今晚要出差去架鐵絲網，卡車傍晚抵達，要趕在夜幕降臨前，將我們送到側翼去。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7EuFYGmOK
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「這不算是個好差使。」金恩喃喃的抱怨，叼住福特遞上的香菸，轉頭讓他點火。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4qnPm0nnX
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「總比晚上守夜白天閱兵強。」凱依從腰包裡拿出一大包餅乾，給每個人發了幾片，這是被硬塞夜間工作的補償，再加上：「起碼明天可以在營休息一天」。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBjwEtf3Yy
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在搖晃的貨車上，我們簇擁在一起，品嚐難得的甜點，交換珍藏的食物，共享半截的香菸，覺得彼此親密無間。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVE3ZsbJwix
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金恩已經能熱情的勾著新兵福特的脖子，吹噓他地球518成神的經歷，比利也總算走出陰霾，搶著要跟福特講述他前世「駕駛巨大鑽頭機器人對抗天外螺旋神族」的人生。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpThXuTihQR
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等比利和金恩吹完牛，現在又輪到凱依裝逼。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboJ5YkUuqr
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr4kpq97bAI
「看到我活了回來，隊長二話不說，咻－－的把我砍成了兩半。」凱依的大手一劃，順帶捶了一下福特的肩膀：「還讓小子來把我埋進土裡，說是看能不能種成兩個。」1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHw6DQ7GRil
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戰場上一槍未發就被削去了半邊腦袋，難怪隊長生氣，也怪不得有很長一段時間，凱依看到隊長總是繞著走。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIXYdJ1BgS
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我們聊著共通的話題，接近彼此的距離，從陌生人變成好兄弟，才能在未來將背後交給對方。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCq7TeAVnc
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一路上始終保持沉默的只有傑森，而且相比之前，他現在說話的次數更少了，總是一副生人莫近，像是在思索著什麼東西的樣子。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxvlmBVXHh
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每次看到他這副模樣，我就頭疼。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBOlXln2xu
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「學長呢？」福特擠到我旁邊，遞上一根菸問：「學長的能力是那一種？」1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkvrF2Cx3Q
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjazwZ6Z8m
聽到這話，凱依金恩和比利一齊掉過頭來，臉色古怪的瞧了我一眼，齊聲哄堂大笑。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeIwKXpYaX
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QZ2nPLAt8
5000億的幸運點數真的不算多，在哈米吉多頓，甚至可以說是穿越者中的最底層，手機裡的異能選單打開，當中九成九的能力我兌換不了。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5CWZqsFPn
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0Xtk1ZTb8
時間、空間、念動、心靈、物質、能量...舉凡強大異能的兌換點數，更是動輒以「兆」起跳。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVgjQqAzbB
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAKxcTIEf1
而且，先行者早轉生者一步，已經用超前的見識，將這世界改得造面目全非，留給轉生者發揮的空間不多。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJLcJdzEaj
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXv7gE2FIWO
在剛轉生過來那些年裡，我不只一次的將寫好的計劃打上叉叉，丟回書桌的抽屜裡。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8qxmveW2o
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ViKimrJID
種田...有人做了！餐館...有人做了！超商...有人做了！甜品...有人做了！1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbRjfyTGaW
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFLk2VsguO
...怎麼什麼通通都有人做了？1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUSldEqnbP
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創意枯竭，專業貧乏，又缺乏點數，無法兌換強大異能的我，到底該怎麼活下去？1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCTDVdHnsm
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每次想到這個問題，我的腦袋就隱隱作痛。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmoVXPkeDS
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqpuT7xKca
直到有一天，我反覆翻著腦中手機的異能選單時，看到了...1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfEQsZ4oMl
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你有3則未接來電1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUchJn5bb4
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47n5iyZTCC
「轉生者最大的優勢，再於你已經體驗過一次『真理』。」電話那頭傳來熟悉的聲音。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBnYqikF9i
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於是...1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXZKIYl4oo
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忍耐LV.9：1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCsxHD6FsZ
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgegN6jX9b
對於痛苦，你將有常人數倍的忍耐力，副作用：對於外來的刺激，你的反應變得遲鈍。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi0yhMAN8O
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpG7yC7WUKj
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－想變聰明就讀書。想變強壯就鍛練。讀書悶？鍛練累？要忍耐！」1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAYtMhRyi6
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXsfLJHk8u
強迫LV.6：1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkg4bTrluY
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52fY8dzaq0
將指定單字加入強迫症的清單，副作用：難免會有奇怪的單字混進清單裡。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgKV8YC5vm
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZoSzI1Bki
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－努力！努力！再努力！」1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaqBx50sUe
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSj9s1KFht
觀察LV.3：1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34CTSLbWyp
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DAM7D8UgU
除了讀書以外，你能讀天，讀地，讀臉，讀空氣。副作用：小心盲點。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qzlV9TaHi
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpp1Ioqqtq
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人善於觀察。」1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0ooWCLSdd
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4ZcF5iMpm
吟遊詩人LV.1：1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzuQhEsi72
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchaVsz47XT
你的談吐富有詩情畫意。副作用：你講起話來總讓人覺得油腔滑調。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiIEXnsYK2
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4Vvda7EsV
因為電話那頭說：「真理是－聰明的人能言善道。」1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zDXDbfDJ6
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtUHHIoD85
衛生紙LV.1：1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyRJllCawh
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzrv1Gzu5g
以每秒1公克的速度，將你手摸的物質，變成衛生紙。副作用：非可溶性纖維，請勿丟入馬桶以免造成堵塞。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvSsldJJ62l
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMioSemOsYy
因為電話那頭說：「你白痴啊！上廁所忘了帶衛生紙怎麼辨你打電話來問我？」1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1EJ2NeQij
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1YFnaVEev
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1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfmxJchlZ7Z
「笑吧！你們儘管笑...」我無奈的看著滿臉疑惑的福特，伸手從車廂的木板上，抽出一張衛生紙，而車廂壁上微不可見的薄了一絲絲。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnp0Z1nRXU
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcY6ttwccF
到頭來，我能拿出來展現的，只有衛生紙這項異能。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0DtDEhcle
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFyEbdLPA5
總之，即使穿越了，體現人類劣根性的鄙視鏈依舊存在，先行著鄙視轉生者，兆（E）級幸運者鄙視億（F）級幸運者，能力強大者（SSS）鄙視能力弱小者（SSR）。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPxYQgqIrY
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZTK75XD6U
而位於這條鄙視鏈最末端的，就是我，哈米吉多頓史上最無能的穿越者（F-）。1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FJpzX5OXN
1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCVwz1m32Z
而且，對於這個配點方案...我不能、也不敢有任何的不滿，因為...1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjcOxsLKUy
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電話那頭說：1327Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNx0nFzNP3
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