No Plagiarism!wep3KEFgPUBcpC6jIDxyposted on PENANA 是咁的,今日係我同女朋友嘅七週年紀念日,我打算同我女朋友求婚。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAaR5nMOkRgg 維尼
為咗隆重其事,我首先Book咗一間五星級大酒店嘅海景套房。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAfqGmxboGOv 維尼
順帶一提,我本身就係呢間酒店西餐廳嘅副主廚,Book房有六折同自動upgrade,所以連嗰啲「乜goda」、「乜乜combine」都唔洗用。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAfMasyJ5p4O 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAnCsKOakG9X
8964 copyright protection2572PENANArAOegVqUuM 維尼
正所謂「求婚唔驚喜,下半世等死」,為咗俾個surprise我女朋友,我專登同我女朋友講,酒店臨時叫我翻多半日工,所以叫佢遲少少到酒店meet up我。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAehYeLHaqP3 維尼
而其實我一嚟係想爭取時間係酒店房搞好啲佈置,擺好哂上網買嗰啲「$100求婚實惠套裝」嘅心型波波燈同港女打卡氣球道具。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAiVUGvuYIi3 維尼
二嚟亦都係刻意想有少少掃佢興,咁先可以等佢嚟到嘅時候有更大嘅心情起伏同驚喜㗎嘛。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA3lb6kHRYAW 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAGztS6KMYSI
8964 copyright protection2572PENANA0uERsH1V70 維尼
於是我一上到房,我成功以IG 「#求婚」嘅hashtag搵到唔同求婚酒店房作為參考,開始咗我嘅佈置大計。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAToDaCWBmnh 維尼
要一個男人佈置房間,呢件事簡直係多災多難。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA1OJztAunv3 維尼
除咗我本身已經無乜art sense之外,例如個「Marry Me」汽球,個廠商竟然整咗做「Merry Me」,我心諗到底係咪間廠聖誕節賣剩咗所以塞埋入嚟扮嘢。8964 copyright protection2572PENANALv4Ee4RmOV 維尼
但係,好彩呢個季節大把人去staycation慶祝,又好彩多得我班酒店同事幫手喺其他房間用個「e」字換到個同色嘅「a」字汽球,我先砌得成個「Marry Me」。8964 copyright protection2572PENANABQgRFaL6sn 維尼
不過,聽我同事講,個「a」字係嚟自一間房入面嘅一句「I Love You Elsa」入面「Elsa」個「a」,我唯有祝嗰間房嘅男朋友平平安安。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAtlsaGDCU0n 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANApl76KTntdj
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAURijxJtRQL 維尼
用咗大半個鐘,我總算佈置好間房。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAtldUM8taOl 維尼
萬事俱備之後,就係時候等女主角到場。8964 copyright protection2572PENANANZaAXPIiKm 維尼
我一邊通知女朋友可以直接過嚟酒店房,一邊極速去沖涼執翻個樣同換翻一套老西。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAL6JMG4X87q 維尼
換衫、剃鬚、Gel頭、剪埋嗰條衝咗出嚟揮手嘅鼻毛之後,我照一照鏡,補上一個自信嘅笑容。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAG8d8ET7YLv 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANA1vRPWEnjD0
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAXQXEVClr5s 維尼
嗯,fit到無得輸。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAnZ561JA9Dv 維尼
今日一定得嘅陳超博。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAyRWCtaIklq 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAVqeD8rPfXW
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAsCxDjeRJRS 維尼
說時遲那時快,酒店房門嘅門鐘已經響起咗。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAIkbkgbzAeU 維尼
女主角要登場啦。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA1KzeDgYAAF 維尼
我深呼吸一口氣,開著咗手機入面嗰個「Sweet and romantic moments」playlist,拍一拍自己塊面等自己醒定少少,然後就走去開門。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAsguPM6psJr 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAnBOn7TeZZl
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAaGCXYSeslo 維尼
