行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPcO4McecX
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSybjdhgbqZ
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3FwQX82qP
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvdAZTd4Na
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulxlnx9gzK
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhmsJ3Ah7V
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjiSopfGAi
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1skIUDZr22
「……」我繼續唔講野。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSGmzjzUxs
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyXOYKesY9
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgYIjWGYxO
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrbQKOAbdX
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAOmHaChnJ
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsdd6Cbhju
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbZDeMEzn5
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「……」我腦內突然hang機。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpRIxAC1tN
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgCqKhvtGq
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w2fMijNzL
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvScekmK8hs
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhsyNJfKtr
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR2YNHLcGy
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忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxUJ5YUeNa
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1PixHKjEM
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mWwEcFEzR
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTEkAM4tl5
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvUljGEEDX
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佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwARtmEp8X
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJLJeIMQp4
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNT1jtSji80
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9og6dAaFn
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKEDuVxGwW
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2ymtea16H
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WIy2pfIJ5
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5r8fNIlkDk
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwJAOcV0uM
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlZslMSo3v
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6nupEXqAC
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqw8s2W3r9u
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZlm0cHFdB
佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYmLioagaz
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMq9tmo9rp
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlA5uuBl3h
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAAKvvkd6C
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjo5BHWDDQv
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMpmpZRbqp
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyzmpnUb1l
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVomytpALs
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMAK1k48yI
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNm3ZipWxF
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡda42dO47CM
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ670m7V40XU
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOoam1HgS4
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIF36fmwaq
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxs46G9DX2C
「拜拜。」439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUYNPiIu6M
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQy8AsGoaA
439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpaUsSwpvX
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。439Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4pXI7dMK2o
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