It's been approximately nine months since I moved in with Desta. I have to admit, 2016 has been... interesting. Alkaline revealed that he did not, in fact, tattoo his eye balls*, Beyoncé confessed that she has the 'most bomb pussy', Kanye West is balls deep in debt, and according to some girl out there on WhatsApp, my dream has come true and Ochi has, apparently, become its own country.* Oh yeah, Desta and I got married in March.616Please respect copyright.PENANAO8kJMB6O2V
Speaking of Ochi, that's where I am right now. Desta wasn't joking about bring me back to Dunn's River Falls and fucking me. So let it go down in history that on June 30, 2016, Desta carried me to the popular tourist destination of Dunn's River Falls, Ocho Rios, and paid an entrance fee just to fuck me in the water.616Please respect copyright.PENANAv2ZJvifKFW
Please note that the drive was over two hours, even on the new, expensive ass highway.616Please respect copyright.PENANAzIDgfKk5d1
So he drove over two hours, (99 km), paid thousands of (toll on the highway is a bitch, plus the entrance fee, plus toll when we come back) just to keep his promise to fuck me in the water at Dunn's River Falls.616Please respect copyright.PENANAraetEtA2tK
Plus, we could get caught and arrested.616Please respect copyright.PENANAPU4cT5t8HU
"You're fucking crazy," I say as we sink into the water at the bottom of the falls.616Please respect copyright.PENANAblgMbusSrT
Yeah, and so are you, Ezinma, for agreeing to this.616Please respect copyright.PENANAK99Hz8LinW
"I promised you I'd come back," he says solemnly.616Please respect copyright.PENANA6TvR4x2N6D
I just have to laugh at his serious expression. 616Please respect copyright.PENANAgsKAyY9vk3
"Plus, this is my way of making it up to you for not having a honeymoon." 616Please respect copyright.PENANAswWXjI7A9g
"We didn't even have a wedding ceremony. We just signed the papers."616Please respect copyright.PENANAkP2goH3I6S
"I thought you wanted that."616Please respect copyright.PENANAqAwdawxpc6
"I did. I generally hate weddings. Although Mason's wedding in LA last month was... amazing."616Please respect copyright.PENANAJnZmzNjYn7
"I know. It was," he says with a smile, and pulls me with him further into the water. 616Please respect copyright.PENANAlTwIDlekxN
I look around. There are some children playing a few metres from us, and a couple kissing passionately even closer to us.616Please respect copyright.PENANAbUY4e8WzuF
"Babe," he says, bringing my attention back to him. "I know you like to scream and moan and sob and screw up your face, but you can't do that here. We'll get in trouble.616Please respect copyright.PENANAlmLWwyFFoz
I grin at him. "I'll see what I can do."616Please respect copyright.PENANAZHjhun6Anf
I didn't even realise that he had taken his dick out of his trunks; he just slips my bikini bottom to the side and slides it into my already wet hole.616Please respect copyright.PENANAZMrJTkKNH2
I take a deep breath, hold it and exhale.616Please respect copyright.PENANAb9uGysqzEt
This is going to be so hard, in more than one ways.616Please respect copyright.PENANAyjy3A1QlwV
Then, this fucker starts to whisper dirty shit into my ear.616Please respect copyright.PENANAlD2E5qBENd
"You like that, don't you?" Thrust. You like getting fucked by my dick." Thrust."In the middle of the water, where anyone can catch us." Thrust."I can feel you creaming on my cock." Thrust. "That's right, take it like the filthy fucking whore you are." Thrust.616Please respect copyright.PENANAuhw1TkUMNB
And he knows that I lose my fucking mind when he calls me a whore. Or slut. Or bitch. 616Please respect copyright.PENANAP1BmIss7yA
He's so unfair.616Please respect copyright.PENANACkEdC3Sl0P
"You're my little fuckslut," he says, punctuated by a flick and tug to the clit, as he rubs the ball of the barbel against my g spot just how I like it.616Please respect copyright.PENANAivaX11tazy
I feel a scream coming up. But in this situation, I can't. I have to hold it. I look up into the face of my tormentor, and see the victorious smile on his face. I feel my eyes tearing up from having all of this heat and arousal locked inside of it. 616Please respect copyright.PENANAWCBuUJNTG5
His hands come up to cup my face, and he pulls me to his chest. With my face covered, I screw my face into a tight grimace as I come, grunting, moaning and sobbing as quietly as I possibly can. He soon releases too, letting out a soft hiss, and then allowing his whole body to relax.616Please respect copyright.PENANAwIgSObJy3A
He pulls out and I wince slightly. He looks down as he tucks his penis back into his boxers, and sees my tears, then frowns.616Please respect copyright.PENANAZwj7eLYVUv
"What's wrong? Did I hurt your feelings?"616Please respect copyright.PENANA5JJK2e5UDP
I giggle at that. "No."616Please respect copyright.PENANARXAFkUluB6
"Did I hurt you?"616Please respect copyright.PENANA1z6d02uuAw
I shake my head. "It was just intense... holding it all in, you know? But in a good way."616Please respect copyright.PENANATBohnKX5py
