「好喇，埋位食飯喇。」開心既收禮環節已過，送禮既孫輩都冇一個好似送禮勤咁樣俾人糟質，大家都順順利利咁樣過到一關，唯一可惜左少少既只有Kitty個下畫蛇添足。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpxTqhub6A
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWxo5cuVqA
而對於分位坐呢樣食團年飯其中一樣最重要既事情，當然唔可以馬虎。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzirZuM37R
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizoIaGPZG9
咁多年黎婆婆左右分別係長子大舅一家同埋得到萬千寵愛於一身既媽子，然後再開去就係我地一家拍住阿姨，細舅一家拍住大舅。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNSmJn74dn
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegtgIn5jZv
咁多年黎我隔離坐開既多數會係老豆再加阿均呢個combo，但係今年因為多左兩位新加入既成員同兩張櫈後，係坐位上面已經有左唔細既變動。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyi4FgkZ5b
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLJZ2Sshe3
婆婆最先入座，然後大舅一家、細舅一家同埋阿姨都坐左埋去，阿樂既女朋友Kitty坐左係阿樂同大舅母之間。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfel98QqU4Z
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuCpjU0oUm
而正當我都準備埋位時，媽子突然拉左拉我衫袖，然後笑笑口咁望住婆婆：「媽，不如俾阿雅坐係你隔離？你唔係話想搵佢傾兩句多謝下佢幫左你手咩？」987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebqMmcPWMJ
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0Y1ti02Lr
屌，媽唔好玩呀！987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYwCarciT2
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV394iwlzSf
見住媽子自以為事咁作決定，準備推住Tiffany上婆婆身邊受罪，我立即欺身上前：「一陣食完飯都可以慢慢傾架姐，媽子你咁耐冇同婆婆坐低傾下計，你坐喇！」987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq76AEhUIz
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdXBEoMDAE
「我想見呀婆婆日日都見到喇，人地阿雅難得先黎一次！」媽子問都唔開人地意見就推左仲有啲慌既Tiffany埋婆婆身邊。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5qElbiZdG
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYAKedpsvT
見住媽子好似已經將Tiffany當正我地屋企人，我心入面有少少突兀既感覺。大佬，女朋友都會散喇，更何況人地根本唔係我真女朋友，係我出錢請黎扮架咋！987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6y3OxlGiz
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKuy41MvX1
「你坐埋黎喇妹妹。」婆婆一鎚定音，我都只可以啞子吃黃蓮，係隔住Tiffany幾個身位既位置坐低，冇得同佢係食飯時好好交流下。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LYMY0ZVsW
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LWBM8jqnD
「你叫做阿雅？」婆婆收起身上個陣霸王色既霸氣，露出和藹可親既笑容問道。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuK4erjiMn
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakddUmA3QB
「係阿，我叫做曦雅，晨曦個曦，優雅個雅。」Tiffany自我介紹。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8B12523KVV
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2qpuD80ZZ
「個名幾好聽呀。」婆婆讚道。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsia8XdEdo
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLzyV7zf2P
「幾有詩情畫意！」媽子都點點頭認同。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATEoTTj4K4
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDvm85U0ep
「．．．」望住我老母同我老母個老母兩人係到點評緊我「掛名女友」既名字，我發現原來鍾意一個人，連佢個名都可以讚一輪．．．987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrmqR5T3oz
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzT8cEVTgU
「睇黎呀Tiffany個名咁有意思，又做義工心地善良，一望就知係出身書香世家喇！」細舅母突然又插一咀。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23uCcpl411
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVarXrhFB0y
呢個時候我見到Tiffany既臉色突然變到有啲灰白，佢同我都估唔到居然會有人痴線到第一次見面就要查家宅。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWuCRMTOWL
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeodKfd6aBN
巔峰時期既細舅母真係乜都做得出。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJ20OII1ge
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KLAXYvHjy
我心入面都有淆青，對於Tiffany其實我真係咩都唔知，除左知道佢係大學生之外，基本上佢真實到底係點既人、做過咩、有冇男朋友、屋企人係點，我都一無所知。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9FXonEwyl
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnd4gSK1i3
對於呢一條令到佢hard feeling既題目我好唔鍾意，但同時都有少少期待，希望進一步了解下呢個敢言敢做既女仔到底係咩一個人。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDvN7PFMOb
「唔係既．．．我屋企係普通家庭姐。」諗起屋企，Tiffany好似有少少失落同倦態咁，但都勉強笑住口回應。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yYbEm2E8e
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI4ROpJeUH
