It's been approximately nine months since I moved in with Desta. I have to admit, 2016 has been... interesting. Alkaline revealed that he did not, in fact, tattoo his eye balls*, Beyoncé confessed that she has the 'most bomb pussy', Kanye West is balls deep in debt, and according to some girl out there on WhatsApp, my dream has come true and Ochi has, apparently, become its own country.* Oh yeah, Desta and I got married in March.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcOwmkolBs
Speaking of Ochi, that's where I am right now. Desta wasn't joking about bring me back to Dunn's River Falls and fucking me. So let it go down in history that on June 30, 2016, Desta carried me to the popular tourist destination of Dunn's River Falls, Ocho Rios, and paid an entrance fee just to fuck me in the water.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2pNG2tHKZ
Please note that the drive was over two hours, even on the new, expensive ass highway.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs7bwBwuiQ
So he drove over two hours, (99 km), paid thousands of (toll on the highway is a bitch, plus the entrance fee, plus toll when we come back) just to keep his promise to fuck me in the water at Dunn's River Falls.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9sE9EV9lC
Plus, we could get caught and arrested.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfgxcoEVJc
"You're fucking crazy," I say as we sink into the water at the bottom of the falls.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmYych7ctf
Yeah, and so are you, Ezinma, for agreeing to this.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uAtCziiSQ
"I promised you I'd come back," he says solemnly.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeUNChPmJv
I just have to laugh at his serious expression. 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡva3rrQxOCZ
"Plus, this is my way of making it up to you for not having a honeymoon." 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5imtqLrn8
"We didn't even have a wedding ceremony. We just signed the papers."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6eLiUm4zI
"I thought you wanted that."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMwS8Z0aqG
"I did. I generally hate weddings. Although Mason's wedding in LA last month was... amazing."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEbVuFgiYu
"I know. It was," he says with a smile, and pulls me with him further into the water. 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhxHjDX39z
I look around. There are some children playing a few metres from us, and a couple kissing passionately even closer to us.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL87qyBGkC
"Babe," he says, bringing my attention back to him. "I know you like to scream and moan and sob and screw up your face, but you can't do that here. We'll get in trouble.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1mvHwbXSV
I grin at him. "I'll see what I can do."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjdiz1sMSX
I didn't even realise that he had taken his dick out of his trunks; he just slips my bikini bottom to the side and slides it into my already wet hole.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW0HsQL0hd
I take a deep breath, hold it and exhale.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr50gxoVrO
This is going to be so hard, in more than one ways.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZNmiFZyrI
Then, this fucker starts to whisper dirty shit into my ear.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTKH98KWyZ
"You like that, don't you?" Thrust. You like getting fucked by my dick." Thrust."In the middle of the water, where anyone can catch us." Thrust."I can feel you creaming on my cock." Thrust. "That's right, take it like the filthy fucking whore you are." Thrust.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡml8HbiRXjt
And he knows that I lose my fucking mind when he calls me a whore. Or slut. Or bitch. 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsNTpWQQsY
He's so unfair.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoU7OS64KzK
"You're my little fuckslut," he says, punctuated by a flick and tug to the clit, as he rubs the ball of the barbel against my g spot just how I like it.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3mlXr9owE
I feel a scream coming up. But in this situation, I can't. I have to hold it. I look up into the face of my tormentor, and see the victorious smile on his face. I feel my eyes tearing up from having all of this heat and arousal locked inside of it. 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk3S9qpPY8
His hands come up to cup my face, and he pulls me to his chest. With my face covered, I screw my face into a tight grimace as I come, grunting, moaning and sobbing as quietly as I possibly can. He soon releases too, letting out a soft hiss, and then allowing his whole body to relax.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aukCfD1U6
He pulls out and I wince slightly. He looks down as he tucks his penis back into his boxers, and sees my tears, then frowns.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzIVn6FkRt
"What's wrong? Did I hurt your feelings?"616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzRUIvbKuI
I giggle at that. "No."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnISDOHsiti
"Did I hurt you?"616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5aNgxwDCP
I shake my head. "It was just intense... holding it all in, you know? But in a good way."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATIfXfcDsw
I like intense... bound in a car intense... Jackrabbit and anal sex intense...616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ3PQepRKG
