咔——897Please respect copyright.PENANA0W4lbB0hX0
897Please respect copyright.PENANAGpILntpfPp
推門入到屋,我見到媽子同埋老豆兩個人已經沖好哂涼,換哂睡衣咁坐左係廳到。897Please respect copyright.PENANAn9Yf1wQL8x
897Please respect copyright.PENANA2P1gUsWLKk
媽子係到食住花生睇緊劇,而老豆則係拎住伊坂幸太郎本死神的精確度睇緊。897Please respect copyright.PENANA97alxaN4Tt
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見到我推門而入,兩老都露出左困惑嘅表情。897Please respect copyright.PENANA7mwFXWcZjO
897Please respect copyright.PENANAqPowwC1DBh
喂喂喂,應該疑惑嘅應該係我先岩呀?897Please respect copyright.PENANAaGLiOhouIj
897Please respect copyright.PENANAK6ys3LCV6K
「死衰仔,咁快番到黎?你唔係冇送人地番屋企嘛!」未等我出口,媽子直接衝上黎手指篤係我心口。897Please respect copyright.PENANAq2s4aoptud
897Please respect copyright.PENANAM3Ezp8zTZb
大佬,我尾行佢會俾佢當痴漢架!897Please respect copyright.PENANAzNuqwMww0q
897Please respect copyright.PENANAisP7yS8Ii2
我冇辦法同佢解釋我同Tiffany呢種關係,只可以硬食媽子一餐屌鬼,當我見到媽子好似定啲時:「唔係呀,佢屋企個邊唔係咁方便見到我。」897Please respect copyright.PENANAXTbqefKMCp
897Please respect copyright.PENANA0omA6fMEPz
我嘗試解釋道。897Please respect copyright.PENANAyCUMPCPTcg
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媽子好似自己FF左唔少情境,由佢嘅眼神我已經get到佢已經將段戀情諗到去地下情。897Please respect copyright.PENANAVHDVSOgl2C
897Please respect copyright.PENANAXxFz3HGzzd
「咁都可以送到樓下架嘛,死蠢!生到你似你老豆咁一碌木嘅!」媽子埋怨道,同時好似同老豆呻過佢過去時嘅不足之處。897Please respect copyright.PENANA3803Sk6R4x
897Please respect copyright.PENANACT3qnl9dfA
老豆扮聽唔到,繼續埋頭睇書。897Please respect copyright.PENANAkCPDxgM8yf
897Please respect copyright.PENANAUwspHVHTIp
「下次會架喇,你地兩個呢?唔係醉哂架咩?」我反問道。897Please respect copyright.PENANAYQiRut7K84
897Please respect copyright.PENANApdPJDOXnEn
兩位唔係應該醉到仆街,點解而家仲咁精神,點解仲生龍活虎咁係廳到hea緊?897Please respect copyright.PENANAfGfzEwxIgz
897Please respect copyright.PENANAkGTU6Y2CFc
「你呀媽散酒功力勁囉。」媽子面不改色咁尻嗡,睇黎我估得冇錯。897Please respect copyright.PENANA9cgLt7sPYd
897Please respect copyright.PENANA74k2p8OTXx
我轉身望向唔識講大話嘅老豆。897Please respect copyright.PENANAy7KpBFmPi3
897Please respect copyright.PENANAmDFVX9nrH4
「呀仔,新年快樂呀!」老豆突然殺出一句賀年說話。897Please respect copyright.PENANAlYsPsd4xvR
897Please respect copyright.PENANAkiezeguAjI
「老豆,新年快樂...?」我自然反應咁答道。897Please respect copyright.PENANAWRjQY1ki75
897Please respect copyright.PENANA79za5A0swa
「唉~眼訓,入去抖下先~」老豆趁住空隙避開我本來應該要發動嘅反擊,唔等我問出口,直接轉身離開...897Please respect copyright.PENANAgStZ2HH6Qt
897Please respect copyright.PENANAEQFE9jdu5q
「算,我都入房,冇眼睇你!」媽子用孺子不可教嘅表情望住我,搖搖頭就入左房。897Please respect copyright.PENANAicxw9kZeP2
897Please respect copyright.PENANAnFopNbCf72
「...」我一條友俾兩老孤立係廳。897Please respect copyright.PENANA6TMyjNjlBP
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算!沖個涼訓覺,唔理你地。897Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ha8XIIsCd
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我今日真係好開心呀,我諗聽日一定會更加開心嘅姐,係咪呀,哈姆太郎~
咔——897Please respect copyright.PENANA37VTkdiZT6
897Please respect copyright.PENANAwN3Ai6a42W
推門入屋後,細小狹窄嘅劏房已經見到哂所有嘅野,未訓覺嘅媽媽同細自己五年,讀緊中學嘅呀妹正坐左係電視機前。897Please respect copyright.PENANASmrUaUq8tt
897Please respect copyright.PENANAby5JhGM5L3
