[1] "Congratulations to the Goddess for Becoming the Spokesmodel for ‘Hellfire Soul-Exploding Spicy Strips’!"
At the contract signing, the CEO of Hell Foods Inc. (a three-headed hellhound in a suit) presented the terms:92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhYZ2S4j7s
[Clauses:
Daily livestreams eating spicy strips (tears mandatory)
Tears harvested as "Holy Water Seasoning"
Breach turns bunny headband permanently chili-shaped]
The Goddess’ pen trembled: "This is a demonic contract?!"92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiTgosSpKx
The familiar whispered: "But the payout removes your shock collar~"92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7Pg9MqevN
She signed furiously: "Fine! It’s just spicy st—"
A staffer wheeled in "Volcano’s Wrath Spicy Strips", packaging labeled:92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElELm6u7Q7
[Heat Level: Demon King’s Tears]
[2] Livestream Gone Nuclear92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv66Rw6V6oQ
"Wel—cough! ‘Even Gods Break’ Spicy Review!" The Goddess donned a flame-proof mask.92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR0FcFVTgu
First bite—
Her bunny headband "POPPED" into a chili pepper
Holy light shot from her eyes as chat exploded:92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBiLTnipUB
[Ex-Believer1: So holy light is just spice tears?!]92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5b93FFZHI
[Demon King: 1000 Hell Coins for a snot close-up!]
"This isn’t food—cough!" She chugged "milk" (actually the familiar’s lava latte), but her tears became pepper spray, blowing the camera to smithereens!
[3] "Tear Seasoning" Takes the Three Realms by Storm92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJtwOmbPbT
The "Holy Tears of Regret" sold like hellfire:92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBXYlrJSpp
[Bottle Slogan: "Hurt more than an ex, bitterer than overtime"]
Sales soared:
Heaven: Used in confession booths (instant guilty sobbing)
Human World: Office workers spiked coffee ("One sip = quit on spot")
Hell: "Ghost Employee Motivational Drink"
"This is workplace harassment…" The Goddess sobbed in her dressing room—while the familiar collected tears: "50 vials! Cry harder for ‘Tear Crystals’—they’re premium!"
[4] "Rescue" Mission Derailed92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpe7EMTnHi
We (Demon King & Hero) crashed the stream as "rival brands":92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQH4r3c6rJI
"Try our ‘Nemesis Reconciliation Sweet-Spicy Strips’!"92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0LtBSkmQf
(Secretly made with dark magic and sliced holy sword.)
Goddess, enraged: "How DARE—"92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuWgvA4MGH
"Free ‘Ex-Goddess Embarrassment Stickers’!" I flung her "spicy-face memes", while Hoshino held a sign:92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkX0qSGBECm
[RT to win: ‘Goddess Tears Instant Noodles’!]
Viewership hit 1 BILLION—crashing the servers.92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnLvP2zUiq
The final frame? The Goddess chasing us with her sword, as chat spammed:92Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIEHwT9VlZ
"NOW that’s divine punishment!"
