「係呢，你A幾？」我故意岔開話題，費事自己又沉浸喺過去。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2q0b16juq
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依家係個新嘅機會呀，有個啱傾有好感嘅對象，諗點溝佢好過啦！1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ENaFpO8QO
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「都A5喇，你呢？」A即係available，單身。O就occupied，又名「人哋」，即係人哋男朋友或女朋友。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9wo9VsoD2
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即係依個女仔單身，拍過五次拖。佢應該係個正常女仔，可以放心同佢佢傾偈。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUG7fNAVdUN
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「A8啦。」要正經交換資訊嘅時候都要正經吓嘅。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqhJ7oYsZ0
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「你實係fuckboy嚟！」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9FRjHaMkO
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「係，我叫張天賦。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWoPWR6Zwn
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「在我海綿下體找你～」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfDfyFzuLW
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「你有海綿體？」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuxSSQZKb6
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「女人唔可以有海綿體？」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ORaT3BlRW
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「你真係有定假呀？Elliot Page？」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJyyIdFHU3
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「假！人體有70%係水，我有90%係鳩噏！」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3OfY14zo0
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「以後只信你一成。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt8uAac9QJ
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「咁你會雙目失明。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61NWiMHN9E
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「或者變郭富成。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoADGRB3cI
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「咁我以後叫你成成。常姐撚，撚軚能。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj2yuaLFIT
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「嗰個係古天樂⋯⋯」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cYtDjudQH
「鳩噏ing」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wg6yxKBjV
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「你似真係唔識分郭富城同古天樂。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzcUnQ2OgHU
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「我識囉！國貨城同今期流行吖嘛！」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHIjWRouIv
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「ok暫時信你。咁我點叫你好呀？」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbjpFls2u9
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「椎名林檎。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ts4EXcIZI
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「笑死，咁我叫你蘋果啦。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2RHhNyIU0
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「叫阿檎囉。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcYWqXICDa
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「你好阿琴。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmLVSHbumX
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「你好成繩。同你都幾啱傾，比你做住我朋友先啦。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGDUC0DbP3
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「謝主隆恩。」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLEDHoxGpm
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「你可以退下喇，本王要返工了！」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rbFq2lGBZ
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「喳！」1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8V7mIEdHf
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依段就係我同阿琴第一日識嘅對話。由一開始我已經對佢有啲好感，但都無特別著重依個人，始終交友app成日都講完再見就無再見，真係有得繼續傾落去先再諗啦。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTsFqkAAiK
雖然我內心有股莫名奇妙嘅興奮，但就無同身邊嘅人透露，費事溝唔到嗰陣面懞懞。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7Li2gkT8v
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晏晝飯時間完咗之後就繼續返工，開始覺得自己有返啲動力。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eK8D3DlLK
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我故意同自己講唔好咁在意，專心返工，放工先再睇佢有無搵我。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tQ6olRBy1
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佢未搵嘅，我睇幾多次手機都唔會增加佢搵我嘅機會率架啦。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf4N9ZOOFm
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如常返工，放工。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtTSXHvk68
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「嘩金仔，係咪有好事發生呀？」同事霞姨八卦咁撞吓我膊頭。1694Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqu0n7wrpC
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