No Plagiarism!xpi9HF3wwJRq16NFoMxDposted on PENANA 離開光頭王間診所之後,我心入面繼續諗住佢最後所講嘅總結。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAt9IglyjymS 維尼
「以一個五歲嘅小朋友嚟睇,佢當年被診斷為『異食症』都好正常。但係你問我睇翻佢而家嘅種種行為跡象,其實佢真係唔多似『異食症』。咁當然,我都識你女朋友,我亦都唔覺得佢有必要呃你話自己有『異食症』。所以,我覺得可能係連佢自己都未清楚自己到底係因為咩原因會食屎。」8964 copyright protection1432PENANAh9jBZ909qr 維尼
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如果唔係因為「異食症」,咁到底敏敏因為咩事會食屎呢?8964 copyright protection1432PENANAec5NAMaeRR 維尼
定係其實佢天生真係好鍾意食屎所以先會食屎?8964 copyright protection1432PENANABhObhJq0lX 維尼
到底係佢鍾意食屎所以食屎定係因為食過屎所以鍾意食屎?8964 copyright protection1432PENANAdVdEYXlfo4 維尼
唉,算啦,到最後我都係放棄咗思考呢堆同屎有關嘅哲學問題。8964 copyright protection1432PENANACFhgWu5FlO 維尼
畢竟連醫生同敏敏自己都唔知道原因,我又邊可能估得到吖。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAKXz8SUvj53 維尼
作為一個男朋友,我都係繼續小心去維繫我同敏敏嘅感情啦。8964 copyright protection1432PENANA3KiruuLISZ 維尼
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隨住時間過去,一個月嘅「思考期」終於到咗屆滿嘅一日。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAoWJcx31lMO 維尼
老實講,以呢一個月嘅相處嚟講,其實大家都好明白對方嘅心意,亦都即係要將呢段關係繼續維持落去。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAvIlAyEfB9Y 維尼
只不過,喺我哋處理關係問題之前,喺日子屆滿嘅呢一日,有一件更重要嘅事需要我同敏敏去做咗先。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAwWf6muyuUA 維尼
呢件事就係,見家長。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAljW8d1s8kW 維尼
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無錯,我同敏敏都拍咗拖成七年,其實見家長嘅次數亦都不計其數。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAoiPubsTmTT 維尼
而我阿爸阿媽其實都係性格極之外向開通嘅人,所以從來亦都無咩婆媳問題,佢哋同敏敏亦都相處得非常開心。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAo4p0eExPoj 維尼
只不過,話哂今次係我知道咗敏敏有食屎呢個怪病之後嘅第一次見家長,所以我同敏敏心入面都難免有少少緊張。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAPQTpvhwlB8 維尼
而且最緊要嘅係,今日仲要係我媽媽生日添。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAaFbTAFZiT5 維尼
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「應該無事㗎可?」敏敏有啲擔心咁企咗喺我屋企門口外面,遲遲未敢㩒落個門鐘度。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAa1TGk6l4PA 維尼
「無事嘅,其實之前都見過咁多次啦。我阿爸阿媽好少食朱古力,我琴日又突登將屋企僅有嘅朱古力奶飲鬼哂,照計今日應該無事嘅。」我安慰敏敏,但其實自己內心都喺度不斷祈禱希望今日大步𨈇過。8964 copyright protection1432PENANA9OtJaT5udV 維尼
「好啦,咁……我㩒鐘啦。」敏敏下定決心,一下就㩒咗落門鐘度。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAi65MldZTsL 維尼
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門一打開,一如既往係我媽媽熱情嘅歡迎。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAQmTQgHhe1k 維尼
而我同敏敏亦都即刻進入狀態,攞出四萬咁口Mode,一齊恭喜媽媽生日快樂,然後再入屋同我爸爸打招呼。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAGnJuqjrUuk 維尼
