Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPyglTr7rK
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKjeQ7oASS
Invading my mind day and through the night,471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLVuP8zbWD
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAceITeeit
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcscB7lq68X
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAToEqANEX
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbcvOfKRKI
And the springtime has the sad graduate.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdewvhFw8W
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4ZNLVQsEx
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBIMvBxXLq
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy93YO2MOZP
My hate for you is the fine compromise.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZZ9hkD84E
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHs4pjj2fR
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.471Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEtRbjodIQ
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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