Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGfp6l5eNX
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7zm9NzcWO
Invading my mind day and through the night,537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLkmzD5Wd9
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkcUcZbGLT
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgetLHkPLvE
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRP24QQf1D
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWuzsrH6TF
And the springtime has the sad graduate.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡletCCPvhgL
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu41DOnLH0U
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F9auGDAtO
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzjFPLM7QB
My hate for you is the fine compromise.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcUNJp1VBe
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaV7dZblk3
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaChXp3Uv0
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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