「喂,你飽就唔好夾硬食喇。」突然我聽到一把關心我既聲音。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAhxxKQC95Fs
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAXexyG9Etab
係咪我幻覺?天使呼呼緊我去天堂?1257Please respect copyright.PENANAA4QzJnfX8u
1257Please respect copyright.PENANA8XRG62Eozr
已經飽到就黎要嘔既我好似有少少神智不清,眼前向我伸出援手既人背後好似自帶光環加持,有聖光照射落黎。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA9ntEni46ga
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「唉,唔好夾硬食喇你,我幫你食咁隻蝦喇!」我見到天使小姐幫手夾走左隻係我眼中識得張牙舞爪既大蝦。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAzZgfgv9w5e
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAxiFmknC6PM
望真少少,天使小姐既人影慢慢變得清楚。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAXJuH2cjlk0
係我面前既並唔係咩天使,而係Tiffany。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAcAMkppCvV8
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原來Tiffany應酬完婆婆之後已經俾我老母同我老母既老母推左去同老豆換位,坐左係我身邊。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAFw5iGiK6SA
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「你好鍾意食野咩?」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAhA1o3P5Bgx
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAVS4v8CtUhs
我點左點頭,然後諗一諗真又搖一搖頭。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAwNxvcPIbbY
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAfI3ve837sy
「即係你鍾意定唔鍾意呀!」俾我呢兩個意思相反既動作搞到好混亂,佢鎖緊眉頭問道。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAVLgcLomY01
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「如果平時正常咁食咪鍾意囉,而家食到咁狼狽,咪唔鍾意囉。」我應道。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA1LR3cXwLfe
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAAY9P1ChSdF
「咁逼自己食又為咩呢?」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAFC8EgRJdgH
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAepkpdDzsBd
「我唔食既話一陣浪費野食,婆婆又會係到孖叉架喇。」我細細聲咁係佢耳邊講道。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA2GxNyzoVfC
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAp0iwkdktMm
「咁都係孖叉成枱人姐,唔係得你一個。」Tiffany好好奇點解我要夾硬將所有野拿哂上身搞。1257Please respect copyright.PENANADUkcEvwn6R
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAqDyOIuJqc8
「新年呀嘛,我緊係想一家人都開開心心、齊齊整整架喇,包括埋細舅母架,無必要因為食野而搞到大家又黑口黑面。」我拍左拍個心口,如果冇個突出黎既肚腩,我相信講呢番話既我一定會型到震。1257Please respect copyright.PENANANYNR0ikcVz
1257Please respect copyright.PENANA8coFcoN7Wy
「傻仔~!」Tiffany露出一個「你班咸濕仔」式既微笑,然後用手指指住我個大肚腩。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAffiJpYpDMG
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAn10sCBYCP0
「不過傻得黎,又幾好既。」佢細細聲咁講道。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAAiNUMlpmNe
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掛住食野既我冇聽清楚佢講咩,問左問:「好咩呀?隻蝦好食呀?」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAzeGkO3Oajg
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAGEKj5Utvbr
「係呀!夾多隻俾我喇你!」Tiffany將隻碗推埋黎我身邊。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAelfuu0RSN8
1257Please respect copyright.PENANA8bxMVtUv5J
啲女人呀真係,夾野都唔識!1257Please respect copyright.PENANAqPIBex0xJC
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAfxLhFCuyEt
我同你地講呀,以後我聚左老婆,未到八十歲都一定唔好俾飽飯佢食!1257Please respect copyright.PENANAd6MTVmvacF
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4EF7ds55Y
最後,係我、Tiffany同埋挨義氣既阿均、阿樂幫手下,我地終於將所有食物清光。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAXakHc4F9xr
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAesI2ScXAoM
中午痛苦既環節終於過去,幫手執好野之後,Tiffany自薦幫阿姨手洗野,我其實都想幫拖,不過佢地都以「廚房係女人既地頭」為理由將我推左出去。我都好尊重女性既,乖乖地搬完野就出番廳到。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAInrWztFZtQ
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只見廳入面成個格局已經唔同哂——1257Please respect copyright.PENANAY99Ky0B6Zc
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三張麻雀枱就好似三個獨立既擂台。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAQClqMS79JQ
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係距離五點半出去食晚飯間兩四個鐘頭,大家都知道要點做,各自各埋位。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAMr1fTTl1yK
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呢到係另一個戰場。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAcvIzbIm6ix
