「望咩啫你。」1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPyYiRxAyd
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這句毫不浪漫，沒有女生應有的溫柔、可愛和氣質的說話，卻成了我們的開場白。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoEiHnnLp9
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時間要退帶一點，我要先自我介紹一下。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtxXACeD5S
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我叫方禮賢，一個由小到大都被身邊的人認定為「女人」的男人。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxZYdiHF5z
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當然，除了我沒有六尺高之外，還有基於我性格溫馴和甚少涉獵運動，沒有六塊腹肌和強勁的臂彎。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5ZBOkDG6X
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其實我的體格之所以不像雄赳赳的男子漢，應該和我十二歲那場大病有關，我也忘了是什麼病，總之是類似氣管收縮，只有躺臥床上才能呼吸，一下床走路就立即呼吸困難。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUURW4p3bx
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結果我足足在床上躺了兩個星期，差點連畢業禮也去不成。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc7KxXvu9s
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怪不得我運動那麼差，練不成傳說中張家輝的身材，原來有原因的。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVEsKgz32C
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可是老媽總是說，我練不成好身材，根本就是懶，那個病在中一時早就好了啦。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QCDpDqBkZ
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喔，是嗎？1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45uPXCatmZ
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好吧，我承認我是有一點點點那麼懶，平日最喜歡就是躲在家中，什麼地方都不去，然後一口汽水、一口薯片，一邊大笑地看電影。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfKfl1uYDC
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什麼叫人生享受？ 這就是人生享受！1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFBDb2VKax
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「阿賢，你咁嘅樣，邊會有女仔會想嫁你啊？」每次看到我這個模樣，母親就會皺著眉、搖搖頭地替我擔心。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYpAR3ML5O
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這個時候，我總是開玩笑地說：「媽，女仔唔係睇『樣子』，係睇『銀子』架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5N7YxdPGG8
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後來，我才發現，在香港，根本連「搵食」都不容易。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOV16vRAGI
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我記得，曾經網絡上流傳一段句：1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIfDkvl9ce
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生，容易。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdj4aBW0XT
活，容易。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJUKulleey
生活，不容易。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKR8gXq5IR
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如果套用在香港，那就是：1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznZdkESx4T
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生：容易。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk45CZ9DfjW
活：容易。1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1gimAAeKW
在香港生活：FUCK OFF1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cbog9eoS2
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「媽，女仔唔係睇樣子，係睇銀子架嘛。我第日努力搵錢咪得囉。」1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRshjKe8l2R
「仔，如果一個女仔係因為錢先鍾意你，乜你真係能夠打從心底裡開心咩？」1039Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbP47nbwZL
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