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我呆呆搖頭,又真係無諗過。1208Please respect copyright.PENANA73Edmbt0ZH
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「即係如果,如果佢真係呃你嘅,佢依家用咁多時間同你傾偈又扮晒夾咁,遲啲真係呃你一定係呃好多錢囉。」1208Please respect copyright.PENANA1jcE4DGpxT
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講到我都有少少動搖,但如果阿琴要呃我,佢會呃我乜呢?佢嘅話題都無圍繞一樣可以賣嘅嘢,九成時間都係鳩噏。1208Please respect copyright.PENANA6IlgalRK2e
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「一個同你好夾嘅人,一係就真係好夾,一係就迎合緊你。」1208Please respect copyright.PENANAy74CIgPnb6
「但係佢鍾意聽咩歌咁,都係佢主動講架喎,唔係我講先佢附和我架喎。」1208Please respect copyright.PENANALZ38hN6ryH
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「dear Jane同Coldplay咁紅咁大眾,招牌跌落嚟砸死幾個人可能都鍾意聽啦。」1208Please respect copyright.PENANAKKI9rYimKd
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「啱呀啱呀,你話鍾意試當真都多人同你一樣架啦,鍾意金鋼crew都一樣先真係夾架嘛。」1208Please respect copyright.PENANA5EhPC4AMUa
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諗落又有道理,愈大眾嘅嘢就愈易撞中同樣鍾意嘅人。1208Please respect copyright.PENANAY3PgZeHjTs
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食完飯,蠔腎兩個就趕住返屋企,事關佢哋要餵隻條紋蛸,即係八爪魚。1208Please respect copyright.PENANARbguRncMCR
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隻八爪魚佢哋養咗好耐,係風水「魚」嚟,旺財嘅。1208Please respect copyright.PENANATozwpZsuik
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隻嘢好聰明,又鍾意喺啲貝殼度游嚟游去,所以蠔腎幫佢改咗個名叫做游殼獸。1208Please respect copyright.PENANAa9KIzdtPok
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