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我不小心撿到一個人的鼻子,具體是誰的我也不太清楚。1153Please respect copyright.PENANAHoCdGUbThA
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總之,我拿著這個鼻子左思右想。1153Please respect copyright.PENANA0VkX4R94ws
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是要把它交給警察呢?還是在撿到鼻子的地方等失主?1153Please respect copyright.PENANA5fqlaq9FlV
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為了這個問題,我坐在公園的長椅上想了整個下午。1153Please respect copyright.PENANATAeOtBFOrk
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最後,還是決定在撿到的地方等個幾天,再交給警察比較妥當。1153Please respect copyright.PENANAm2zCe6QjUC
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畢竟,我可不放心將這麼貴重的東西交給警察,任由它被棄置在失物招領區,這怎麼聽來都太不保險了,不是嗎?1153Please respect copyright.PENANAqwEVj6P7LC
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撿到鼻子的那天之後,我只要一有空就會到撿到鼻子的那個咖啡廳,點一杯咖啡歐蕾(儘管我已經有好幾天沒聞到咖啡歐蕾的香氣了),認真的去尋找「遺鼻者」的下落(或者該稱之為「無鼻人」會比較好?隨便啦)。1153Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ie80er6Hd
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當然,我整整的等了一個月,都沒有等到那個「遺鼻者」來認領它的鼻子。甚至,也沒有從路人身上找到任何有關「遺鼻者」的線索,大家的鼻子似乎都好好的,根本就沒有遺失。我想,要嘛是那個「遺鼻者」太粗心沒發現自己掉了鼻子,要嘛就是他根本就不在乎。1153Please respect copyright.PENANAbGwhPmQnUn
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(也許,他有備用的鼻子?)。1153Please respect copyright.PENANAF5HRptu9Hp
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總之,我拿著這個鼻子端詳了好一會兒,決定再等一個月,再把它送到警察局去。於是,回家後我立刻拍了照片,利用網路發了些訊息,做了好幾份的傳單貼在咖啡廳附近的布告欄或者電線杆上,等著「遺鼻者」來認領他的鼻子。1153Please respect copyright.PENANAGRah4bE7K6
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一個月、兩個月、三個月……,依然沒有人來認領他的鼻子,也沒有聽說誰的鼻子掉了。1153Please respect copyright.PENANA2LXdASlYKw
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那麼,這個鼻子就是我的啦。我一邊這麼想著,一邊躺在床上,玩弄著那個鼻子。1153Please respect copyright.PENANAL83ZShQpLK
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後來,因為我缺了些錢,就把鼻子放上了網拍。過了幾天,很快的就有人下標把鼻子買走了。我還特地用氣泡袋捆了幾圈,並在盒子上貼上了「易碎品」的標籤才將它拿去寄。雖然這麼做有點不道德,但既然沒有人遺失鼻子,這麼做也沒關係吧?1153Please respect copyright.PENANAEiPyfrx700
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半年之後,我近視了。1153Please respect copyright.PENANArx33GEErRA
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可是我沒辦法戴眼鏡。1153Please respect copyright.PENANAIoc6Oeqxmp
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寄了鼻子之後留下的收據,不知道為什麼從桌墊底下露了出來,連同電腦螢幕上的佛地魔嘲笑似的看著我。1153Please respect copyright.PENANA5NgBzqBvqa