[1] "Congratulations on passing初审! Now please sign the 'Voluntary Leek Agreement'—"
At the "Karma Financial Academy" orientation, the Dark Lord—now Professor—adjusted his glasses:
Textbook: "The Self-Cultivation of Leeks" (pages pressed with AlgaeCoin fragments)
Tool: Holy Sword reforged as a "KPI Engraver" (each carve auto-generates debt)
Diploma: "Anti-Counterfeit Anal Print" branded on graduates’ buttocks
The goddess trembled reading the syllabus: "Making Believers Feel Losses Are Blessings... What kind of theology is this!?"
[2] "Training Course: Birth of a Premium Leek"
▌ Module 1: Pain Aesthetics
Tattoo "loss records" as roses (thigh placement) via dark magic
Peer review: "This classmate’s bankruptcy story lacks poetic tragedy"
▌ Module 2: Self-PUA
Morning chant: "I’m harvested, therefore I shine!"
Homework: "Love Letter to My Reaper"
▌ Module 3: Viral Marketing
Convert home toilets into "Leek Display Cases"
Graduation requirement: Recruit 3 friends into AlgaeCoin 2.0
[3] Graduation Exhibition: Performance Art
★ Case 1
Student A swallowed life savings as gold coins, X-ray titled:161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8izOYorQn
"Utopia in My Stomach"
★ Case 2
Student B (ex-hero subordinate) sculpted spine bones into:161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvViYLgSAuQ
"Redeemable Vertebrae" (manual: "Collateral for AlgaeCoin repurchase loans")
Judge Familiar Spirit wept: "Now THIS... is true financial artistry!"
[4] Professor Dark Lord’s "Teaching Mishap"
During the "Ultimate Harvest Demo", he accidentally:
Packaged his own Dark Castle deed as a financial product
Watched students instantly buy all shares
Castle gates locked, displaying: "Asset securitized—scan to enter"
"Wait! This was just a lecture—" The now-homeless魔王 chased students who’d purchased his bedroom.
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