I like intense... bound in a car intense... Jackrabbit and anal sex intense...616Please respect copyright.PENANAMqShZxNtq8
Shit.616Please respect copyright.PENANAYrC0nnjqYJ
"We have to get back! Rozii's birthday's today!"616Please respect copyright.PENANABRBJDDEn21
He just smiles. "I know."616Please respect copyright.PENANAVjJ3qEaKEK
"She- How?"616Please respect copyright.PENANADihwxJCjDA
"When we first started dating, I asked her. She told me."616Please respect copyright.PENANAjNsSz0Wusz
I just shake my head, getting back to the problem at hand.616Please respect copyright.PENANAVUZ6wAn4Kg
"Look, I need to get an outfit. We're going to Taboo* tonight, after my play, and I don't have anything strip club audience worthy." 616Please respect copyright.PENANAfXKNcif3qb
"She told me she was gonna go to Taboo months ago."616Please respect copyright.PENANAoQF3So7CXi
"So?"616Please respect copyright.PENANABeOcp7m2lb
"I got everything covered," he says with a smile. 616Please respect copyright.PENANAlAbdwOWjpX
I got you a see through bralet, a batty rider*, a body chain and heels."616Please respect copyright.PENANARWHhZ1n2mr
"You know my shoe size?" I inquire sceptically. 616Please respect copyright.PENANAuO5SnSqqlK
"Seven and a half in Nine West, six in Converse women, five in Converse men or unisex... shall I go on?" He says, looking deep into my eyes, as if searching my soul.616Please respect copyright.PENANAnknURivMU4
"Or shall I tell you your bra size? 30 E to G, depending on the bra... but I know you wear C cups, just to drive me bat shit."616Please respect copyright.PENANAUojdQMpBfT
Busted.616Please respect copyright.PENANAdGX3Tz1f7S
"I know you, Ezinma."616Please respect copyright.PENANASYKAcJHNXk
I try again to focus on the issue at hand.616Please respect copyright.PENANAxPqDfWCM5C
"But I don't remember where I put her present."616Please respect copyright.PENANAitoHwAom8Z
"The extra Jackrabbit that you bought last year? When I opened your other sex toys, I put it away. It was in the bottom of the chest of drawers in your room at your house. I went there last night and got it. It's at home, all wrapped up."616Please respect copyright.PENANADVvBMwerez
I stare at him, in amazement. It's as if he can read my mind.616Please respect copyright.PENANAteT9LrI8Gi
"How did you-"616Please respect copyright.PENANAh8qZLZ43DH
"Because I know you. In more ways than one."616Please respect copyright.PENANAHOpHQiQnqa
"Ha, ha. So mature." He's... as close to perfection as they come.616Please respect copyright.PENANA0HtwICDqg5
"So... Rozii invited me to come," he says, feigning nervousness and anxiety.616Please respect copyright.PENANAbXqDYkNaS5
"So?"616Please respect copyright.PENANA6vcri41y81
"You won't be jealous?" He says mockingly. "All those strippers... all that ass... I'm just a man, Ezinma." 616Please respect copyright.PENANAb7mlHBdM0O
I giggle at his teasing. "I trust you, Desta. You know that."616Please respect copyright.PENANAvErYenBsZk
He pulls me to him in the water, and hugs me tightly. "And I trust you, Mrs Lee Simba."616Please respect copyright.PENANAVjRXCjtGpx
I smile to myself. I still get tingles when he calls me that. 616Please respect copyright.PENANALKaygxtRFr
One thing that Desta did that really touched me, was agree to change his name, so as to prove that he is also mine, to "Desta Hasani Lee Simba".616Please respect copyright.PENANAtq2nHWqP8c
I still get emotional when I think about it.616Please respect copyright.PENANAxfThaHdYFm
"Getting lost on me, babe?" he asks, getting my attention.616Please respect copyright.PENANAiwCjhaYXru
"Huh? Umm..."616Please respect copyright.PENANA6aYwOXuLmO
"That's okay," he says with a smile, "because I'll always be there to bring you back."616Please respect copyright.PENANA1uqiNR4z1c
*Alkaline616Please respect copyright.PENANAmMiJ8qXClN
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- A Jamaican recording artiste who claimed to have tattooed his eyeballs, inspiring others to attempt it, even sometimes going blind. Alkaline revealed, at the start of the year, that his eye balls are not tattooed, and it was a publicity stunt.616Please respect copyright.PENANA1fIuAY4TDl
*Ochi616Please respect copyright.PENANAgT8Tl1oWil
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- OchoRios (Ochi) is a coastal town in Jamaica. Recently, a voice note has been circulating WhatsApp of a girl saying "Mi live a Jamaica, yes, but, minuhdeh a Jamaica now; mideh a Ochi." ("I live in Jamaica, yes, but I an not in Jamaica now; I am in Ochi.")616Please respect copyright.PENANAwB4HBfW4oS
*Taboo616Please respect copyright.PENANAH3RahPH1Ve
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- A set of strip clubs, located across Jamaica616Please respect copyright.PENANAlFAXkNCIST
*Batty Rider616Please respect copyright.PENANAtUZmPw4d8h
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- "Batty" means ass, so it's essentially a pair of shorts that are riding your ass, i.e. very short shorts.