這手機八成是中毒了！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWCwZscZoT
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q17Q21V9O
會這麼說，是因為打從三天前...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoLhyHjEEt
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXt4B2Cvsl
或者換個說法，自從這個月第廿次面試失敗那天起，1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiMjDr3DGs
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvY2MAnI3q
我手上這隻破手機，就時不時的蹦出一些讓人鬱悶的「好」消息。1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwh9aJQF7gx
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIlUvZjD2e
比方說最早的這一則：1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1ZJhOfYYg
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtGzsmJbGo
恭喜！我們將送您iPhome EX做為獎品，按下「同意」立即抵達異世界領取！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwaNXINFF7
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc297KUX6J
iPhome EX？水果品牌新手機的終極兄弟版？1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjGYvlWAKe
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmI3LxjF0Uu
千里迢迢到異世界去領取一台來路不明的謎之黑科技機體？1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9fLe6gF92
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3gTMuTDlX
當我傻？打從上次被騙了好幾個月的生活費後，我就再也不相信這種騙人的廣告了。1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMQM7FOeT8
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94FFHzJhF0
你以為我手上這隻破手機是怎麼來的？1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUMwrDnTr4
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSHpkDEJq0
刪掉！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3weqwFrzO
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsYgw5s8r0
還有像昨天這條簡訊...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVu7dcBf9kj
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVDSVmyqKq
來自異世界的快遞包裹已送達，點此查收！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8t3amyxOL
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi8mi8p4s8
仔細想想，這會兒身上除了幾枚銅板，1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlobynAZ1wX
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm7ZFwLjYkb
口袋裡就剩一張揉得趨巴巴，為了慶祝求職失敗而買的彩票，1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAFcTTx182
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYyyMG0Gb0
我哪來的閒錢去網購！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bNThSoqgW
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiX1DKHA79
這我還真是不明白，專業呢？詐騙前難道都不用先檢查一下客戶名單的嗎？1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrr4q6g5hsv
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8MM8jVFav
他們到底想從一個窮小子身上撈幾次好處？1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d3hoVCB1A
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0bPy4pA26
其它還有像...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRSF7zaWo5
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPN3oxQarY
您的帳號遭歹徒冒用，多筆款項自異世界流入，點選「確認」協助公安調查...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKzMZ8HEl8
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0dJ59VfDu
呿！這裡沒有叫「公安」的執法單位！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb7LRZ6peK
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSnf9zY9aQ
提款機操作錯誤通知，即刻前往XX銀行異世界分行釐清...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKvsEV7FXt
我沒有存款！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB7IXNaRE7
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWleAw9eF7
嘿哥兒們！幫我到異世界儲值遊戲點數...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvqeQz8CUn
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLl9sqb96tQ
我也沒有朋友！！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkXMj2pits
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SfdpdeJY6
老公！我被綁架到異世界了...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3HsEQNQIy
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohXTRgQtze
我更沒有女朋友！！！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpE4MNxJtFl
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIRVcnu1QD
越講越心酸，不多說，通通刪了！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubmkj97JRN
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMuMQzulix
這會兒又新來了一則，瞧瞧...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9HLoid0Ek
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxS5POk1oo
異世界的貓娘蘿莉需要你的XX！立即前往WWW.OH.MY.GOD！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwNkEpxoNE
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEy3rOrj7D刪除（同意）...唔？按錯了！1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSJTEZkIws
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwfwCbSucA
其實我真的不是故意的，不過這時候不管說什麼都太遲了，因為...1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeON8d5zss
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LEV9tcULL
坐在超商的門口我，看著迎面而來的卡車，1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLcVb6FxGj
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBPMBJmZnv
最後只能俗套的大聲喊出那一句經典台詞：1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDxNgw4yVU
1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrjZeTHJwM
「D槽裡的東西別看，直椄把它格式化！！！」1043Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJu3vr0iSKi
