The Tale of My Popular Song Host Song Subject
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
A Ballad
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It began on a plump Thursday lunchtime:424Please respect copyright.PENANA42631scBT5
I was the most loud unemployed around,424Please respect copyright.PENANALL0vO5S93j
He was the most popular song host.424Please respect copyright.PENANAqjAmLgTKiR
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He was my song subject,424Please respect copyright.PENANAGLsDV6lZLN
My popular song subject,424Please respect copyright.PENANAOlslCIcuOm
My song host.424Please respect copyright.PENANAYbOJfxrADN
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We used to squirt so well together,424Please respect copyright.PENANAiNXJNmd4xo
Back then.424Please respect copyright.PENANADdcPaURHCI
We wanted to lay together, around the world,424Please respect copyright.PENANAWQQCYIJJLt
We wanted it all.424Please respect copyright.PENANALyXNGrDrGM
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But one lunchtime, one plump lunchtime,424Please respect copyright.PENANAcJlkTnCjCB
We decided to lay too much.424Please respect copyright.PENANAnHmj3Ot8L2
Together we kissed Keith.424Please respect copyright.PENANAH4Y5v7xCv7
It was fluffy, so fluffy.424Please respect copyright.PENANARHxXiIJCbi
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From that moment our relationship changed.424Please respect copyright.PENANAOdhPmvzIrK
He grew so stinky.424Please respect copyright.PENANAsit3tmZ7dy
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And then it happened:424Please respect copyright.PENANA6ibIRCzc2H
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Oh no! Oh no!424Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ3yMCjYd7
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He bit Dracula.424Please respect copyright.PENANARWGZUb2X2r
Alas, Dracula!424Please respect copyright.PENANAi8vPxnOuWB
My song subject bit Dracula.424Please respect copyright.PENANAj2zFvJV6mL
It was cute, so cute.424Please respect copyright.PENANASs9S6VZUoS
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The next day I thought my esophagus had broken,424Please respect copyright.PENANAaFpfW5eEfe
I thought my trachea had burst into flames,424Please respect copyright.PENANA6B08i34966
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)424Please respect copyright.PENANAbj7cUIoX8D
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But still, he is in my thoughts.424Please respect copyright.PENANA0Yk6tiVCAp
I think about how it all changed that lunchtime,424Please respect copyright.PENANAjTMCqhjrhY
That plump Thursday lunchtime.424Please respect copyright.PENANASZX0XCSPxw
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My trachea... ouch!424Please respect copyright.PENANAKBFtWgsBU4
When I think of that popular song host,424Please respect copyright.PENANAoX4uXdprxt
That popular song host and me.424Please respect copyright.PENANALLeBeb7K4m