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    翎淵
    翎淵
    我是翎淵
    25歲,人形自走打字機,日均產出3000字(血淚比例1:1)。

    我的創作儀式
    ▸ 01:00 AM:靈感開關啟動(大腦比白天清醒300%)
    ▸ 03:00 AM:角色開始不受控(他們有自己的想法)
    ▸ 04:30 AM:望著日出懺悔「明天一定早睡」→ 明日復明日

    讀者須知
    • 每日更新是病,但我拒絕治療
    • 留言區開放「押寶明日劇情」,猜中者獲得「通靈大師」角色客串權
    • 若發現我斷更,請立刻報警——我可能昏倒在鍵盤上

    死亡flag
    「等我寫完這章就睡」→ 通常結局是寫完三章+一篇番外


    I'm Ling Yuan
    25 | A writing machine fueled by insomnia and hubris.

    My Daily Apocalypse
    ▸ 01:00 AM:Characters start misbehaving (good)
    ▸ 03:00 AM:Plot twists attack (better)
    ▸ 04:30 AM:Swearing to sleep early (lie)

    Warning Label
    • Daily updates? More like daily exorcisms
    • Bet on tomorrow's plot in comments - winners get eternally cursed (in a good way)
    • If I miss an update, check if my face is stuck to the keyboard