大家自動自覺埋位,我都坐左係阿均、阿樂、阿茵個一枱到,格局同往年一樣。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAeFFdRWYls5
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAaG9WXDdxLo
「今年有冇帶定錢呀,明仔、阿樂?」阿均一上黎就使出群體嘲諷,自稱西營盤雀聖既佢每年都可以打到我地毫無還手之力。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAx535tOhxTX
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「哼,唔好咁把炮!我今年功力已經唔同哂喇。」我一望埋去就知道阿樂今年係有備而來,已經練得一身好武藝。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAu4w4zD8MnJ
1257Please respect copyright.PENANArpVfWlAmb5
Kitty坐左係阿樂身後,已經開住左個計算器,準備一陣好好幫大家mark低錢銀數,睇黎佢對阿樂好有信心。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAlnRXwrD3Nv
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阿樂暗暗一笑,自己修行左咁耐就係為左今日呢一刻,呢一年黎成日同班宿友瘋狂走堂打牌練出黎既功力唔係假架!佢要話俾阿均知,呢到唔係佢一家獨大。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA79XOk02yEB
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「你係唔會知道我經歷過幾多野先練就到咁既功力,你太年輕喇。」阿均眼中有一絲淡然,好似看破紅塵咁樣。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAN7SoLrFoAA
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「仲講,打牌喇。」阿茵有啲唔耐煩,對於佢黎講自己輸左錢阿哥都唔敢同佢拎番,打贏就可以自己袋落袋,又有咩好驚?1257Please respect copyright.PENANA7frAh8rkzp
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAzfWu3aD99n
「打咪打,怕你地呀!」我唔會話俾任何人知道,今日為左沖喜下,我特登著左條紅底,就算我冇得旺,都要邪下你班友仔!1257Please respect copyright.PENANAV9Lfo1AZ1n
啪——1257Please respect copyright.PENANAekKsgHj4z9
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躂——1257Please respect copyright.PENANAHf9SFPE0yq
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搭好牌,骰仔落地。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAXQv9qdu7yy
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阿均係東,阿樂係南,我係西,而阿茵係北。1257Please respect copyright.PENANADNlvj1BMOO
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大家順勢摸牌,然後排好牌。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAtHz4rFt3uU
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「明仔、阿樂,一陣如果唔夠錢唔該直接同阿姨佢地借喇,輕鬆既!」阿均好似一開就係一手好牌,笑到合唔埋眼。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAoAYr716nYO
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAYtXRv15fJM
「虛張聲勢!」阿樂咀角向上,睇黎都唔錯牌。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA6kdKD8WB13
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我睇左睇我既牌,好一副天殘地缺!1257Please respect copyright.PENANA0upPXg377J
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索、筒、萬齊哂,大佬我做到邊家先得架?1257Please respect copyright.PENANArrLQWImrqQ
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一輪摸牌過後,我摸極都仲係一副爛牌,一開頭萬子都想做清一色,點知去到中間佢全部同我黎哂啲筒子,而最慘既係我見到阿茵同阿樂已經做緊筒子,呢下打出去分分鐘會出事。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAcXsCipkLQ0
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白板...?唔係筒子就得,大佬我唔想出沖呀。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAxicrJRbINe
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「食糊!」阿均見到隻白板之後笑到合唔埋口。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA0nML5k06h0
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「對對糊,多謝你呀明仔。」1257Please respect copyright.PENANA6aPpFKru47
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAxwqR3ds4CN
「三番都食,有冇搞錯!我差隻就食到清一色呀!」阿樂有啲後悔自己放棄左做混一色既決定,唔係一早都有得食。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAdieS0IWVWM
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「再黎!」我就唔信邪,三番姐,輕鬆既!1257Please respect copyright.PENANA7crExE3ABV
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但係事實永遠係唔到我唔服,三盤十二場,都就要打夠一圈,我居然仲未食到糊。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA9DVeHDXErq
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雖然我除左第一次之後只係出過一次衝,但係班阿均好似真係俾雀聖上身咁,自摸左幾次混一色同對對,專玩食細食到我地仆左街都唔知。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA5halodGObV
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而阿樂雖然食得少,都成功做左幾次大牌,仲要有次大三元,所以都唔係輸好多。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAAqPAWBD7PU
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而阿茵就係出沖次數最多既人,但因為佢係輸俾自己呀哥,所以依舊面不改色。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAqBY1TgiIxG
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就咁睇,好似得我一個輸緊。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAtBWlhsl19q
