「你係咪痴左線啊？為左一個識唔夠幾日嘅女仔搞到咁，傻鬼咗呀？」劉華明在電話另一頭大罵。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd67zIzXln
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他的台灣之旅其實已進行中，卻不忘打電話來罵我一頓。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaDKlVaSGT
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQazERqxsx
「有一啲人，識咗一世嘅時間，可以一世對你無咩大影響。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeNKW30r36
但有一啲人，識咗一日嘅時間，就可以影響你一世。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMiby9QxX2
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAh1PNYKub
「我聽唔明。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtzaWDkUcQ
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「不如你講下你台灣之旅，追Chloe追成點仲好啦。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiTQyxO3Zg
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZKJFBywbC
其實我考慮了很久，該不該把他們的故事寫出來，最後因為一個原因，所以必需要寫的。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReNYhtsIUl
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這個原因，遲點會說。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvwjJiJkZa
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3nPgLEfuX
話說劉華明在旅行事前，已經通知他的同學，有關他奪取女神歡心的大計。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8HD9KgsNL
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全部同學都點頭表示會全力配合。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1e4oJeiavH
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事實證明，朋友，信一成，戶口分分鐘變零。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnEYcgXeND
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSRTP5kHAA
首先上機，劉華明極度渴望跟Chloe同座，而那班同學都表示OK，會讓他們坐在一起。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApbcMhDdq1
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而事實是，當劉華明在自己座位坐著時，同學已經跟Chloe說他生病了，不想傳染人，就把Chloe帶走了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lG4ZXlyLd
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSmAEPoJRh
當劉華明滿心歡喜的等著，等待他身旁位置會是他的女神時，最後他等到一個大胖子。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkEnJcy18S
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2S4ts6gIuV
在女神臉前展現實力，是常識吧。因此劉華明又早已收買了一眾男同學，631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn7UENqKud
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88OqRrRh5v
他們專誠在Chloe面前比試男人浪漫的戰爭──拗手瓜，631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcko9do1sxq
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxYrNeetK0
然後故意輸給劉華明，讓Chloe覺得他很有男人味。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJrNzeDTzd
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡio0S9gqyUU
全班十三個男孩都很配合，讓劉華明輸了十三次。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFj1iMw6j9
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8SKdgNFre
不過，這些只是同學玩弄他所開的玩笑，他們真的有心幫助他。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlWYbwUWUN
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9M8nEcPm8
到達酒店的當晚，一班同學除了象徵式說對不起外，還真心為劉華明佈局。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp0RJAHsOg
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphly0ZqKGY
「Chloe有啲唔舒服，而家一個人係房啊，拿我地就出去食野，你就入房無微不至咁照顧佢，實加哂分啦。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqOGUZSmuA
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNRiIh93yb
雖然聽起來像是一群人想出外玩樂，而隨意找個人當保姆照顧病者，不過劉華明絕對樂意效這個勞。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVIkEPGf87
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWdCGWvoCc
Chloe喔？女神喔？這麼大好的機會。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBFyjNOMZh
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TsfE2bRSt
他還不再三拜謝他的同學。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nrRLd07V3
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ343hvAnVCz
就這樣，他還細心的買一碗皮蛋瘦肉粥，連同感冒藥，外加一些甜食回去。他心想著，今次一定能奪取芳心。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ka6BTo1xk
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Hxu71qZXb
世事往往難以預料。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWYNyug3Re
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5X2XDR41qm
當他拿出同學給他的房匙，把門打開，剛好遇上了因為病而出了一身汗，所以去洗個澡，又剛好淋浴完的Chloe。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcg2as5bDh
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6BwQ7S6IO
嗯，大家都明白是怎樣的一回事。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6qyQ8hRx1
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkEY6Ras5m
是的，真的那麼剛好。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyLMGhKWwu
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就那麼一點點剛好，就會要了人命。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIANVbtUbN
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHk10vLfT89
劉華明，我說，你死得也不枉此生吧。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWRQ5pio1o
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFXrsYIw77
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即使如此，劉華明還是沒有放棄。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fc1SewLHY
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqmvtnIdwl
他希望能哄回Chloe，而全班同學也賣力的幫口，畢竟自己是幫兇嘛。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBh90y8Ugn
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIZO5AmJVN
「你點先唔嬲啊？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxOS8bG06x
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHParyc5ek
在公車上，劉華明坐在同學為他預備的座位，正是Chloe的隔座，他就在這不斷哀求一個原諒。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECKQkUPhRO
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKE7qKt128o
「其實我果晚真係乜都睇唔到架，我都無戴CON。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUfHjrfx2f
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ius4QyGDP
「亂講啦你！你不嬲都唔洗戴CON架啦！」Chloe交叉著手，嘟著嘴一臉生氣的樣子。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gcYzDx9Qn
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXoqsKX97Gn
「我講真架，我真係睇唔到野架！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3P3tt0DHI3
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAotlQbCEG
「我唔會信你架，你不嬲都唔洗戴眼鏡！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdcrriZbQA
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkw4ykNgVYC
「我嘅世界真係一片朦朧！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuq33kfX8w
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJ7IIxjnKa
「唔信！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kgi1LKIK3
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1kIRrBMDn
「我真係望乜野都朦朧一片架！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofrMzOwLeh
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu3MOyzeZk
