這手機八成是中毒了！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3qr0ztURZ
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會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNALET7kAQ
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或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qUoE7y6ks
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我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAE176GQZM
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比方說最早的這一則：1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsKPqK0nXa
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恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxcmkVCMZm
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iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuKjFEYEDJ
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千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgEYM2itwe
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當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVB2iqW8dy
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你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxkvTG80jl
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刪掉！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmYEdXNNiY
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還有像昨天這條簡訊...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH25TZuhork
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來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOHMkFWF5R
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仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvToTiLFsH
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口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xuE34Ss9b
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我哪來的閒錢去網購！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K3FJGrlYW
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這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTXDz9lP3l
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他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIPfO7o4Dg
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其它還有像...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuBxEgxNY2
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您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LNqsDzUyp
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呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJl3t6G8Qm
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提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunAf0cY3C8
我沒有存款！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTLNbkUOYd
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嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0XgNCbxC7
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我也沒有朋友！！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhQB401Z82
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老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgKPwq7amu
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我更沒有女朋友！！！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoamxCM0BDv
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越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNejBbMG2qX
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這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcX1oqcDK7
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異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gKmxKKLS3
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其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbTIGr1jIw
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坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJDiPv5lwW
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最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK5deunb60
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「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1098Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5QNBodfaO