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第一圈最後一局——1257Please respect copyright.PENANA3gA5UCgiIh
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「屌!又係爛牌!」我已經頂唔順呢種開親場都係齊哂所有野既牌面,呢種感覺就好似去食自助餐明明有好多野食揀,但係一望落去發現全部野都係沙律菜同火腿,大佬冇肉冇海鮮既自助餐點叫自助餐呀!1257Please respect copyright.PENANA5LSELCG0fT
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呢個時候我感覺到有人拍左拍我既後背,只見Tiffany原來搬左張櫈仔坐左係我身後。1257Please respect copyright.PENANApQyZY4WyOM
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「打個牌姐,唔洗咁嬲既。」Tiffany拍左拍我背脊。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAJj9dn6cOGO
1257Please respect copyright.PENANA7KG2Ogd2xt
「唉,你睇下喇,咁既牌點玩呀。」1257Please respect copyright.PENANA1KAoNxvCvH
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAjqiVPSVIpe
「唔緊要爛牌有爛牌既打法姐。」Tiffany身上既氣場好似突然間變到唔同左咁,佢突然坐近我,個身就黎要拱埋上黎。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA8cVIxqlJSM
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「唉...咁爛,打邊隻好。」我嘗試問下佢意見,雖然唔知佢牌力如何。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAiUBS7FhZ5t
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAxpaL8pTWXY
Tiffany幫我推出左岩岩抽番黎個隻五索。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAUJFuOyMatL
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小姐!?你見唔到我下家做緊索子,仲要就齊咩?1257Please respect copyright.PENANAZjoTGzv8I4
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「耶~終於到我!」阿茵推出辛苦推起既混一色。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAj9MOAnj4i9
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「唉,出沖喇,早知就打二筒喇。」我拎住本身準備要打出去既二筒。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAH4SYLxoOM1
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAN1slEiVRPp
「呀,頂你個肺!你做乜唔打呢隻二筒呢,我做緊清一色架!」阿樂又係平時咁事後屌鬼,而佢身後既Tiffany都係到「習習」聲,好明顯對於Tiffany呢下幫我逃過一劫既插手好唔滿意。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAB5qeSrHPbO
1257Please respect copyright.PENANArBIQZVeDhX
「唉喲,好在有你姐!」我望住Tiffany,輸少當贏,一於輸少當贏。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAceZamxBkrZ
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下場——1257Please respect copyright.PENANAX5WOUPUABR
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「拿,家陣佢地三條友都做緊糊架喇。」Tiffany係我身後面指點江山,我已經感覺到佢係麻雀呢門國學之上造詣非凡。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAOH4sVsoyYc
1257Please respect copyright.PENANATWvPs7o0ha
「打白板呢就阿茵食,就咁睇佢似做小三元。打筒子呢就係表哥食,佢一睇就知清一色喇,三副碰都係筒子仲想扮對對!拿一於打隻萬子俾阿樂,應該頂多混一色姐。」1257Please respect copyright.PENANALpMFg0nB1q
1257Please respect copyright.PENANAKRswW5tDKM
「喂,家陣你打隻咁既牌俾我地阿樂食,係咪睇我地唔起呀!」呢個時候kitty見到你地兩個人夾埋打一副牌既舉動都參戰。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA6i4sV1Bv66
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「嫌細唔好食囉!」我氣高趾揚。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAZlFBRM8yIl
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「食,我食哂你,食硬你呀!」阿樂同Kitty直接黎左鑊混一色,但係食完之後,佢再摸左摸後面既牌。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAfOKEa4d4LO
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「呀!!!頂你個肺呀——!東呀!!!小四喜呀!!!點解同我諗既會唔同架!!!」1257Please respect copyright.PENANACUaWiVb8CM
1257Please respect copyright.PENANALYmRksKz0i1257Please respect copyright.PENANAFNK4Z3LAM9
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Kitty露出崩塌既表情,同三哥當初叫住「媽呀」一樣咁淒慘。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAs8ZOMD5jZS
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「估唔到輸錢都可以咁開心架!」我家陣滿足感仲爽過贏佢兩錢重。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAI8k2NtGbsW
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「麻雀大俠講過,贏錢未必開心既——」Tiffany突然講出一句好似好大道理既野。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAHlhWFZ1WHG
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「有時打岩先有滿足感架嘛。」阿均同佢同步咁樣對上一樣既對白。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAtmsBpTDMn6
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然後佢地兩人都望住對方點左點頭,好似明白左啲咩咁。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1Frc6J0OR
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「我明。」我轉身對住Tiffany露出滿足既笑容。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAoAOG8DkTIO