正當Chloe又想大聲否定時，631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxz1d3MT9R
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XdUo7hYQF
他又加了句，「除左妳。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV8pqSAXwx
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxllSBfEy6
我聽到後大驚起來，問他：「咁你點？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHaGLm441J
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Li7XST4m8
「咩點？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTHvuGwk0z
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KWRO5NBwa
「佢無打你咩？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4bQbhgLZe
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTudcrVf7TN
「佢做咩要打我？」他疑問道。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdo35oQq7X
那麼奇怪？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Wti2dPQzi
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVR0nzSXRK
「咁佢有咩反應啊？」我追問。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEd9fm2Y9t1
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t6LF67IXG
「下，佢忍唔住笑左出來，然後鬧左我一句：『口花花！』就無事啦。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBFX3auH4W
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a8kndCMIi
「係咁就原諒你？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr61SUR3TX
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlU6xCPYheZ
「唔係仲想點？」他理直氣壯的說道。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4czxPdjlnX
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6gT3PBf63
「你唔覺得你句野……有問題架咩？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVsuUR2WZ8
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRtkXRNjlo
望Chloe很清楚，不就是表明那一晚.......631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1RN8gsb9d
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2vJ9lr49I
算了。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6FcOmRYx3
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtwLZxMxf7
他繼續雀躍地說道：「有咩問題？好浪漫啊，我都唔知當時我點解講到出口，太好文釆啦我！」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbMevAdGLn
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGh4iW2ENt
我有時真心質疑到底以他們的智商是如何升讀大學，這樣是否側面反映香港的教育制度存在漏洞？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyLAW3zfl0
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRhpCbHLjl
不過，成功原諒劉華明，並非好運的開始。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSKw2MgCZJ
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0d8Pc7ZZC
或者，沒有原諒過他，反而比較好。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEfa8pUyDg
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9bUUWxNbm
劉華明真的很精心預備一切。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUThEK5Smf
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可是他……631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDgU05MvCs
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我該怎麼說呢？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTuE8jnM2a
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL143lkLbaj
只能用運氣太倒楣來形容。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qq8EKzFPA
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJBeNUrgKc
倒楣到一個點，我嚴重懷疑他所說的話，是他自己捏造出來的。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCWvrbQIsr
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雖然動機未明。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslB1rWmUUK
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROKosPrT2D
不過劉華明對於我的不信，表示強烈不滿，因為他自己已很不高興。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nRxhz9sOB
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eoY2ZPGlK
事情是這樣的，就在Chloe原諒了他的後一天，他想給一個驚喜她。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLTlYh7rYA
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTeoT1Bz8AM
他計劃好了，在回酒店的某條路上，用花朵堆砌「Chloe我愛你」三個字表白，希望感動Chloe，他花了重金買了許多花和花錢請人堆砌，因為自己要陪大隊嘛。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cFZY70YgW
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也不知道是誰動的手腳，或許是請的人，或許是路人，或許台灣人不喜歡肉麻的句子的關係。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOBOlrfAEg
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YdxQkSbw6
總之，Chloe回酒店的路上，看到內容的不是「Chloe我愛你」。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBm9tIeEvZ
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eqRVk0f4E
而是「Chloe我幹你」。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Bi64J3kfW
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMAQiVccBV
我說了，不原諒還好。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQP0YUzN2k
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX0d1u0LHt
劉華明還有許多其他無腦的事，太多太多數之不盡。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77SuE4Ncc2
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleksRMlv7y
例如他想送禮物，就學人求婚一樣，將禮物放進Chloe的杯子裡，希望她會感到驚喜。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6HkzMfnFr
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLAMUGMh0U
不過所有驚喜經劉華明的手，都不會是驚喜。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmwqYehYFQ
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWkqOWat8r
他笨笨的分不清戒指的大小和耳環的大小，是不同的。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbedohPtQM
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmQJZbOePk
所以？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxqDNkc0GH
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5CP01BrQm
耳環就隨著Chloe不客氣的咕嚕咕嚕一下滑進她肚子裡。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSr4oQUz2R
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4VZPHuvwa
「我好似吞左啲野咁既？」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFz57gcnjq
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHQkgh8F8S
然後，她發現劉華明用瞪得大大的眼睛望著她時，她就說了句：「望咩啫你。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5ADwxJ3tb
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlVgUH17Uf
怎麼那麼熟悉的？這一句？631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguhvLBAgLx
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4henDBPaBz
總而言之，我們先將劉華明的故事擱置，將來還有機會。何況這個故事主角不是他。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7nDUtbUWw
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Mn8E1LMaB
又回到我的故事。631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7PSkeN4dw
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631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPlXLW1bd4
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppBnoezUaI
「望咩啫你。」631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe403EHQhJJ
631Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqznOsBkwW
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