行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePwjcLsAlL
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlDRUaktKD
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08NHWW6ReD
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWZ44FQBeF
「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKl0itfGMuG
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEGAAE1t5n
「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKm9gJcOv4
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0rwotIDSs
「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXHFjoTLCM
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LduYXpIcm
「……」我繼續唔講野。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIksBlrO9x
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9ZSkqys5f
依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkoeZijm17
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PkSlGZjyx
跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscAZc6NmWW
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwwDRqpzD3
老實講依個動作幾可愛。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtdV4MNkgI
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1RoM8yGX9
「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiLkObwCaJ
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF7GCdDpDv
「……」我腦內突然hang機。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSqJkO1QUx
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiZZiaF7Vc
佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTE0mAaW1S
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPtSxLUUUh
我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6FqazP52q
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQhD6EQez6
「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHFUWQbutZ
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2yisOm41g
忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhurpXxanAW
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFkjB7hC6G
我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ7ybxyXPk
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdAtlJRGLW
Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WrPn9iZVy
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQNgKb28WL
我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkPAoCjjkF
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdhEmI6S6G
佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM55TIaTac
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcBI1NswR3
喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINyMjyx2AJ
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B6EgDzkHt
聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5D41zqrVu
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBopdatbgas
「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ1tIul42k
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIgsRgzSUD
佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KdyW1nGB7
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0n1i0Zo4B
我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmtYFfgFac
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrK47XgAMM
我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabbWPOcT58
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfYbGQJFYD
佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLWiXV5Wln
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZm7DyAbGiQ
睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5V5VT3CCc
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHEkPrPEYf
笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpEtZtWKnV
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlgVwa41En
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMSX8Wp0Vi
「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6Fxv2Pkx6
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaEUX2MCpO
「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvY5xZgOTZ
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMg3FkWLV2W
無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAVu3bKVjE
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLi0sOsEYm
我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPWabdcrVp
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwmZuRbknv
「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp79bD3HBzE
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7haGyCgqr7
過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK60BtfwtsP
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb50Df5cgDE
Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvJgESX4jD
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr1AkWqNtD
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenRsvWMa7I
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18V2pzN0Qh
「拜拜。」478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeIToqoWiW
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkTkR6l7JA
因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm9Pk9H3x6
478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHRBqKteqY
其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。478Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFAWlivfWH
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