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「阿仔，有咩唔怕同我地講？其實男女朋友之間嘈交呢就好正常嘅，正所謂床頭打交床尾和呀嘛。」老豆苦口婆心咁樣講道。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwb6Vtayil
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Tiffany今日穿著同尋日都有好大嘅唔同，雖然依舊都係行清純路條，今日嘅佢經過俾多分心機落去打扮，著嘅係一條連身裙，令到佢嘅青春活力上再加添一份成熟。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPa4rtT03gy
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我內心滿足一笑，只要佢心入面有記得過我呢個人，其實都已經足夠喇。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoAJGn4Kvw
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「行喇，搵食野喇，唔係有排你捱到夜晚餓死你呀！一陣三點仲要上去拜年！」Tiffany好似比起我仲要心急，拖住我嘅手就向住通往般咸道嘅路出發。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0Jhq4VmOl
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「等我帶路喇，帶你去試下美國佬啲高級甜品喇！」我牽住Tiffany柔軟嘅小手，兩個人往住C出口移動過去。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUImnTsEyPg
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「係呀，老麥緊係美國佬野，你見唔到麥當勞叔叔幾白呀？正宗白人。」我拖住佢行入左般咸道間老麥，以前都食得唔少。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FSD8SjOc4
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「真係得你咁諗到咁講！仲等我真係有幾分期待有甜品食。」Tiffany呻道，但其實我見唔到佢眼神中有咩不滿，仲有幾分笑意。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi63dj3IgQN
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佢好似仲係到猶豫緊到底食唔食好，女人對於甜品嘅個種愛恨交錯，男人係冇咁易會明白到。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKq0sZ4VsrN
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「咁我都有上forum架嘛。」Tiffany抬高個頭，好似一隻驕傲嘅天鵝咁樣，等緊我去讚佢叻女。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhWSmgmeKm
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就係咁，我買左個板燒雞腿bell chan同埋黑旋風，然後同Tiffany兩個人係老麥享用完呢個簡單嘅午飯就出發去阿姨屋企。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPVFcBFeTk
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呢一餐夾埋唔洗四十蚊嘅lunch卻係我新年後暫時食得最開心嘅一餐飯，可能每一個男人其實成世人都只係搵緊一個肯陪佢挨老麥嘅女人。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgxCsLQvfu
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而明明地上都已經俾人拖到立立炅識反光，但清潔姐姐仲係到瘋狂咁樣來回踱步，每個住客訪客一行入去，佢就已經上前再拖兩拖，要確保地面無任何嘅污漬，做到一絲不苟。728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUEdPqD6ON
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但係對於阿均呢啲只會玩大作嘅男人，呢到根本就唔會有咩啱大家一齊玩嘅遊戲呀．．．728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcDx8RmN4a
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