《四格山悲歌》
昨天，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVYAfqAwDP
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV8gOjbP5L
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0GOcJPcp6
陽光灑在肩頭，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gOKXkkcEV
我的腳步如同戰士，鏗鏘有力，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB6dZaFLlE
心裡只想著：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJijXW5gJSu
「這點小山？不過如此嘛！」
一個小時後，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D85fEhxVb
氣喘吁吁，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTigJiAihS2
雙腳開始發出警告：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSriWO2uQoG
「主人，我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqhoU1WNqq
在汗水和喘息中，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejXlqMjL8i
終於抵達了山頂！
站在高處俯瞰城市，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIV6MWI7Kv
風很大，心很滿，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzh5ahBNRPn
我心想：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7tTdSoKyd
「我就是四格山之神！」
——然後，下山。
下山，才是真正的惡夢。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTFomx1Gqe
每一個下坡，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT73l13a2fO
膝蓋都在哭，腳踝都在吼，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC1WtifEXk
我的靈魂開始出竅，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIvVeSBY4z
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但，我撐到了平地！39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS82Wue83lL
我高舉雙手，大喊：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tgqWv7Ux6
「勝利！」
然後，今天早上——
睜開眼，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8AL2wUoRx
天花板在旋轉，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q2l8hYddB
試著翻身，身體直接給我一個警告：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBy1Nxs0J0C
「別亂動。」
下床，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFocisCalN
一腳踩地，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtonTx7ZVu
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦，咯吱作響；39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkIVXggN8Y
每踏一步，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnXhz2qMzi
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路？不，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtBdJOwaQo
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSgdNjuLpA
蹲下？不，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSRtgpgJuD
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtEn7kkBsK
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVeJUvgyrL
「這是，勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔？39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIF71jaapng
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋，39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwrQypzaWK
努力擠出一個微笑：39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXVUhwe8Ov
「痛？痛得很爽。」
心情小語:39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9pWPCQrse
「今天走路像螃蟹，明天走路像泡麵，後天才能恢復人形。」39Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXMfYNW9us