「家姐,收工番黎喇?新年快樂!」細妹見住我手上高帶住嘅老麥外賣露出滿意笑容。897Please respect copyright.PENANA7KYN7oHOId
897Please respect copyright.PENANARxz8lGxnFw
對於窮苦人家黎講,有時食個快餐都係奢侈嘅享受,細妹一直都想試下Chef lemon嘅手勢好耐。897Please respect copyright.PENANAe7nhuU71VK
897Please respect copyright.PENANA8qwyqWmzqA
「小雅番黎喇...咳——咳———」897Please respect copyright.PENANAMNCiHyV95U
897Please respect copyright.PENANAJUAPfDDhSX
「媽,你咁夜都唔訓,病未好番哂呀?琪琪你又係嘅,唔叫媽咪去休息下!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAojfWnV43Gy
897Please respect copyright.PENANAG1fcflI6E4
「唔係呀,係媽要等埋你番黎先訓嘅!」妹妹琪琪申冤。897Please respect copyright.PENANAx3J1zMhLmG
897Please respect copyright.PENANAsPTKCDCobN
「新年嘛,緊係點都要一家人一齊,本身諗住等你番黎我再煮少少食大家食下。」媽媽答道。897Please respect copyright.PENANA9uEXTRLT3w
897Please respect copyright.PENANAaEzwMKZS6u
「得喇,我去整啲湯圓先,琪琪你留肚呀!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAGxa01cyM5V
897Please respect copyright.PENANAqlX0cmiNoA
「得喇,我多多都食得落!」琪琪應道,的確佢大胃王起黎連自己都會驚。897Please respect copyright.PENANAGauvrxYCPV
897Please respect copyright.PENANAQhHT8PUOyt
而當自己入到嗰個細小到將洗手間同廚房合埋一齊嘅空間內,打開電磁爐準備煮食時,細路琪琪都跟埋入黎。897Please respect copyright.PENANAEP6ysO7ngO
897Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ75EkTj1d
「係喇,家姐你咩事咁開心,番工番到笑笑口都有?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAwVHte3O80Z
897Please respect copyright.PENANAK1jMzideI3
我個樣似好開心咩?897Please respect copyright.PENANAUkm2MYXSO7
897Please respect copyright.PENANA3fyjcGgxkc
「有男朋友喇?」琪琪露出奸笑。897Please respect copyright.PENANAYWvQREjSSc
897Please respect copyright.PENANATFBPVz8JiK
「你再講呢,唔同你買新衫架喇!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5rPyhG1k7
897Please respect copyright.PENANAdn32rt05xv
「喂喂喂,唔好呀!」一聽到可以有新衫,唔需要再著家姐嘅二手衫,琪琪即刻敗退。897Please respect copyright.PENANAQfeSeGw1Xe
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但係見到家姐滿臉春光,琪琪終究忍唔住好奇心。897Please respect copyright.PENANAYDuQF6NjfW
897Please respect copyright.PENANATKVIu9UC6M
「上次個哥哥?」897Please respect copyright.PENANAClKJX7nYOJ
897Please respect copyright.PENANAgfirhUPa9O
「都話左冇囉!係都唔會係佢!」諗起個一個麻煩嘅人,我嘅內心突然一陣煩燥。897Please respect copyright.PENANAto5kDzlj55
897Please respect copyright.PENANAg15ea280tF
「下,但我覺得佢幾好呀,係喇!下晝佢先黎過探我地!」897Please respect copyright.PENANAVgVbxyPher
897Please respect copyright.PENANAb76eu84olK
聽到呢個消息之後,我嘅身體有住一絲唔明顯嘅顫抖。897Please respect copyright.PENANAXBqQ2rF6XU
897Please respect copyright.PENANA9AcmQuoPPP
越黎越過份喇你...897Please respect copyright.PENANAj3ckoDeCqV
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姓趙嘅。897Please respect copyright.PENANAPU4cfBTnkM
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「都話左佢唔係我男朋友,記住下次唔好再理佢,唔好開門俾佢。」我表情好嚴肅咁講道,我唔容許任何人入侵到我同屋企人嘅生活中。897Please respect copyright.PENANAd6MRxpr63A
897Please respect copyright.PENANAFv0m6rTio5
「哦...」見到我呢個表情,琪琪點點頭,唔敢再多聲氣。897Please respect copyright.PENANA5htRdx3PLl
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沖完涼後我訓左係床上高已經有成廿幾分鐘。897Please respect copyright.PENANAX4PYDiTyXL
