這手機八成是中毒了！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1LdtGK5rQ
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUEV6f8gTc
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdJlDOCBis
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzrQACrXzw
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3F7wh5WeXL
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11tOF6zRNw
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHMLCUiXGL
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUXpatcZRM
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkFeV1Qq7I
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刪掉！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoTVEENH2s
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNprf3bKOv
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRT8fwRP2G
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VFmbseYvZ
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfxJMJYtk1
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo3JvHlRm8
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcYjfCeOKs
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehCyz2V9DU
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其它還有像...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2Dc8bsmBc
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAXFWjpaSF
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFpAp6PsIY
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1PLgT50dt
我沒有存款！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUlubxak2D
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUmMB2ieyx
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我也沒有朋友！！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡug2xjKrmJH
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAi9rtuxbh
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我更沒有女朋友！！！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFfSPUf8aJ
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwRuw95b2G
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxXoOzOG36
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXhY42eR8n
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7SFhMKXDl
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaclR1HbPhv
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfsjqIEKoZ
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」993Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnR3e8OXsP