門一打開,門外係個樣有啲擔心嘅丘思敏,亦都即係我女朋友。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAP3D2gCvhBB 維尼
「你做哂嘢喇?酒店無咩事吖嘛?點解……」8964 copyright protection2572PENANA5GoOc8n8Ib 維尼
當佢如常咁發揮超越正常人類水平嘅愛心去關心我嘅時候,佢留意到房入面嘅裝飾。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAXilIypAffO 維尼
特別係,貼咗喺落地大玻璃上面嘅「Marry Me」。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAr9csoNs3qi 維尼
佢個樣,呆到成個馬國明咁,但係眼角就已經開始滲緊眼淚出嚟。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAGquQeFAYzh 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAjUm4ZGDhI1
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAPUYdGXfHPN 維尼
我見佢咁感動,內心當然好開心啦,所以即住拉住佢入咗房,然後帶佢行到嚟窗門前面。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAdzff3g2F0d 維尼
「敏敏,今日你應該都知我想做咩啦。」我溫柔咁捉住佢對手,望實佢嗰對俾眼淚浸到水汪汪嘅雙眼。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAMvi6fMnH5z 維尼
「嗯……」敏敏係咁點頭,完全感動到出唔到聲。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAc7GCQhFmJh 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANACIZEYorgEq
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAhChEy26XSI 維尼
睇住佢嘅表情,我知道,係機會喇飛雲!8964 copyright protection2572PENANA9jgsyqppaR 維尼
我即刻單膝跪地,從側邊嘅櫃檯入面拎出咗一個朱古力盒。8964 copyright protection2572PENANACdZrtl2CIO 維尼
無錯,唔係戒指盒,係一個朱、古、力、盒!8964 copyright protection2572PENANANXz0n55Rnx 維尼
唔好話我求婚出手咁低,其實呢盒朱古力係另有玄機㗎。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAWSDD1qC3Yv 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAMsdxOFSZgn
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAzfHmL3LF2L 維尼
我喺敏敏面前打開咗盒朱古力,十二粒唔同味、唔同造型嘅朱古力盡現眼前。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA3Ig1s3lgy1 維尼
不出乎我意料之外,敏敏個樣馬上由原先嘅感動,變成皺哂眉頭。8964 copyright protection2572PENANArfAAY3vyLy 維尼
趁佢未出聲,我即刻搶住講:「呢個盒入面嘅十二粒朱古力,每一粒都係由酒店餐廳入面一位甜品師傅教我親手整嘅。而喺呢十二粒朱古力入面,其中一粒朱古力就收埋我隻求婚戒指。」8964 copyright protection2572PENANAhUDKg1oEyw 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAvETbHSUGbD
8964 copyright protection2572PENANABq1GWDgJK9 維尼
好,嚟到呢度,通常笑片睇得多,呢啲屎橋最後都會導致女主角食咗隻求婚戒指落肚。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAvhkhoQSPtO 維尼
所以我今次一開始就講明朱古力入面有戒指,亦都即係話只要我女朋友肯每粒朱古力試一半,佢就可以搵出隻戒指。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAwPODuk4yTL 維尼
或者你會覺得我多此一舉,但其實我咁做都係有原因㗎。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAkYW80XP5GW 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAT4ouKcGfJg
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAYxTD779qLx 維尼
「你知我從來都唔食朱古力㗎……」敏敏呢個時候面有難色咁擰開咗個頭,似乎係連盒朱古力都唔想望到。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA4iCHk7pt3H 維尼
其實打從敏敏一開始同我拍拖,佢已經講過佢只要一食朱古力佢就會連續打乞嚏五分鐘,所以為免失禮人,佢從來都叫我唔好送朱古力做禮物,而同我拍七年以嚟,佢真係一粒朱古力、甚至一盒朱古力奶都無掂過。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAfWtPqM8bPv 維尼
充滿實驗精神嘅我曾經有幾次試過講笑咁叫佢食粒朱古力嚟睇下,佢一係就轉開話題,一係就粒聲唔出走咗,搞到我都唔敢再迫佢試食朱古力。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAPtF4lTsDue 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAQt6UAkMDwD
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAFevHHNC0lO 維尼
「我今日之所以要用朱古力做求婚工具,係因為我覺得既然要結婚,大家都係真愛。真愛,係應該可以接受對方一切嘅,包括朱古力會連續打乞嚏五分鐘。所以,我想借今次機會,俾你可以放心喺我面前展露所有自己介意或者擔心嘅地方,然後等我用行動證明俾你睇,我可以包容到你嘅一切。」8964 copyright protection2572PENANApmsvwQRVIM 維尼