897Please respect copyright.PENANAJReoZG42o2
平時一上床就可以訓到死豬咁嘅我,今日居然咁耐都未入到眠。897Please respect copyright.PENANALPBgaiewFV
897Please respect copyright.PENANArGyaNWUv1j
點解呢?897Please respect copyright.PENANAdZTNMyxO5b
897Please respect copyright.PENANAH05jpc6KWr
「咁你當初做乜大學要揀呢科黎讀呢?」897Please respect copyright.PENANA6JSjzECGHP
897Please respect copyright.PENANA7D6Cfjzvfd
「咁你同條咸魚有咩分別呢?」897Please respect copyright.PENANALn6cbtckWX
897Please respect copyright.PENANArEhZoRRsbh
Tiffany嘅話一直係我腦海中回蕩。897Please respect copyright.PENANA7UjsgdKaF4
897Please respect copyright.PENANARJyvmV2aa2
開左床頭燈,我爬番起身坐係書枱前面。897Please respect copyright.PENANAPXrhobSWa8
897Please respect copyright.PENANA7dTKuJLAJx
書枱後嘅牆上,五年前同五年後,差別好大。897Please respect copyright.PENANAx7gIVMS3mg
897Please respect copyright.PENANAxT4GHAZWeR
係最底個一格係我用鎖匙密封左嘅一個細格。897Please respect copyright.PENANAd5mZufZWft
897Please respect copyright.PENANAG4kjRi5Lp9
其實我都知道點解。897Please respect copyright.PENANAA2mi2FWgrp
897Please respect copyright.PENANAaEcNFVFXWI
可惜身為懦夫嘅我,明明知道,但又唔敢再去面對呢個事實咁解。897Please respect copyright.PENANARpg7zjv1Ot
897Please respect copyright.PENANAGbZw2TPSc2
唔知道,你最近過成點呢?
正當我仲沉醉係過去嘅回憶當中,突然手提電話嘅震動將我拉番黎現實。897Please respect copyright.PENANA2TvLo5W2DH
897Please respect copyright.PENANAEyQi9L4j5x
我望一望係ig嘅notification,分身收到一則訊息。897Please respect copyright.PENANAW85PaySQjE
897Please respect copyright.PENANAJHRbn2lEEi
tiffanynoname_214:我番到喇!897Please respect copyright.PENANA4VbSCJMWXO
897Please respect copyright.PENANAeC8zp5p7Jv
nooneremember:乜咁耐嘅?897Please respect copyright.PENANAAcACAEtruW
897Please respect copyright.PENANAmL0vaDyRu4
我比起佢仲要坐多三個站,連我都施施然沖完涼係到休息緊,佢點解而家先番到屋企?897Please respect copyright.PENANAlOWWopo5Nh
897Please respect copyright.PENANArgAxDbc8zf
tiffanynoname_214:岩先番黎整左少少野食再沖個涼,一時間唔記得左要同你報個安全添。897Please respect copyright.PENANAxaDiaAnxcJ
897Please respect copyright.PENANA99CDqUZB3q
Tiffany係對話最後加左個兩手合十嘅抱歉表情。897Please respect copyright.PENANAQEKHIAsHXz
897Please respect copyright.PENANADDiNGdZBOu
nooneremember:唔將我當一回事喇家陣~897Please respect copyright.PENANABFYqXVEUQG
897Please respect copyright.PENANAxMIPzQxjU2
tiffanynoname_214:好多野唔係要靠講架嘛,在心中阿!897Please respect copyright.PENANADwz9HUTTjZ
897Please respect copyright.PENANAo0joyOyT53
nooneremember:我睇怕你係俾食慾控制住思考能力就真,因住食食食,食到變隻豬呀!897Please respect copyright.PENANAUsx2NwZCBP
897Please respect copyright.PENANAgQlFJvDQ1U
我仲要send多張圖俾佢。897Please respect copyright.PENANAa25FTitP6T
897Please respect copyright.PENANAX94pAAeUMO
千與千尋入面最出面個張圖,「不能吃太胖喔,會被殺掉的!」。897Please respect copyright.PENANA2I32t0LAkK
897Please respect copyright.PENANAhHClySF2Bs
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tiffanynoname_214:新年流流,唔準死死聲!897Please respect copyright.PENANARxf5PZeVK3
897Please respect copyright.PENANAtrSDQ752aK
呢個人真係唔識情趣。897Please respect copyright.PENANAFm5iQ5CHWU
897Please respect copyright.PENANAL0CqnyTPp7
tiffanynoname_214:就黎一點架喇,我準備訓喇。897Please respect copyright.PENANAC43dKXgp2b
