無錯，就係周星馳，人稱「星爺」嘅港產片喜劇大師周星馳。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpmeKFck05
提到佢，係因為就係佢，我頭先先諗到入村嘅方法。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEamcmMdmn3
如果你曾經睇過《國產凌凌柒》，你肯定記得有一幕周星馳同一班囚犯俾人捉咗去槍斃。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOnNybhD2B
任憑嗰班囚犯識輕功水上飄定係阿爸係政要，都無一個可以逃得過俾軍人槍斃嘅命運。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5G3vmsYGn
但係，唯獨周星馳一個最後可以喺軍人嘅槍口全身而退，而佢用嘅方法就係最簡單直接嘅，俾錢軍人。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimnkAr6orV
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正所謂「錢係萬能嘅」，所以頭先我只不過係用苗語向老伯講咗聲「你好」，當佢望向我之後，我就靜靜雞拎咗十蚊俾佢。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZFcufkJVI
佢咩都無講就收咗十蚊入袋，然後目光從村口個牌轉去遠方，用身體語言表示自己隻眼開隻眼閉。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqAd84unuZ
於是，我哋就咁就入到村喇。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN4cEQ5uOR
所以話，今次係咪要多謝周星馳先。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0omkuY4qXq
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而聽完我嘅解釋之後，敏敏同八仙果師父都無言以對。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdghg7SXzHE
相信佢哋都無諗過，其實嚟到呢啲偏僻村落，錢先至係最大武器。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1fXCXAudM
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入到村之後，我哋見到村內道路兩旁都係一啲睇落好簡樸嘅石屋。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8XVhu8Dzz
好多屋後都種咗幾塊田，似乎呢條村都係以耕作維生。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkzoRl94E2
由於呢啲村落無門牌號碼，所以我哋唯有拎住向彩萍封信所寫嘅地址，逐家逐戶去查。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEOuM3ZZV9
由於我哋個樣似外地人，無人願意答我哋，好彩我哋遇到一個無著褲走圍跑嘅小朋友，我哋俾咗粒糖佢，佢就好開心咁搖住Patpat指咗一間就喺十步以外嘅屋俾我哋睇。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKz2pZurdK
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我哋走到過去，發現呢間屋同其他屋唔太相同。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80SxveQtFb
睇落，佢嘅感覺比較新淨，似乎近年應該曾經翻新過。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr8BTEjeff
另外，呢間屋外亦都掛咗一個手寫嘅招牌，上面寫住「譚哥三仔米線」。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeK4RHCiNPJ
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「睇呢間舖名，非常有中國舖頭『參考』其他店名嘅特色。向彩萍曾經做過『譚仔』，照咁睇，呢度好有可能真係佢所住嘅地方喎。」我望一望入去間舖，都有兩個客人喺度食緊嘢。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4rO0EjY4k
「入去睇下，不過萬事小心。」八仙果師父細聲叮囑我哋，然後就同我哋一齊入咗去。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKDuAPTY5M
舖頭入面其實都無乜裝修，只係有四面普通嘅石牆，同店外嘅新淨感覺唔太相似。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuukrec9EuP
舖面唔大，只係放咗四張細枱，而餐廳入面客人亦都唔多，只得一對老年嘅夫婦喺度默默咁食緊米線。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtL0EravXa
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於是，我哋隨意坐咗落一張枱度，枱面上有張餐單。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq5IZBRVk0
我拎起一睇，發現餐單嘅設計同內容都同「譚仔」超似，但係價錢就平超級多，大概十蚊就可以食到一個三餸米線，物價都貼近翻呢度嘅農村。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnDQmr1Tkt
我哋坐低無耐，就有一個睇落四十幾歲嘅男人從舖頭側邊一道小門走出嚟。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsCDwSzEZ3
睇佢一身古銅膚色再加埋佢件背心令到手臂肌肉展示哂出嚟，霎眼望落去有幾分似苗族版嘅黃德斌。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtExK0jDGu
苗族黃德斌走埋我哋張枱講咗幾句苗語，意思上大致係問我哋想食啲咩。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzkOP4laaC
照咁睇，佢應該係呢間舖嘅老闆。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT5VflgACG
由於我哋坐咗成朝車都已經有啲肚餓，所以就各自手指指咁點咗三碗米線，打算邊食邊商量對策。954Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWYGJoXcOb
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