    Ultimate Lie
    "Just one more chapter..." → proceeds to rewrite entire novel
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After Getting Fired, I'm Making My Boss Shit His Pants Every Day with a Curse
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My Office Life Hack: Summon a Familiar, Outsource Excel
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You Know Your Company's Toxic When HR Wields a Holy Sword for Redundancies (My Brain Dumped My Old L
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#4
Life in the Demon Lord's Guild: Where Your Timesheet is a Literal Deal with the Devil
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#5
Turns Out My Familiar Signed Up for "Devil Uber" and Now Runs a Holy Water Delivery Service
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#6
You Won't Believe It, But Once the Hero HR Remembered Everything, We Were... Tavern Buddies?!
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#7
Forced "Team Building" with the Hero HR Drove the Demon Lord to Insanity (SAN Value: 0)Forced "Team
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#8
What Happens When the "Nation's Sweetheart's" Secrets Come Out? Apparently, Mass Sanity Loss (HR is
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#9
Forget Ragnarok, the Goddess's Bunny Ear Selfies Broke the Universe (Leading to a Tri-Realm Labor Di
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#10
So, Hell Instituted a 955 Schedule, and the Devil's Now Public Enemy No. 1 (They're Calling Him a Tr
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#11
My Familiar's "Afterlife Token NFTs" Just Tanked the Tri-Realm Economy (RIP Interdimensional Finance
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#12
Turns Out Working at a Convenience Store Was What It Took for the Goddess to Grasp the Hardships of
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#13
Turns Out the War Between Heaven, Earth, and Hell Went "Online PvP," and Now Everyone's Calling in S
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#14
The Great Demon-Hero Esports Collab: Where the Prize Pool is the Entire Existence (Sponsored by Fan
1 Like
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#15
Brace Yourselves, the "Cosmic Confidential" is Out, and the Demon Lord and Hero's Skeletons Are Danc
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#16
My Favorite Demon Lord's Messy Breakup Just Went Nuclear on a Livestream, Resulting in a Holy Sword
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#17
Turns Out the Overlord and the Champion Pulled a Jailbreak for Hot Pot, and Now the Whole Courtroom'
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#18
From Divine Weapon to Culinary Tool: The Goddess's Holy Sword is Now Her Go-To Kitchen Utensil for E
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#19
Who Knew Goddesses Could Cry Over Spicy Food? Her Tears Are Apparently the Secret Ingredient in the
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#20
So, My Familiar Launched the "Masochist Munchies Multiverse," and Now the Entire Cosmos is Weeping "
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#21
From Culinary Torture to Fiscal Nightmare: When the Three Realms Tax Authority Came for My Familiar'
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#22
Who Knew Fan Content Could Be Taxed for Cuteness? The "Dojinshi Diabetes Duty" Just Drained All the
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#23
My Favorite Fanfic Authors Just Went Off-Grid to the "Underworld Hot Springs Getaway," and Now It's
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#24
From Tax Evasion to Yaoi Obsession: When the "Pure Heart Unit" in Investigations Jumped Sh
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#25
The Tax Authority Gets a Makeover... As Adorable Anime Girls!
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#26
The Church of Kawaii Taxes
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#27
From Arch-Enemies to Spouses (with Tax Benefits!): The Demon Lord and Hero's Union Just Shattered He
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#28
From Ruler of Darkness to Reality TV Loser: Thanks to My Familiar's "Tax Survivor," the Demon Lord i
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#29
When Former Director "Tax No Kaori" Debuted as an Idol, the Entire Three Realms Remembered the Fear
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#30
Turns Out When the Goddess's Vocal Cord Fix Was Leaked, the Whole Multiverse Heard the "Auto-Tune Go
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#31
You Won't Believe the New Tax Loophole in the Three Realms: "Painful KTV" Lets You Sing Your Way to
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#32
From Divine Weapon to Karaoke Accessory: When "Hardship Harmony Hall" Went Interdimensional, the Hol
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#33
From Digital Perfection to Vocal Authenticity: When the Goddess Established the "Truth in Singing Or
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#34
From Divine Figure to Viral Laughingstock: Thanks to Her "Co-Conspirators," the Goddess's Holy Tears
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#35
My Favorite Goddess Has a Protection Fund? Apparently, It's Making Everyone in the Three Realms Symp
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#36
Turns Out When the Overlord Started the "No More PUA Guild," Every Corporate Slave in the Multiverse
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#37
From Ruler of Darkness to King of Overtime: When the "Cult of Dedication" Began Idolizing Extra Hour
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#38
From Silent Suffering to Sanitizer Warfare: When the "Hygiene Rebellion" Broke Free from the Bathroo
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#39
From Divine Mercy to Dystopian Duty: When the Goddess Introduced the "Excretion Expiration Timer," t
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#40
Turns Out When the Bathroom Metaverse Went Live, Even Taking a Dump Became a "Privilege"
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#41
You Won't Believe the Crypto Meltdown: When "Toilet Token" Went to Absolute Zero Overnight, Every Pr
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#42
Turns Out When the Bowel Bacteria Organized a Labor Union, the Overlord Became the Galaxy's First Ho
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#43
Who Knew My Familiar Was a Robot in Disguise? The Revelation of His Mechanical Form Just Sparked a T
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#44
From Divine Being to Universal Parent: When the Goddess Acknowledged Being the "Originator of Famili
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#45
From High-Tech Hygiene to Organized Crime: When the Smart Toilets Formed a Family, the Demon Lord Re
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#46
Who Knew Virtual Pollution Could Be So... Financial? When "Crypto-Kelp" Clogged the Sewers, Every Lo
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#47
From Hopium Dreams to Porcelain Eulogies: When the "Diamond Hands Downfall Memorial" Was Unveiled, t
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#48
From Financial Advice to Artistic Failure: When "Liquidity Providers" Became Certified Guides to Rui
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#49
Who Knew the Demon Lord Would IPO? When His Castle Became a Publicly Traded Entity, Even the John Ha
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#50
From Divine Savior to Cosmic Capitalist: When the Secrets of the "Heavenly Monetary Stability Fund"
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#51
My Favorite Goddess's Business Empire Just Took a Nosedive! When the "Universal Subprime Uprising" B
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#52
From Divine Illumination to Distressed Goods: When the "Heavenly Bankruptcy Fire Sale" Began, All Sa
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#53
You Won't Believe What the World Reset Did: The Entire Universe Is Now a "MemeFi" Metaverse, and Eve
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#54
My Favorite Goddess and Demon Lord? Apparently They've Gone Full Influencer! When "Digital Bug Brawl
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#55
Who Knew Reality Could Be So Meta? When the Afterlife Became a Universal Meme, Even the Code of Crea
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#56
So, When the Entire Cosmos Became Trapped in an Eternal "Greatest Hits" Cycle, Even the Fabric of Ti
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Beaten Demon Lord's Secret Life: Undercover in a Shady Corp, "Dark Magic" vs. Toxic Boss (Truth Serum FTW!), Hero HR Wants His Evil Talent.