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「明左咩呀?」Tiffany一展笑顏。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAEzeoFadRkI
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「越爛既牌就要越俾心機打,發爛渣係冇用架,多謝你。」我握住左佢既手笑住講道。1257Please respect copyright.PENANANzA51mC5zW
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「唔洗客氣既...記住呀麻雀回巢必有因,唔好爛牌就亂打!」我見到佢既面上添上一層淡淡既嫣紅。1257Please respect copyright.PENANABuKKXgkD34
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「嗯!」我用力點左點頭。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAtzTaMuz7Jx
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接落黎既幾圈——1257Please respect copyright.PENANAUpSAJC2jEn
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「碰!」「多謝表哥,清一色!」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAOaWXHuwQGM
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「自摸!」「么九!」1257Please respect copyright.PENANATlMSWnxZMn
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「唉呀~」「多謝阿樂同Kitty,居然係大三元!」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAVWm1hjR66X
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「嘩!」「我第一次做到字一色咋!」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAUC138ojEpm
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係接落黎既幾圈,可能係因為放低左包袱,慢慢好轉既心態居然幫到我開始贏!而且仲贏開有條路,係五點半之際成功反勝,最終唔洗輸錢離場,啲劇情仲跨張過賭聖。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9BHT0BGaX
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而係婆婆叫定大家執野之時,我手頭上已經袋左唔少來自三位好親友既進供。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAhZEJigHPW1
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「得左喇!!!媽,我得左喇!!!」我興奮到係唔覺意之間居然真係轉身抱左抱Tiffany,然後先記起佢做既ptgf係唔包呢種太親密既接觸。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAGJK4cjdR1x
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但係佢好似冇左回事咁,好開心咁笑住同我講:「記住呀,人品好、牌品自然好!」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAkbvhNCSIJc
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「嗯。」正當我地兩個人因為勝利而對望時,有少少花火要刷出之際,突然一陣叫聲破壞左成個氣氛。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA1fF9B3SNRX
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「仔,叫我咩事?」媽子大叫。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAWBbiNI5y3g
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「冇...冇事呀!唔係叫你!」真係柒到唔敢睇。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAlB90L6bcf5
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「哈哈。」Tiffany掩咀一笑,我望住佢呢個表情,突然覺得佢有一種形容唔出既可愛。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAAFJbXMqae9
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「咩呀,眼甘甘咁望住我?」Tiffany側側頭望住我。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA6OcLXYN9I8
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「冇呀...冇呀!唉,執野執野!出去食晚飯!」我轉身唔敢再望住佢,然後開始幫手收好野,準備同大家出門。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAdZ4VD1LJka
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「多謝你。」我向Tiffany講道。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA3MJxqlzYUM
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「小意思姐,打牌呢啲野!輕鬆既~請我食糖水呀!」佢笑住應道。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA1inton9n2Y
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「得!」1257Please respect copyright.PENANAwziVu2qy4L
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其實我唔係多謝你呢樣野,小雅。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAzeDlnB1NP6
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唔係多謝你教識我打牌贏錢。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAUwurVS1vaz
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我係感謝緊你又教識我一樣道理。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAmFecGs00v8
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明明只係萍水相逢既人,但係係你身上我已經學左唔少野。1257Please respect copyright.PENANA0MEDAbOXBa
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勇於企出黎面對惡勢力、就算再困難都要堅持落去。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAULM6KaMghb
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如果我唔係經過ptgf呢個途徑認識到你,或者我真係會鍾意呢個咁樣既女仔都唔頂。1257Please respect copyright.PENANAOWf88fYNCG