對於屋企呢兩個字，佢好似同我有好多唔一樣既體會咁。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK6sUGj7FK
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFfcwDyOgH
「岩既，如果真係咩書香世家，洗鬼去做飲食咩～」阿樂女朋友Kitty自以為細細聲咁講。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYnUyUCY7l
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUuCRraWNS
聽到呢句說話我心底有股無名火，對於Kitty呢種成日睇狗眼看人低既港女，我已經決定要同佢提前三日開開年。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvRhiG7cPZ
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKRHjEcBk2
「做飲食業又點？我女朋友自己搵自己洗，連我俾既錢都唔肯要，唔似得啲人開口埋口就要人照顧佢養佢咁！」我直接大大聲講出口，人地搵交嘈，唔通仲要我要乖乖挨打？987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhATexmF9SC
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4fzE99h5N
一直以黎以好脾氣著稱既我居然會大大聲咁同人有衝撞，令到所有人都有少少驚奇，大舅直接用不滿既眼光怒視阿樂，好似唔滿意個仔居然帶左個咁樣鍾意無事生非既女朋友上黎。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlH9bAT4qEU
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsL8jHWfgO
阿樂見到大舅既視線後直接叫Kitty收聲，呢位唔知自己已經俾大舅係list到踢走、對於做少奶奶仲抱有希望既ig女神就咁耷低頭認衰。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL7ebgVMe3
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXRY2rszHO
「嘩，估唔到你今日會咁。」阿均用住好似望異類既眼神望住我道，而阿茵就直接俾左個like。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4E28qhEUf
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0tEOQhpc6
「阿麗，人地第一次上黎食飯唔好問長問短。」對於孫輩既事，婆婆冇咩理，大舅點教仔婆婆唔會叉一手，但係細舅母呢種唔理人感受既「交尻流」方式著實係令到婆婆唔多鍾意，直接出聲叫停。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygySAoX1RB
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbWd605XvA
「係既媽．．．」細舅母直接死死氣認錯。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1LoDDWIXf
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVYN1a15Jv
「好喇，起筷食野喇，唔係再滾落去啲野淋哂就唔好味架喇！」媽子、阿姨同時出黎幫手定定個場，希望令到而家呢個尷尬氣氛散去。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDRPiWTBX6
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPw8CCUo9J
「嗯，食野。」婆婆講道。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b5Ty0LIJ3
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I9XwFlN4A
而呢個時候我仲未注意到Tiffany望向我既眼神，好似有少少唔同左。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOr4HNtsXR6
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啲人成日講話大學係一個社會既縮影，我覺得又冇錯既，大學好多時會比中學功利左好多，畢竟一班柒撚濛濛既中學雞都開始變做成人，而ocamp可以話係大學既speed dating，而re-u食飯都係必然既一種活動。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPzWrTFLWZ
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkApXSnVRw
好多時一餐簡單既聚飯就可以睇得出大家唔同既大學圈子既地位，同時都可以見到大家未是既影子。大學既世界仔係社會上不可或缺既刷鞋精，學霸係未來指點江山既大老闆，女神就係未來成為大老闆們後背既女人，只有毒撚始終如一，仲係毒撚。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v2xjzUQ3t
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2h4BPYWg5
而食盤菜可以話係家庭ver既re-u，簡簡單單一個盤菜就可以展現出每個人係家族入面既地位，家族既金字塔完美咁呈現係我地現前。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqfv4MCR1G
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89Gp912jZY
見住立於家族最頂點既婆婆夾左兩隻鮑魚，分別放左係大舅同姨丈個碗到，我地就可以知道呢兩位人係僅次於婆婆既話事人，畢竟兩位都係而家成屋最搵到錢既人，係社會上都有番少少地位。雖然係婆婆面前兩個人都好內斂，但係出面人地稱呼開佢地都係乜總物總，一個係開公司做大判頭、一個就係大陸搞廠搞到風山水起，兩個人既成就使到佢地地位最高。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO2dvc3vEc
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1Zq8yYGSx
而接落黎第二層就係同輩既老豆、大舅母同細舅，呢一層係中流支柱，支撐住每個家庭既重要人物。老豆好辛苦咁頂起我地頭家；大舅母平時除左幫大舅打點頭家，仲要幫手管下公司既事。不過其實細舅父單單係頂住細舅母呢隻mean精就已經好值得我地敬佩。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zO957HTOQ
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6zDxooR8SP
而第三層就係負責做家庭主婦既阿姨同細舅母，兩位都係持家有道既女性。阿姨教出左兩個入到港大既仔女，教仔女有一套好方法。而細舅母．．．我就不予置評了。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt5IIjiO2J
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8iaErA0mQ
而第四層就係我地呢班孫輩人物，雖然我、阿均同阿樂都已經二十有幾，但大家係老一輩佢地眼中仲係未大既小朋友，一日成未家立室，都只會係呢一層徘徊。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cVCKwxI9y
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPrReRPTID
咩話，你話點解少左媽子？我老母可以話係規則外既存在，想夾咩就落筷，食飽唔想食就負責係咁夾野俾其他人。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9FVrzzZ5w
