Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTxXKqLemO
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjex7odMskk
Invading my mind day and through the night,534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyecY4ZtOe8
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaJfbo5ySH
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPnF7MGPG8
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzMyhQxHN7
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWqK0z8SbD
And the springtime has the sad graduate.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MVtUquM9u
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h8tEmtikN
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7aky53zgY
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwkhD5mXvR
My hate for you is the fine compromise.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlHqPswQC6
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAE3WV6u9me
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.534Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3ldJVr53T
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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