呢個時候屋企啱啱好準備開飯,於是我同敏敏分頭行動,佢去廚房幫手,我就去屋企四圍再視察下有冇朱古力呢啲咁危險嘅大殺傷力武器出現。8964 copyright protection1432PENANABvZyile1V2 維尼
證實All clear之後,出面已經開咗飯,所以我都稍為放心,出去同大家食飯。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAmNJFOwNfjP 維尼
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席上,大家談笑風生,一切如常,我同敏敏都開始唔再擔心,放鬆翻心情好似平時咁同我爸爸媽媽傾計。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAtgJxNtsoz8 維尼
食完飯之後,當媽媽同敏敏開始執碗,我阿爸突然攝過嚟我身邊,細細聲同我講咗句:「嗱,阿仔,而家你就拖延住你阿媽先,我入廚房攞蛋糕俾個Surprise佢。」8964 copyright protection1432PENANAc7SGbatqwI 維尼
「無問題。」我俾個OK手勢,然後開始走過去同阿媽傾下啲無聊嘢,而阿爸就乘機閃咗入廚房。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAfTV3jDkQnS 維尼
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大概十幾秒左右,全屋嘅燈光一下子熄哂,然後阿爸就從廚房捧咗一個點咗蠟燭嘅生日蛋糕出嚟。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAPUb5OFF35I 維尼
「Happy birthday老婆!今年呢個蛋糕你唔好睇佢細細個啊,佢係用咗最貴最純嘅五重比利時朱古力整嘅蛋糕嚟㗎,我知你鍾意試新味,每年都要唔同嘢,所以經過咁多年之後,今年終於輪到朱古力味喇!」我阿爸好興奮咁講,而我阿媽望到阿爸呢個咁有心嘅驚喜,個樣都表現出一臉期待。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAhNfUB6Y6i5 維尼
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但係,我一聽就已經心知不妙。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAVMhqUI7muf 維尼
WTF?!朱古力蛋糕?8964 copyright protection1432PENANAiMQ4ADlOv5 維尼
仲要五重朱古力?8964 copyright protection1432PENANAIUkhAdYXr6 維尼
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而我望向敏敏,佢已經花容失色,用手掩定個口同個鼻。8964 copyright protection1432PENANApkWOMtX7h6 維尼
呢一刻我阿爸距離敏敏其實都仲有七步距離,但走埋呢七步,只要啲朱古力味一接近敏敏,敏敏就會創造出媲美曹植七步成詩嘅「七步食屎」,成為一個千古奇談。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAHkR4YhjLei 維尼
所以為免悲劇發生,作為男朋友,我決定喺呢一刻挺身而出。8964 copyright protection1432PENANA1TRj33fjjE 維尼
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就喺我阿爸走到距離敏敏五步之外嘅位置嘅時候,我一個箭步衝向個蛋糕,然後有如餓狗搶屎一樣瘋狂咁用手將個蛋糕塞入自己個口度。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAd7iYI18Aie 維尼
五秒之內,我就將成個蛋糕鯨吞咗落肚。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAnSrxueApv7 維尼
我阿爸同阿媽兩個望住我呢個咁瘋狂嘅行徑,不約而同咁樣呆咗望住我。8964 copyright protection1432PENANA8lmfVVghk4 維尼
「點解啊?」我阿爸擘大個口好驚訝咁問我。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAM14y9ckQwH 維尼
「我肚餓,頭先食唔飽。」我努力咁吞埋口入面一半嘅蛋糕,然後答。8964 copyright protection1432PENANAMKxtIUkujo 維尼
「肚餓,都唔洗食埋蠟燭掛?」今次到我阿媽問。8964 copyright protection1432PENANA2mCtfIvZcU 維尼
「係喎,唔好意思。」我從牙罅度抽翻支蠟燭出嚟交到阿媽手上,然後補多一句,「連蠟燭都食埋,咁你哋知我有幾肚餓啦。」8964 copyright protection1432PENANAI36bWHabt5 維尼
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