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzz24I17ed
大家都唔在意媽子既行為，成個家族同輩入面最落魄既佢，地位反而係最超然，有時我都想知點解會係咁，但一直都冇勇氣問下婆婆，點解佢會咁寵媽子。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0P7WwDY9t
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSW7FagtEn
而今次除左媽子，仲有個超然既人物。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYSK08ofgf
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI6xWXWrNY
婆婆夾完俾兩位對住家族射大水喉既舅父同姨丈之後，夾左舊鮑魚俾tiffany，然後笑住同佢講：「食下飽魚呀，富富貴貴，大吉大利呀。」987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU0pfLt2U4
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyUtALhFCM
然後又係每個長輩碗入面夾左髮菜：「發財發財，新一年呢，你地就搵多啲，不過唔好唔記得屋企人！」987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa4xTp8AXu
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXlvnGB7mM
最後婆婆又夾左堆生菜俾所有人，特別望左望細舅母同埋Kitty講：「食下生菜，記住做人要和和氣氣，唔好成日同人嘈，和氣先生到財。」987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vAiLUBxyI
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcOVSBhe5j
第一輪夾完餸之後，就到自由環節。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmVtQyJyIM
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTBiwXCDqU
而分出家族地位既最大功用係咩？除左係為左定好一開頭起筷順序，仲有一個最重要既原因。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuvIgIHnXr
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4ccH5Mppe
好多人會以為係咪廢事人夾你又夾，冇大冇細呀？987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWi9uoSzQC
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNWM3zUoKn
少年，你太年輕了。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8dsxcgwrb
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlWdjDybIF
錯喇！！！！你地錯撚哂呀！！！！987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOsnr5UUyB
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuR7OyzJZJX
食左咁多年團年飯既人應該都清楚，係最低層既人永遠唔會話冇野食。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxREj4IeheH
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOuog95CGe
佢地只會係好多野食，好多野食，同好多野食呀！！！987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtSDGfivVD
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTdy4IBR2M
「黎，食多隻鮑魚喇，明仔！有益身心！」姨丈對住我笑。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFLKvD4fs9
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGwD00dsFd
我點點頭，食左隻鮑魚。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7wgfmzbLxA
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve3EDpA3hm
「黎，海參都唔錯，阿均、樂仔、明仔，拎隻碗黎！」大舅笑得好瀟灑。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lUBZplW40
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6W8qXpD92
「冇錯喇！後生仔有氣有力，食多啲！」細舅對住我地三個微笑。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmwypGf2d7
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnFVXEba4O
而咁叉大兜盤菜永遠都會有一大堆野剩落黎食唔哂。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZH4yrlMjz
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWguV07S2Z
呢個時候就係我最痛恨中華文化既一瞬間，婆婆會話浪費野食唔吉利，新正頭如果就咁浪費，新一年會冇運好行。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2p6pjf1RF
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16OP4UUU0c
咁剩低既野食會點呢？987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ083YHvjvcJ
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnB9Cf5QA8
你估下啲野食去俾邊呀？987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitJaD9nDFF
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF5Gmd2uK1
俾你估下呀。987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9fkyTDLRa
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZG5wvLfVYC
一、班長輩話飽，俾左我地後生既食987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgwBOrvwmT
987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIw6fhVzOB
二、阿茵因為減肥食唔到，夾左俾我食987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMa6AOg0H3
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三、阿均話根據讀左咁多年書學到既知識話人食八分飽先係最好，夾左俾我食987Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBVlVEJLyS
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