時間過得好快，呢段時間我過得十分之舒適，雖然係fifa上俾人魚肉，但因為阿均份人不嬲比較靜，唔會問長問短、八呢八路，所以我地兩個人都相安無事。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnn3cxuPrGr
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而正當我係房到俾阿均用車路士虐待時，熟悉既門鈴聲響起，我頓時感覺到後背一冷，呢個廿幾度既新年你都係第一次覺得咁寒，就好似有陣冷風吹過背脊！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VOxDE74O3
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來了，他們來了——！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtXXThrvOj
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唔洗玩cso我都聽到呢個經典背景聲效。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIh9rg871Z
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「喂，細妹！媽子、大妹同埋阿信到未？」大舅既聲音極具穿透力，就算係房到都可以聽到佢把聲，都成五張幾都依舊咁有中氣。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YL9RaXSej
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我同阿均都停低場比賽，急急腳跑番出廳，大舅身為家族同輩長子，係除左婆婆之外會令你地所有後生一輩都比較肯聽教聽話既對象。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj59yMcpAG
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阿信係細舅個名，而阿姨係家族最細個女，大妹就自然係我老母。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w9CvQvjQQ
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我地曾經試過掛住打機冇即刻出黎問好而俾小「依依哦哦」左大半日，我有時都唔知點解佢呢種乜都要計一餐既人可以搞到盤好生意，做判頭做到發。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55U4tNC9z1
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或者係香港呢個地方，就係要斤斤計較先可以成功掛？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaghSkTnZpr
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「其他人都未到呀，都未十二點，係你地早左黎咋！」阿姨答道。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwV3oNiF5dY
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「呀，唔係啵，明仔到左囉。佢同我仔係入面打緊機！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx68qNfk76Y
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「唉呀，兩個衰仔呀！阿舅父舅母黎到都唔出黎叫聲人。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DEnqDPOkb
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好在我同阿均夠快手出到黎，佢句野未講完就已經跑左出黎，而同時阿茵同Tiffany都自動自覺跟埋黎，大家聚左係廳到。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz6ha8VIAp
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk2bni96sD
「大舅父、大舅母，早晨！」大家同聲同氣。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqXLUm6hqv
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「岩喇，你地黎得好，一陣阿樂上黎你地幫我好好講下佢！個衰仔家陣成日有女朋友就唔記得頭家！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPVhPtIJg2
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrh7v6GxKG
「乖呀，你地自己去玩喇，唔洗理你個舅父喇。」大舅母打停左佢老公準備展開既一場演講，幫我同阿均甩難。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BOPHkR35r
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fu8AClCbf
深明大意，呢啲就係人性既光芒呀！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTrKSHSD4E
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「唉～～呢位靚女係？」大舅母望住Tiffany，然後又望望阿均，印象中阿均佢女朋友明明係外國人黎架。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVbd8xxvyY
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBeT0twuRS
「均仔呀，乜你未婚妻Grace連人種都變埋？」大舅父自覺好笑咁講，講完仲好期待咁望住我地俾反應佢。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX28SqGXFPm
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnjQCmTIfH
不過回應佢既係死水咁既一片寂靜。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUY4xmkmOK
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiFVgvjFvb
阿均無言咁指左指我，然後Tiffany再一次展露出爆滿既女友力，直接翹住我手臂，然後露出一個大大既笑容。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDOdXLB2lG
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFd4Rb6QNrU
「舅父、舅母好，我係明仔女朋友，Tiffany。」佢將個頭側一側靠左係我手臂。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnAkxYGjFb
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0QgSVqbF5
「下！唔——」正當大舅父一邊o咀，一邊準備開炮時，佢感覺到自己老婆放係大脾上既手好似開始出力。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kEjXogaMn
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「唔———唔錯呀！」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQm565f9xTm
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2JJZmEF0X
我意識到佢本身想講既一定唔係呢句，大舅父直接將個「唔撚係呀」改做「唔錯呀」，轉軚轉得仲快過秋名山車神。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zQNOZwgE2
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B75fCVFfY