Shit.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUksGZf1uM
"We have to get back! Rozii's birthday's today!"616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSRBFhVMIg
He just smiles. "I know."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3tzQ9WS9A
"She- How?"616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaADirt6JL
"When we first started dating, I asked her. She told me."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyVH4ep9zg
I just shake my head, getting back to the problem at hand.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqFK21Heyt
"Look, I need to get an outfit. We're going to Taboo* tonight, after my play, and I don't have anything strip club audience worthy." 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2g1KSTxBk
"She told me she was gonna go to Taboo months ago."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJm3UNohkA
"So?"616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rdnSYb9fr
"I got everything covered," he says with a smile. 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo1d8sDJVf
I got you a see through bralet, a batty rider*, a body chain and heels."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD59WU1dVfF
"You know my shoe size?" I inquire sceptically. 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUumS5cIhYj
"Seven and a half in Nine West, six in Converse women, five in Converse men or unisex... shall I go on?" He says, looking deep into my eyes, as if searching my soul.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyhXTIQxz6
"Or shall I tell you your bra size? 30 E to G, depending on the bra... but I know you wear C cups, just to drive me bat shit."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVr93RBt0L
Busted.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTW9TgN3QE
"I know you, Ezinma."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQaoyevNVS
I try again to focus on the issue at hand.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHuNbTSY2u
"But I don't remember where I put her present."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3okSbm47nW
"The extra Jackrabbit that you bought last year? When I opened your other sex toys, I put it away. It was in the bottom of the chest of drawers in your room at your house. I went there last night and got it. It's at home, all wrapped up."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i6Pr6KZoq
I stare at him, in amazement. It's as if he can read my mind.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fxHBEwNUi
"How did you-"616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSmi9A6l8C
"Because I know you. In more ways than one."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw7oYUqfL9
"Ha, ha. So mature." He's... as close to perfection as they come.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBcSqLRZ1H
"So... Rozii invited me to come," he says, feigning nervousness and anxiety.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXK2bNROun
"So?"616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9ZqcwdC0K
"You won't be jealous?" He says mockingly. "All those strippers... all that ass... I'm just a man, Ezinma." 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtiYqlrvgF
I giggle at his teasing. "I trust you, Desta. You know that."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpvimdDsXR
He pulls me to him in the water, and hugs me tightly. "And I trust you, Mrs Lee Simba."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ4OVQV3Pe
I smile to myself. I still get tingles when he calls me that. 616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxk71fYMjxm
One thing that Desta did that really touched me, was agree to change his name, so as to prove that he is also mine, to "Desta Hasani Lee Simba".616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHq08mTV6qk
I still get emotional when I think about it.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrbtH9tmEz
"Getting lost on me, babe?" he asks, getting my attention.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVJUkVk8d5
"Huh? Umm..."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpGgpD1atA
"That's okay," he says with a smile, "because I'll always be there to bring you back."616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNybv25Hs0H
*Alkaline616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NQGR23n2c
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- A Jamaican recording artiste who claimed to have tattooed his eyeballs, inspiring others to attempt it, even sometimes going blind. Alkaline revealed, at the start of the year, that his eye balls are not tattooed, and it was a publicity stunt.616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIRdk9Ltq2
*Ochi616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5AmjA69kk
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- OchoRios (Ochi) is a coastal town in Jamaica. Recently, a voice note has been circulating WhatsApp of a girl saying "Mi live a Jamaica, yes, but, minuhdeh a Jamaica now; mideh a Ochi." ("I live in Jamaica, yes, but I an not in Jamaica now; I am in Ochi.")616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdAIAeC8nH
*Taboo616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF09KwBXmg
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- A set of strip clubs, located across Jamaica616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxNwRcjpbz
*Batty Rider616Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEygZsEh8Hb
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- "Batty" means ass, so it's essentially a pair of shorts that are riding your ass, i.e. very short shorts.