897Please respect copyright.PENANA9t8JSKJM1u
乜家陣仲有呢啲會一點訓覺嘅大學生架咩,我用望住奇珍異獸嘅眼光望住Tiffany嘅呢條message。897Please respect copyright.PENANAzFbXRPGuoT
897Please respect copyright.PENANAwgGUfHql0g
tiffanynoname_214:拿,唔好太夜訓呀,早睡早起先會身體好架。897Please respect copyright.PENANAXlvnZB11iz
897Please respect copyright.PENANAsYrC8NhdzW
呢個時候,Tiffany好似俾wechat群入面嘅大媽上左身咁,居然同我分析起各種夜訓嘅壞處。897Please respect copyright.PENANA3WhjuAa9D7
897Please respect copyright.PENANA7rXwI0Z3HQ
nooneremember:得喇得喇,知道喇!你眼訓就早啲休息!897Please respect copyright.PENANAAVyejN9ogr
897Please respect copyright.PENANANwuHvNVv65
tiffanynoname_214:咁我真係去訓架喇。897Please respect copyright.PENANAL1KZSgYeOA
897Please respect copyright.PENANAwMgrLlwrdT
nooneremember:得喇,你就黎變做我呀媽架喇!897Please respect copyright.PENANAtkWQZg9o4e
897Please respect copyright.PENANALy4vHrlPEl
雖然Tiffany好噚氣,但其實對於佢嘅關心我一啲都唔反感,仲有啲沾沾自喜。897Please respect copyright.PENANAyIoNLYn7qa
897Please respect copyright.PENANAkk77ZUQjEs
tiffanynoname_214:好似auntie咁都幾好呀,有uncle錫住。897Please respect copyright.PENANA3nTnwqJ1SY
897Please respect copyright.PENANA9O2BrxzT1F
我直接send左個反白眼嘅emoji俾佢。897Please respect copyright.PENANA2GVJRT8HFF
897Please respect copyright.PENANAEibeiROrDh
睇黎佢對於我老豆呢位老婆奴好欣賞咁樣,呢啲女人好恐怖!897Please respect copyright.PENANAubMXBP80B0
897Please respect copyright.PENANAWGkBITeFEc
我同你地講,我呢啲頂天立地嘅男子漢係唔會對女性卑躬屈膝!!!897Please respect copyright.PENANA52iRZU9Wfw
897Please respect copyright.PENANAA7UtBNBTQH
所以我信奉女人唔到八十歲,都唔好俾飽飯食佢地食係岩架,因為俾著佢地有氣有力,真係全世界都係女人話事了。897Please respect copyright.PENANA0oC4JOhUj2
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我鐵骨錚錚畢寄明,係唔會———897Please respect copyright.PENANAflRDez0ROs
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tiffanynoname_214:做乜已讀唔回!897Please respect copyright.PENANA7W9z5teJrW
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nooneremember:係係係~係到。897Please respect copyright.PENANAGjucg54zvz
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nooneremember:晚安喇,我都準備去訓喇。897Please respect copyright.PENANAWWhYGGCQ8T
897Please respect copyright.PENANA8W5RsjMjpq
tiffanynoname_214:嗯,咁先岩架嘛,早抖!897Please respect copyright.PENANAWLBFluUhDy
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nooneremember:早抖喇,快啲休息喇。897Please respect copyright.PENANACYGTrRLT4j
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然後輪到佢嘅已讀,所以話阿,女人就係咁!佢可以做,你唔得。897Please respect copyright.PENANAdZv7WvEy0r
897Please respect copyright.PENANAjNPUcH2T12
我真係唔明老豆點解會由以前一個浪子變而家咁嘅男人。897Please respect copyright.PENANAzk0qHs7Oa0
897Please respect copyright.PENANAdE51ZId7uM
係愛阿?定係責任呢?897Please respect copyright.PENANAtCjDfeUKNx
897Please respect copyright.PENANAt0IieaeWYR
而話要訓嘅我,其實都未可以咁快入到眠,唔知點解個心好似有啲屈住咁,或者起身睇陣劇會好啲。897Please respect copyright.PENANAN26oknIvss
897Please respect copyright.PENANAAXm2oPw9Nz
口頭上係咁講,但其實心入面我並唔係咁諗——897Please respect copyright.PENANAe4jZ5pGi6W
897Please respect copyright.PENANA4IzvOo5p7i
百無聊賴間我居然手賤咁樣又點開左ig。