這手機八成是中毒了！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV6flZKwuE
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9VBIHc4lZu
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzXGmXHTti
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGabrDgyJH
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比方說最早的這一則：1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbrNgKzSeA
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1CFG0MpUK
1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxAva2xABW
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42UZPxWNq8
1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIQK7enCSt
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWB8nhApTT
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MYpXFDFNw
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6x811ypnn
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刪掉！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMm0CmSOKb
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNmFOnjxaX
1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U0U5kO0yl
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMpABazRqj
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaM3fYmBWI
1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ797vgQJBaZ
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgYJ6SUnNg
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKyud0UqS7k
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoPPmzY6MS
1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uOSarnG2N
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51GsorMFxp
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其它還有像...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2a5uPB2ewZ
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBQQ5mtC55
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq83fLqG2nO
1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhlrUrSs1V
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciCuNHDdJG
我沒有存款！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ3nN2vlud
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuBk7Bnl3K
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我也沒有朋友！！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuGjDHbnD0
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTO0yST4D0
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I3aPQ0Dbk
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5Z4UAKALs
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIHHtul70F
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB6jwAupXl
1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiE9JrqDcL刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4uXF4ecHs
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtALHuqv3VV
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFqlROyWgA
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyrYEIVXW8
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1083Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQl44JmHWw
