Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Syy36xLBx
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DBO2UuNxq
Invading my mind day and through the night,586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72nxhkwhAU
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUahO2i5j0H
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLNYvXGQPO
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscDvTwjdgx
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToV1Sxehi9
And the springtime has the sad graduate.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUu0TnEJTOf
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXsstjCGsV
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDKar9dI8i
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93DuqzKVkz
My hate for you is the fine compromise.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXAkqukQln
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtyJZsNseK
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.586Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY43Tsykjpx
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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