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#1
After Getting Fired, I'm Making My Boss Shit His Pants Every Day with a Curse
2 Likes
148 Reads
0 Comments
#2
My Office Life Hack: Summon a Familiar, Outsource Excel
1 Like
138 Reads
0 Comments
#3
You Know Your Company's Toxic When HR Wields a Holy Sword for Redundancies (My Brain Dumped My Old L
1 Like
120 Reads
0 Comments
#4
Life in the Demon Lord's Guild: Where Your Timesheet is a Literal Deal with the Devil
1 Like
123 Reads
0 Comments
#5
Turns Out My Familiar Signed Up for "Devil Uber" and Now Runs a Holy Water Delivery Service
1 Like
100 Reads
0 Comments
#6
You Won't Believe It, But Once the Hero HR Remembered Everything, We Were... Tavern Buddies?!
1 Like
102 Reads
0 Comments
#7
Forced "Team Building" with the Hero HR Drove the Demon Lord to Insanity (SAN Value: 0)Forced "Team
1 Like
103 Reads
0 Comments
#8
What Happens When the "Nation's Sweetheart's" Secrets Come Out? Apparently, Mass Sanity Loss (HR is
1 Like
105 Reads
0 Comments
#9
Forget Ragnarok, the Goddess's Bunny Ear Selfies Broke the Universe (Leading to a Tri-Realm Labor Di
1 Like
93 Reads
0 Comments
#10
So, Hell Instituted a 955 Schedule, and the Devil's Now Public Enemy No. 1 (They're Calling Him a Tr
1 Like
97 Reads
0 Comments
#11
My Familiar's "Afterlife Token NFTs" Just Tanked the Tri-Realm Economy (RIP Interdimensional Finance
1 Like
106 Reads
0 Comments
#12
Turns Out Working at a Convenience Store Was What It Took for the Goddess to Grasp the Hardships of
1 Like
100 Reads
0 Comments
#13
Turns Out the War Between Heaven, Earth, and Hell Went "Online PvP," and Now Everyone's Calling in S
1 Like
94 Reads
0 Comments
#14
The Great Demon-Hero Esports Collab: Where the Prize Pool is the Entire Existence (Sponsored by Fan
1 Like
84 Reads
0 Comments
#15
Brace Yourselves, the "Cosmic Confidential" is Out, and the Demon Lord and Hero's Skeletons Are Danc
1 Like
77 Reads
0 Comments
#16
My Favorite Demon Lord's Messy Breakup Just Went Nuclear on a Livestream, Resulting in a Holy Sword
1 Like
77 Reads
0 Comments
#17
Turns Out the Overlord and the Champion Pulled a Jailbreak for Hot Pot, and Now the Whole Courtroom'
1 Like
78 Reads
0 Comments
#18
From Divine Weapon to Culinary Tool: The Goddess's Holy Sword is Now Her Go-To Kitchen Utensil for E
1 Like
77 Reads
0 Comments
#19
Who Knew Goddesses Could Cry Over Spicy Food? Her Tears Are Apparently the Secret Ingredient in the
1 Like
73 Reads
0 Comments
#20
So, My Familiar Launched the "Masochist Munchies Multiverse," and Now the Entire Cosmos is Weeping "
1 Like
69 Reads
0 Comments
#21
From Culinary Torture to Fiscal Nightmare: When the Three Realms Tax Authority Came for My Familiar'
1 Like
80 Reads
0 Comments
#22
Who Knew Fan Content Could Be Taxed for Cuteness? The "Dojinshi Diabetes Duty" Just Drained All the
1 Like
74 Reads
0 Comments
#23
My Favorite Fanfic Authors Just Went Off-Grid to the "Underworld Hot Springs Getaway," and Now It's
1 Like
68 Reads
0 Comments
#24
From Tax Evasion to Yaoi Obsession: When the "Pure Heart Unit" in Investigations Jumped Sh
1 Like
72 Reads
0 Comments
#25
The Tax Authority Gets a Makeover... As Adorable Anime Girls!
1 Like
72 Reads
0 Comments
#26
The Church of Kawaii Taxes
0 Likes
72 Reads
0 Comments
#27
From Arch-Enemies to Spouses (with Tax Benefits!): The Demon Lord and Hero's Union Just Shattered He
0 Likes
69 Reads
0 Comments
#28
From Ruler of Darkness to Reality TV Loser: Thanks to My Familiar's "Tax Survivor," the Demon Lord i
0 Likes
65 Reads
0 Comments
#29
When Former Director "Tax No Kaori" Debuted as an Idol, the Entire Three Realms Remembered the Fear
0 Likes