「幾好呀，郎才女貌！」一向以和氣著稱既大舅母簡單咁幫大家作結，而隨住時針指向正午十二時，連串既門鈴聲響起。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVVlXQIcqK
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRluqn4zlSJ
大舅既獨仔阿樂拖住女朋友最先達陣。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg4Xe5Bv7l
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ryftAwH0e
阿樂以前都同我一樣係毒男，鍾意打機、動漫、美劇，明明高中個時仲每星期係到同我討論緊毒撚野，最記得佢屋企放哂成個櫃既「拉打」玩具同高達模型，佢以前明明最執著既問題係到底鐵球算唔算係高達機體既一種同埋鋼鍊算唔算係二千年後冇辦法被超越既神作。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFaSTjLzeL
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但自從上左大學之後，佢就少左同你兩個表兄弟溝通，將成副身心都投放去大學生活，慢慢變左典型蒲精大學男仔，周圍玩、周圍食、周圍蒲。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXt4C3CUuy
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雖然冇乜同佢吹水打機，但係係fb同ig上高都可以見到佢既上莊相同出遊相，佢既生活簡單少少應該用以下佢既常用tag就可以解釋哂。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpaGpDasab
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#搏盡無悔912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIMpdWgKPw
#第十六屆 912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4APoapyKoh
#yolo912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJ32u7oGZA
#有你班宿友真好912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLajDmun3M
#馬料水車神912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrvLOJ8R8a
#今晚不醉無歸912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZbiHgxljF
#深圳912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWrUvGyx3M
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#trip912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFakZ5zfG9
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簡單、清楚、易明既馬料水學生生活，而佢係呢半年最多既tag已經變左係#mylove，成個ig都係同個位「ig女神」女友既合照。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Dzr788Y3
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5LkRWFDO5
阿樂女朋友係而家好興個種韓風女，乜尻都要夠修身，著親都係緊身衫同緊身褲。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VSsFecxH0
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「喂，咁多位早晨～」阿樂行左入黎，佢而家連說話既語氣都要帶住陣yooo味。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyQoP6vtj9
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25ymehbFHE
「未同你地介紹，呢位係我女朋友，Kitty。」佢展露出高高在上既姿態向住我呢個方向講野。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa1YntLiK1
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNypVd1TDA
雖然已經係ig望過佢女朋友好多次，但係真人見到都係第一次。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TT4ffaVYG
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX1CjeXtDs
呢位ig女神真係唔講得笑，終於明白點解佢可以引到阿樂投放咁多錢同心血落去，單係個對俾小背心包到就黎要爆出黎既「大奶奶」都已經夠哂殺食，係所有宅男心入面最鍾意既野。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCukpvuvca
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唔係！呢對玫寶應該話係全部有住正常男性基因既人所追求緊既野！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAAdFtlarz
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6dKMs3kUY
而正當我眼甘甘咁望住人地女朋友時，突然感覺到腰部既肉好似俾人扭左下，轉身望向背後，只見tiffany用一個有少少陰沉既笑容望住我，佢突然拉低我個身。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUqR5ZdHae
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFp29ni5IW
呢次係兩個人第一次靠到咁埋，佢係我耳邊細細聲輕語：「阿明仔呀，做戲都唔該你交足戲好嘛。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbzn94j25h
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居然要淪落到俾位ptgf話自己唔似男朋友，我應該都係史上第一人．．．912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe4qs3XDDk
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFc1WkAPpq
而本來以勝利者既姿態望住我講野既阿樂好似有啲錯愕，點解表哥阿明身邊會有個咁既靚女！？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaGcgYzZDZ
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRM63XSNr8A
而且佢兩個點解會咁親密架！？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTnnyE5uaX
見到阿樂望住你既神情好似有啲古怪，我先醒起我未同佢介紹Tiffany。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8VLY7q7T3
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wAvq3sTkW
「呃，呢位係我女朋友Tiffany。」我指住身邊既Tiffany向阿樂介紹，只見Tiffany禮貌性咁向住阿樂點點頭，但對住你依然係扁住咀，好似愛理不理咁，西住面唔想同你講野。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyOuNlWlzk
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jjrlROWGM
我只可以對住阿樂苦笑，然後見佢攬住女友膊頭繼續係面前發光發亮。我都懶得再同佢一較高下，決定先處理好眼前仲嬲緊我既Tiffany。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY589DNq2i