我非常誠懇,半跪喺地下咁講,希望用誠意去說服敏敏,令佢可以放膽喺我面前食第一粒朱古力。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAz1mltcRxXi 維尼
敏敏用眼角睄咗我一眼,然後望一望盒朱古力,又即刻縮走翻佢嘅目光。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA53qoQxSJMN 維尼
似乎,朱古力對佢嚟講真係好大嘅心魔。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAPHCWjiqkJd 維尼
只不過,「真愛是任何形狀,對付百孔千瘡。」8964 copyright protection2572PENANA1cBK5xjF5J 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANANsM2coFI9z
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAd6m8esafeZ 維尼
「好啦,我都知你唔鍾意朱古力,不如咁吖,我話你知邊粒有戒指,你淨係食嗰粒嘅一半吖!啲朱古力我好俾心機整㗎。」8964 copyright protection2572PENANApZAL0lmw86 維尼
我眨住眼,用期待嘅眼神捧住盒朱古力,望到敏敏實一實。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA6IwwxkVOEe 維尼
「真係……食半粒就得?」敏敏好遲疑咁問咗一句。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAig1b6xqUQ8 維尼
我就知道,以敏敏咁好人嘅性格,一定會頂唔住我嘅軟性攻勢。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA5Y2PRQSdje 維尼
「係啊!」我超快咁點頭。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAFl71CWO8v3 維尼
「嗱,見你咁有誠意,半粒㗎咋!以後我都唔會再食㗎啦!」敏敏扠住腰講。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAOngm745kAG 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAyQigs5jvhp
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAaId1ncwEW8 維尼
一聽敏敏咁講,我即刻從個盒入面拎起咗嗰粒有戒指嘅朱古力,然後慢慢放喺敏敏攤開嘅手上面。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAPeFMfT8RTu 維尼
敏敏拎住粒朱古力,個樣簡直辛苦到好似有隻曱甴喺手上面爬一樣。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAL0AryWzBKM 維尼
見到佢驚成咁,我內心有少少內疚,但係又唔明點解一粒只不過係會令佢打乞嚏嘅朱古力可以令佢驚成咁。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAxNH1Z7W81U 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAX7vNqO0n0l
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAv9S2ESdPXg 維尼
敏敏喺呢個時候深呼吸咗一口氣,慢慢將隻手移向自己。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAw6I6vf44ux 維尼
近啲,再近啲,粒朱古力終於慢慢接近到敏敏個口。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAQtOd2L7Wbd 維尼
呢一刻,我簡直好似睇住太空船接近火星表面一樣咁緊張。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAj3iNiclerO 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAck0IEzJnRZ
8964 copyright protection2572PENANA3Dgjd1T0g5 維尼
就喺呢粒朱古力即將要歷史性登陸敏敏嘅口腔嘅前一刻,突然,敏敏發出咗「嗯」嘅一聲,然後佢面色一變,一手將粒朱古力拋俾我,另一隻手就㩒住咗個口,然後一個箭步就衝咗入廁所。8964 copyright protection2572PENANABmSIGc9sWj 維尼
現場,就剩低睇到莫名奇妙嘅我。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAab8FpfjgX3 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAedSIsUPYdS
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAOyKt9o6LmK 維尼
見到事態似乎比我想像中嚴重,我意識到自己今次似乎玩大咗。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAeOMhUcoJm3 維尼
於是,我決定好好哋收好粒朱古力,一陣等敏敏出嚟就同佢道歉,然後代佢食粒朱古力同攞隻戒指出嚟求婚。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAuJ2sbL78Ye 維尼
無諗過,呢一等就等咗十分鐘。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAZaKrQxCPy3 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAkH13anOITW
8964 copyright protection2572PENANA5tmYa732tP 維尼
等下等下,我發現有啲唔對路。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAwGp56pB6V5 維尼
