行到去巴士站，我坐咗喺欄杆上面，佢就企起到等車。個氣氛仍然好尷尬，因為我同佢都唔講野。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTzvOsVzmg
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雖然我自己同人相處唔講野都冇乜問題，但係嗰刻唔知點解頂唔順，可能因為你知道對方嬲緊你。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw85fX5ZY4
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「喂，唔講野會口臭㗎。」我偷偷地望咗佢一眼。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK6zeRDHgs
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「………」佢都係唔講野，不過我見到佢聽到我講野之後好似有少少反應。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK2b9AmqlO
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「好喇我都係收聲。」我對住空氣講。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLBriEXyr0
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「邊個同你玩？」佢好冷淡咁應我，然後望向另一邊。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTgEbQfSo9
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「……」我繼續唔講野。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGbBtq5l5q
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依個時侯我見到佢架480號巴士到咗，但佢冇上到車。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugrfSvfMim
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跟住我見到佢偷望我一下，然後又望翻前面，就好似一個細路女想你氹但唔講比你知。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5vuYvpfJU
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老實講依個動作幾可愛。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgigGA5mhBg
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「講個笑話嚟聽下。」佢背向我突然吐出一句。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb2Ub5j2jS
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「……」我腦內突然hang機。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsoxl8llWB
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佢見我冇作出任何回應，就鼓起小腮:「你聽唔聽到㗎？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSS05rPUXz
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我好心急:「聽到，但我一時三刻點諗啊？ 」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eutZ3WNyB
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「咁我繼續玩。」佢擰轉頭。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPENNLSN9k
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忽然間，我諗起之前上網睇到一個關於土匪雞翼嘅笑話。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgxaqqYetZ
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我問Ellie:「你知唔知點解三哥啲土匪雞翼一係得三隻，一係就五隻？ 」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrAv9DCwka
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Ellie好認真:「因為銷售策略囉。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVpd5N3UK6
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我擰擰頭:「依個答案咁冇創意，點會係。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO73c9LVIPU
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佢托起頭，好細聲同自己講:「因為雞得三隻腳？ 唔係喎，兩碟土匪雞翼有五隻雞。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcf1wXEAV7g
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喂你知唔知自己講緊咩呀大佬。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HjIOq3QmP
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聽到之後我差啲噴水。跟住佢見到我笑就好激動叫我開估。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqK5ei4btl
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「唔……因為土匪雞翼係土匪，土匪係會三五成群嘅，所以咪只可以賣三隻或者五隻囉！」我好緊張望住佢等佢反應。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7ZJf7LYfS
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佢聽到之後好似有啲唔滿意:「痴線，個理由咁牽強，唔收貨呀。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsm97MajhY
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我都知一個答案未必夠喉，所以一早已經預備咗第二個答案。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybJ6cxHJOj
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我:「咳咳……咪就係因為一雙一對有翼咪會飛走囉，啲G飛走咗點食啊？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJCrqCsUPZ
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佢聽到依個答案已經陰陰嘴笑:「依個答案都唔收貨喎。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqgtKWIQfO
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睇到佢反應就知唔洗再諗另一個答案。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGIl2Xln0D
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笑完一輪之後又開始有啲尷尬，我就問佢:「咁耐都冇車嘅。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ovEURTcke
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佢有啲心虛:「係囉，都唔知揸車嗰個係咪瞓着咗。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ERRd203wW
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「係喎，咁你搭邊架車？ 」佢轉移話題。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDyMBsw7sZ
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「我搭73B號囉，咁耐一架車都冇。」我又講咗個大話。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVhlBRwrSW
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無理由同佢講我搭480號或者689號，因為咁樣有機會要同佢一齊搭689號。所以我就話我搭73B巴士嘅。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwjSShySDM
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我好驚同人突然之間變到咁friend，所有野嚟得太快好似唔太真實咁。可能我個人有啲變態，有開心野發生都會用負面角度諗先。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAUlSYyERa
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「哦……」佢好似有啲失望。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleiqjQJeU2
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過咗幾分鐘，有架73Ｂ巴士嚟咗。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluwfidR3SW
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Ellie問我:「喂，架車埋站囉，你都唔上嘅？ 」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOnsmewFiB
449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsT26Qioxr
「係喎，咁我走先喇，拜拜。」我即刻跑上架巴士。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTFtPUxv7l
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「拜拜。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6vpPW2he2
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因為哩個大話我就要晒多半個鐘行翻返屋企，果日仲要咁夜收工，個頭有啲痛，真係攰到合埋眼就可以瞓著。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDV3GXvrnm
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其實我有時都會諗，可唔可以唔好為咁小事而講大話，每次都立定決心，但每當人哋問我野嘅時侯，就會好似反射動作好自然講咗樣假野出嚟，成日講完出口都會諗如果對方知道咗會有咩反應，但通常都係向負面方向諗。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHBqrTjs0t
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