今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRt4qNuA2TJ
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo99BzfulAb
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujO73IkbJr
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjayMRHxt8t
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9B5INP7LE
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDBRSnZM5o
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「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAy0UYZ2vf
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtwAwaL3SA
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7oKz7KV6Yg
我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XfUkRbqg6
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyXOPgtPAu
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKaedFMP9z
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1eeZH7Eyd
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聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp6qDukQNH
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv6mFPGQMs
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbuoN8AvnO
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時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2doxQXTEB
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdsnB9V91L
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9v1FM6507
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3RqaRdV7n
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHTbky5eHr
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種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg36MlpDxG
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...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4BwbiHSy9
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bT1uJBogK
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8F13XPkFTK
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXY7xLhZh4i
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoSVRYuUHZ
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你有3則未接來電1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5SuUgzdUb
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「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWnd6tILtr
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於是...1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7EIFBJDnO
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忍耐LV.9：1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBeYW8iwe6
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhRsjKaYes
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX1BoX2ph8
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7VlilSN4F
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcDqd4pkdF
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8sqUuYmQnf
強迫LV.6：1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d37McAipL
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsrsYduDa7
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbD1XXpoyp
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q4jaYQDU4
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2dQrRFLYE
觀察LV.3：1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5EefLVUks
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelGvqF2vFi
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpp1hz8xQP
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtifP6Q1lZV
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJHBSGfLNw
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ00cz0U9Zi5
吟遊詩人LV.1：1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfhuTkEQdU
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你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmLLEEUQlg
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因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvGTDEzYnq
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgfYbbjtv6
衛生紙LV.1：1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsavKamOnSF
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hhwyfIGmS
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN8E0ytsSN
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rixwkUT89
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjK2VuUcouG
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg6MJhMM1X
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1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVctcESM8HN
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonuUzzBGpu
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到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYkrLXEhEJ
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCai7bfAxVN
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQGVuLozon
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而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzgpJWiRsj
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6OA7fwCma
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4rQkPK9gn
1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sYdOLtUHz
電話那頭說：1324Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaYXVlESKt
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