按照敏敏頭先嘅反應,佢應該係想衝入廁所嘔嘅。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAxFESG4XdaC 維尼
但係,廁所入面而家非常安靜,完全唔係有人嘔緊。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAFk9VPSKIac 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAiGYwPmhbi7
8964 copyright protection2572PENANADedbfFD4sY 維尼
諗到呢度,我個心馬上有啲不祥預感。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAHAICSb7XMi 維尼
莫非,敏敏暈咗喺廁所?8964 copyright protection2572PENANAQOOfSnzeEq 維尼
唉,陳超博啊阿超博,你今次真係搏大咗。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA0zSAzAwKYS 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAfNWN6sFcoH
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAOaowSF9mGa 維尼
我好緊張咁衝去廁所門前,貼隻耳仔上去再聽一次。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAqiKau5F0WH 維尼
真係粒聲都無。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAqLvlexgVoF 維尼
「敏敏,你ok嘛?」我嘗試敲門問咗一句。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAP0DK5PBdbK 維尼
「嗯……」廁所入面有反應,不過聲音非常之咁微弱。8964 copyright protection2572PENANA9M1xyGBomb 維尼
呢次,似乎真係要上演一幕英雄救美喇。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAAW51GmslkI 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAbXhywwbRyZ
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAqvYrT9w5Ae 維尼
我後退幾步,準備好破門而入。8964 copyright protection2572PENANACHagYdJWkS 維尼
但係諗多一諗,咪住,酒店啲門其實都幾貴下。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAbIJTBLyQQB 維尼
於是,我收翻隻腳,打算睇下有咩方法可以開到呢道趟門。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAVtcLn6IGxV 維尼
點知,我只係輕輕一拉,趟門就已經俾我打開咗。8964 copyright protection2572PENANADSg7GLjFTM 維尼
原來,趟門根本就無鎖。8964 copyright protection2572PENANATVhvbPsuU1 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAKI4tN1Ts9W
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAuXt4MD3VO7 維尼
當呢道門打開咗之後,我望到一個匪夷所思嘅畫面。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAi0Dowkq4Xw 維尼
首先,敏敏面向座廁咁跪咗喺地下。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAyAR6TyNqlZ 維尼
然後,我望到佢隻左手放喺嘴邊,而手上面同嘴邊都充滿咗泥黃色嘅物體。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAiZY9xefJGh 維尼
而佢隻右手,直情伸咗入座廁入面。8964 copyright protection2572PENANANuHAu84q5P 維尼
當我未明白到底自己睇到啲乜嘢嘅時候,廁所入面嘅氣味話咗答案俾我知。8964 copyright protection2572PENANARKmuQsijCS 維尼
因為,呢一刻,成個廁所都係一陣強烈嘅屎味!8964 copyright protection2572PENANA3ElcWJwNYz 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAMmNcRui7ah
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAgfQRiNvX0j 維尼
我嘅大腦好努力咁將眼前呢一個畫面邏輯化咁話我知到底而家我睇到啲乜嘢。8964 copyright protection2572PENANATM911Q2vzU 維尼
但係,我覺得已經唔需要喇。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAiLqRVaMmlp 維尼
因為,事實擺在眼前,而呢個事實,絕對超出咗我大腦可以思考嘅空間。8964 copyright protection2572PENANABSDl9iJ4ia 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANA4zxB1YOg03
8964 copyright protection2572PENANA1Ag3kjIRY3 維尼
事實只得一個。8964 copyright protection2572PENANALXeoihwL0I 維尼
2576Please respect copyright.PENANAEMWkDb8qZJ
8964 copyright protection2572PENANAv5OOXcNcqc 維尼
我女朋友,佢食緊屎。8964 copyright protection2572PENANAQdok0YbAgq 維尼
下一個加更位:200 likes/ 20000 P幣打賞8964 copyright protection2572PENANApAGXoKtquO 維尼
216.73.216.213
ns216.73.216.213da2