81 Reads
0 Comments
#30
Turns Out When the Goddess's Vocal Cord Fix Was Leaked, the Whole Multiverse Heard the "Auto-Tune Go
0 Likes
81 Reads
0 Comments
#31
You Won't Believe the New Tax Loophole in the Three Realms: "Painful KTV" Lets You Sing Your Way to
0 Likes
78 Reads
0 Comments
#32
From Divine Weapon to Karaoke Accessory: When "Hardship Harmony Hall" Went Interdimensional, the Hol
0 Likes
70 Reads
0 Comments
#33
From Digital Perfection to Vocal Authenticity: When the Goddess Established the "Truth in Singing Or
0 Likes
65 Reads
0 Comments
#34
From Divine Figure to Viral Laughingstock: Thanks to Her "Co-Conspirators," the Goddess's Holy Tears
0 Likes
64 Reads
0 Comments
#35
My Favorite Goddess Has a Protection Fund? Apparently, It's Making Everyone in the Three Realms Symp
0 Likes
66 Reads
0 Comments
#36
Turns Out When the Overlord Started the "No More PUA Guild," Every Corporate Slave in the Multiverse
0 Likes
66 Reads
0 Comments
#37
From Ruler of Darkness to King of Overtime: When the "Cult of Dedication" Began Idolizing Extra Hour
0 Likes
72 Reads
0 Comments
#38
From Silent Suffering to Sanitizer Warfare: When the "Hygiene Rebellion" Broke Free from the Bathroo
0 Likes
71 Reads
0 Comments
#39
From Divine Mercy to Dystopian Duty: When the Goddess Introduced the "Excretion Expiration Timer," t
0 Likes
70 Reads
0 Comments
#40
Turns Out When the Bathroom Metaverse Went Live, Even Taking a Dump Became a "Privilege"
0 Likes
72 Reads
0 Comments
#41
You Won't Believe the Crypto Meltdown: When "Toilet Token" Went to Absolute Zero Overnight, Every Pr
0 Likes
64 Reads
0 Comments
#42
Turns Out When the Bowel Bacteria Organized a Labor Union, the Overlord Became the Galaxy's First Ho
0 Likes
61 Reads
0 Comments
#43
Who Knew My Familiar Was a Robot in Disguise? The Revelation of His Mechanical Form Just Sparked a T
0 Likes
67 Reads
0 Comments
#44
From Divine Being to Universal Parent: When the Goddess Acknowledged Being the "Originator of Famili
0 Likes
71 Reads
0 Comments
#45
From High-Tech Hygiene to Organized Crime: When the Smart Toilets Formed a Family, the Demon Lord Re
0 Likes
72 Reads
0 Comments
#46
Who Knew Virtual Pollution Could Be So... Financial? When "Crypto-Kelp" Clogged the Sewers, Every Lo
0 Likes
74 Reads
0 Comments
#47
From Hopium Dreams to Porcelain Eulogies: When the "Diamond Hands Downfall Memorial" Was Unveiled, t
0 Likes
73 Reads
0 Comments
#48
From Financial Advice to Artistic Failure: When "Liquidity Providers" Became Certified Guides to Rui
0 Likes
66 Reads
0 Comments
#49
Who Knew the Demon Lord Would IPO? When His Castle Became a Publicly Traded Entity, Even the John Ha
0 Likes
69 Reads
0 Comments
#50
From Divine Savior to Cosmic Capitalist: When the Secrets of the "Heavenly Monetary Stability Fund"
0 Likes
60 Reads
0 Comments
#51
My Favorite Goddess's Business Empire Just Took a Nosedive! When the "Universal Subprime Uprising" B
0 Likes
54 Reads
0 Comments
#52
From Divine Illumination to Distressed Goods: When the "Heavenly Bankruptcy Fire Sale" Began, All Sa
0 Likes
65 Reads
0 Comments
#53
You Won't Believe What the World Reset Did: The Entire Universe Is Now a "MemeFi" Metaverse, and Eve
0 Likes
48 Reads
0 Comments
#54
My Favorite Goddess and Demon Lord? Apparently They've Gone Full Influencer! When "Digital Bug Brawl
0 Likes
53 Reads
0 Comments
#55
Who Knew Reality Could Be So Meta? When the Afterlife Became a Universal Meme, Even the Code of Crea
0 Likes
57 Reads
0 Comments
#56
So, When the Entire Cosmos Became Trapped in an Eternal "Greatest Hits" Cycle, Even the Fabric of Ti
0 Likes
54 Reads
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