「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LEIl7pRTX
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1O7pge2Bu
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o0713jI8R
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhNWbDgRqr
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHy2sDEOiXp
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ52lO89cUD
「我聽唔明。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTfNDO8du7
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVv1Ih5N1u
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT8xDuIAno
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDnof3KBkp
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這個原因，遲點會說。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdUd1Jlfhr
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3oq0hA1kj
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarkcrwbBCG
全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBpFe6Ldte
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3UuFw5M7F
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡco7s7v4r0F
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeX6hZWNsx
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TmJ5UW684
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbAMnsAV68
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFG4oaAh4pX
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDndqCzT0tC
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUaEk2kBnU
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF6n36iaFC
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowWAwxDc3h
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQVwUGdbrw
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbvpAUxfSM
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbEjGrG7Lf
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvCJrkV5pg
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2EIHWNdWM
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86pxV8aRlQ
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa43ymZz7AI
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9D2PKvAMcR
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUATIhYykP
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcqqBPdNTV
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOT7NuMFppm
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbfPK7R03U
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKUNdLPXXL
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyM0Of8cBR
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQVD4PGzAR
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xXfVeATCR
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoMiHfRMtg
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwYVPcRILG
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasTZWsRe7w
世事往往難以預料。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ911mQR9sYj
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y2yyhQfV5
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaSptYrYU4
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFsTDC1keR
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW64n4jBFyz
是的，真的那麼剛好。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9XUicgJpU
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpqj7uD71q
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sEuTNc9EU
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY23dONwO3C
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPDPylqEGT
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BdP0r7sqv
即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PlAqBofGw
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUp7S4vkQi
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatt7sj8QLp
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1RwdRNc8BF
「你點先唔嬲啊？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNB85kbN6Dr
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQvXnFYK6L
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvDw4aQUyq
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3S04rgB3V
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22Y8mlmy0l
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlRwYUu9GB
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrw1GEb9C63
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TbxQ0z2d6
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtEBDZN9zP
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFQe17Nvp4
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHFwpaRcLs
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfZmdcOiCG
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLYRa9OXgz
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDOjE8w9Pl
「唔信！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5gNYp9ya7
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorxUpIPerV
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViZiHQ4xkQ
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4rJ1UNoQ3
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReWyZPSCL9
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAjrHH6NNu
他又加了句，「除左妳。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJseBJkHOg
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKJh7Iy0j7
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCSuoNJ8oa
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56NY7RaHIj
「咩點？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosUZY6Z3Lp
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJiodOHnZm
「佢無打你咩？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEp13fkrTF
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7mfY0518T
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxEZP07ygd
那麼奇怪？587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxCaQrFh2N
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsQ1DCqJYl
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo3yNjxQ6D
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlPCdsQ74l
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDqzHQf2TK
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVtSoT80Ex
「係咁就原諒你？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXvwHgmiuo
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39WioeDzbM
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VRi1aV0sj
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufTxUDvUtb
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9kljqj0ar
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZTEA9e1Ju
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKBJWoDsas
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpmZvSiRA9
算了。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAavOjZeuI
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4syrtwwTSX
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n1ZgQKrMF
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEzaryHi07
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV18NlNpcI8
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveCEV8b7ln
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDaxVCJVLZ
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIaCK5GuNh
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhsIYNSmGS
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEFXT9Tq7M
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可是他……587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZR4jtnof0
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9VgUeyHp4
我該怎麼說呢？587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkoVB2UXC6
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vZZoie1Oo
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPvE4hhhZt
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMfKdLslHs
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ35Wrvh0l8
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雖然動機未明。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTKwSxvyV0
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGmiRRU46i
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1LknFnwXb
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss66NOiXme
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwHzppieBF
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rFS40ckDC
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPsTxceybP
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyLmEVSZha
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhIsiK2Yj4
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYawGm5I55
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemI1OX8U5D
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX1Lcg2F0E
我說了，不原諒還好。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIYfxqW2Vb
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk08W4uJHws
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI73mkuLBYP
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgNf1Ie0cT
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeIb59ylAV
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItcpjXDNpP
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGUn6Jr6oa
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oTh876UtV
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIL57PmCDb
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3rZVNfUT7
所以？587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgucilHGgA
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uHDz0BPMj
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCmlf7eVBO
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc43cfxDiaN
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxKDIBEazF
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpj5vAg8jl
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtNLHx1Kku
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWVKBY7JMz
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2k2omtFUGu
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9fpiMH52F
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw02t5ShEqK
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtz7tZVlvA
又回到我的故事。587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAB3DrSExt
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587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhpOpq7dD6
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587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd69Y8ObG8B
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp68bSgXUvT
「望咩啫你。」587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZskCH0kTF
587Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxfPgv1eGg
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