「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmVnUpBY7E
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jC6ZRPHH3
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「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxP0RXSh2az
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZmDkuiduc
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「我聽唔明。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZsri5sWgW
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecVDDS3kQl
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其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLpdSTTw1f
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這個原因，遲點會說。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBzekDLCmA
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話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCED5nHAVD
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VS1gRt78B
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NupERUQ5S
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首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5e9jXra8A
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfc8X70bS5
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當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1EaGZoZyg
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在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVePPxHHJ9
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他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB446Pevz7F
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然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonkZfihGD7
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全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Iz7YIjxlU
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不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAGdvv7vrO
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到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87aAEy0bVX
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「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlc3QoOpQV
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雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM12hLJKqts
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Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKxhfkQdsY
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他還不再三拜謝他的同學。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBMuPl8Lvy
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就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHaObe7WOr
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世事往往難以預料。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5cuXzJKL2
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當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DXNGdyeTj
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嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDJacNNgyU
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是的，真的那麼剛好。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRAjddy4tV
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jq7vJa4lN
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劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndA5mmccfk
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ksFOjEQlI
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgEkTQ1cm0
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfOsqXx2gX
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「你點先唔嬲啊？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sdlZmvF3d
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在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1I3ZvjNIo
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「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO9ujVwxqZ
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuTQQ5Y6oI
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOKoEtobhQ
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtcK8WaJa2
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4BEQdNprf
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「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDOwyYV2da
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「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfXXUJBaM6
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「唔信！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NwkqMUsSa
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「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemHWKk2Vuj
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正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9viYAgYlcG
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他又加了句，「除左妳。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJ7SAekLZi
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我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa37Pjqqjmk
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「咩點？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HAcwGLhLW
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「佢無打你咩？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06F2YVCQlb
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xPYhljtdH
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9CPOYvmD3
那麼奇怪？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSS4yKnhxfq
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「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pBp6uqFnz
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpicFZRpxt
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGX6ctwAfOg
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhauOvogNU
「係咁就原諒你？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRQS2KJoCs
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YklcUiheP
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgm8m0zyZ8M
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「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGQmAjBilv
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望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMSlXamyL9
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算了。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxFd5BGp2g
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他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuxSZhcreT
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我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddeXfWLEWH
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不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpApUdlkkxC
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或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0W2Fc4rAa
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劉華明真的很精心預備一切。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1H0id00a7
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可是他……674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Eg3SPyPwQ
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我該怎麼說呢？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnfKbzxtqs
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只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxqeXbXLg0
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倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeXlKNoV4A
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雖然動機未明。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0O7mVKYSrD
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不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm4sqrrpEh
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事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAdNYxvljv
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNvLqG3dcV
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K2s0zwQHo
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdivJl7dxcl
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總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5xFqSHxFw
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而是「Chloe我幹你」。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoy5v9UPnqh
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我說了，不原諒還好。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5EPSBO819
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劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGggYRTRZb
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zjQtMuWa0
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0RO3QuGV0
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rJ2VmisRS
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwyzWsx8ks
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dJeyRG83G
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4NajTITw0
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所以？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYJ3OX1ZTP
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFS6BbZiEE
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJKKbtNYw5
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkbFvfJyEm
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCsbwq78Sh
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然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhb38p6hEu
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswkyi0WzzK
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QxjXrR4HK
674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmKUZtlqiz
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBOnp93e8f
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又回到我的故事。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu3P4M9nD2
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「望咩啫你。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOSR72fNLu
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