Ugh, I'm running low on money again.
We don't get paid much, as villains. You didn't expect that, huh? At first, I only got minimum wage on average, including briefing and training hours. But even now, as a reasonably well-known villain, I get paid, what, $5 above minimum on average on large-scale missions.
We don't even get profit from "social media marketing".
This is what we get from acting as the fleas of society. Mindless criminals with no care for humanity, who keep coming back.
But there's one sort of mission I'd never accept, and that would be animal cruelty. Really, the people that are involved in such...350Please respect copyright.PENANAmihCMLmoXR
It's disgusting.350Please respect copyright.PENANAG7wP8Xgv2k
And the number of teenage girls that watch "compilations" of us on the internet, and have their favourites... even if they're unaware of the atrocities we commit... 350Please respect copyright.PENANAUY4iMaiweb
I can't help but gag.350Please respect copyright.PENANAdU5VwUQvkq
Disgusting. It's all so disgusting.350Please respect copyright.PENANACq2qCx5PRr
You, me, heroes, villains, the people who hate us, the people who worship us.350Please respect copyright.PENANAYD2yVNvm4N
Humans.
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Sorry, I went on a tangent there. Who am I even apologising to? I take it back, I'm not sorry. 350Please respect copyright.PENANAVPUNgj1Huh
Well, that's my rant for today. See you later, me.
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