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30VflGsCab
我一時之間都唔知佢係因為港女性格而西我面，定係太過於投入女朋友呢個身份上，對於呷醋既把握得咁精準。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9boBIV80c
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYLqsrD0So
「喂，唔好嬲喇，笑番個呀喂。」唔敢再望阿樂女友Kitty，我決定要氹番Tiffany，對方身為我今日名義上既伴侶，點都要做到好好睇睇。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVZlZ3N39M
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kqD3xYPAc
我運轉成個大腦去思考一個可以引到佢笑既方法，睇黎只可以使出我既必殺技。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgX6qrS4Yej
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbGKFlRFI2
由十三歲中一俾老表點左上高登，到而家連登，我縱橫兩登近十年，邊有可能手頭下冇番兩個拿手好笑話先得架？912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWmGtTUBaC
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgZqCmzPf7
「喂喂，Tiffany，我問你個iq題好唔好？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhmO5ap1S6
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUPapDlHoa
「哼。」Tiffany入戲太深，擰轉頭望向第二面唔想理我。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoz2SiAliT
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrWpG8mCoI
「喂，小雅，我問你個iq題好唔好？」Tiffany聽到小雅兩個字之後好似反射動作咁轉身望向你，之後先發現自己好似中左招，有小小惱羞咁睥住我。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkeR6ksxwc
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2YPXC1btz
果然我老死阿健教既招式好岩用。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPZ7VmwBAI
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「好多女仔平時同屋企人既稱呼都會係個名最尾隻字加個小或者阿，如果兩個人嘈交，然後對方唔理你時，你換下稱呼喇，佢實會一時轉唔切，然後又應你機。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9HnrTG6Nh
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqR86PSxX9R
記得當初阿健講完之後，成班豬朋狗友都好似受教無窮，只有我當正佢尻嗡，點知原來呢招真係work架啵。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENpQ7M6rji
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLna4C54QW
「點呀又？」Tiffany咀嘟嘟咁，仲有幾分餘怒。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjZEIMXUyO
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxtkkZe0tq
「有一日曹操同劉備一齊向王上告狀，劉備同曹操都係到喊哂口叫冤，兩個人都話自己係好人清官黎。」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rn97o3X7i
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCVlvGa5Ty
「咁呢個時候個太監就話佢地兩個入面有一個係奸臣貪官，但係就唔知邊個係清白，但王上好快就定斷到邊個係忠、邊個係奸，你估下邊個係？」912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOsn4Y5aV3
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrGdJJf3HR
「咁緊係曹操係壞人喇，挾天子以令諸侯呢句野人人都識喇！不過我唔覺得佢係奸臣，呢種人叫梟雄會好少少。」tiffany突然轉入一個正經mode，仲諗住同我分析下點解會選擇阿滿做壞人。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpG331adVd
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閘住！閘住！！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡterjaVxI0J
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bV4BFUdMk
我拿拿林停低佢，唔可以俾成件事跑錯線！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR8N44k2IM
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7mxkIb3lL
「唔岩呀，係劉備先係壞人！」我極快咁已經將個答案爆出黎，如果再俾佢牽住我行，實仆硬街。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJSw2q9dPi
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea0KbHTdmF
呢個時候，上開兩登既阿均已經露出一個看透世事既表情望住你地。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY29bklGOQm
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwHkue6b6X
而我則已經將一早搵定save係手機既相片拎出黎。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiysmvOCaUN
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi8K9yCK1q
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「咩？斷我衣食猶如殺我爹娘？」Tiffany望住張相第一件事唔係諗到曹生，而係直接落句caption，媽！呢位女子真係思路非凡呀！！！912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7wYedcwXi
912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp2kbI7Xg6
「唔係呀，因為曹永廉呀。」阿均都頂唔順直接幫你解畫。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOcKELWg4r
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「曹永廉？」Tiffany諗左次，然後好似陷入沉思。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7CTwkdorK
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「曹永廉．．．曹永廉．．．曹永廉！哈哈，你真係痴線架，點會諗到喧無聊既野。」過左成十秒佢終於get到笑點，然後對住我揞住口笑。912Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOrtgzMNnX
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