而當我成功令到Tiffany肯笑番之後，原來已經接近大家約定既食飯時間。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yx7l9GYAM
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好快我就收到媽子既wtapps，原來佢同細舅佢地約好左一齊上黎。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspB4I6A66Y
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媽子知道我一直以黎都係作為被攻擊既第一對象，所以每次都會事先同我提醒下個將死之期，令我做定等死既心理準備。而佢每次都係等我食完細舅媽既攻勢後先會幫手硬擋兩野，示意示意俾大家知我係佢親生仔，唔該留番幾分薄面。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj378aeYx2Y
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但係今次我感覺到我唔會再丟老母既架，而家既我有左Tiffany呢位戰力幫手，再加上今年一畢業已經入左大公司番工，無論事業、愛情上都已經做左完美既防招，今次我仲點死呀！1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04kmmNA8Yq
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好快，今日下晝既細boss終於登場。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZahDBASCy3
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細舅父依舊都仲係咁樣斯文有禮，身為家族同輩幼子，最細既佢只有四十出頭，生得青靚白淨，我完全唔知點解當初佢會同細舅母一齊。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaYKfQH5Qb
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粗黑框眼鏡加埋格仔衫，不愧係係職場上打混多年既好漢，盡得it界既精髓，典型it毒撚既造型！1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV20PBVGU1d
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我有時會諗，當初九幾尾年去讀it班人會唔會後悔自己入左呢一個行業，話哂佢地都係當時時代既尖子，全部人本來都係天之驕子，家陣俾人當做負面形容詞咁講，呢一種反差真係唔係人人接受到。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK8A81mbg5
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而係細舅身後既就係奪命雙雄，「心狠口辣」既細舅母同埋擁有「破壞之王」之稱既威仔，望住佢地兩個，今日我並冇怯場。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCKNDEvlsY
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因為渣渣輝教過我，「怯——你就會輸成世」。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL7DEBA6Tz
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我唔知邊到黎既勇氣，問都冇問就拖住tiffany隻手，面迎呢兩位對手。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm7uiqX28Q
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我話俾你聽呀，你今日贏既機會係零呀！！！1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUt8KhoLJVs
「Auntie、uncle，你地好呀，我係明仔女朋友，叫我阿雅就得。」對住我既父母，Tiffany係自我介紹時連響朵都響左個特別親切既名出黎。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpybJfKkuK
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我向tiffany簡單咁講左講邊兩位係我父母後，佢一臉嬌羞咁同我父母打左打招呼：「Auntie、uncle，你地好呀，我係明仔女朋友，叫我阿雅就得。」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapXSStcXHF
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對住我既父母，Tiffany係自我介紹時連響朵都響左個特別親切既名出黎，然後又縮係我身邊。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaH3fiPCZ2
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未理神色錯愕既老豆同媽子，我踏前兩步，好似人地習武之人咁擺好架子勢，隱隱將個身軀擋係Tiffany身前：「細舅父、細舅母、威仔，早晨呀！」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJJKmVfetQ
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「仲早咩晨呀，家陣都已經成十二點喇。」年紀細細既威仔唔按套路出招，打個招呼都要反手笑我一句。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdxIi1aaRj
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開門已經輸個勢，可惡！只可以怪自己太大意，居然冇留意到個時間。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxjMJSJJE3
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「衰仔呀～人地明哥哥同我地打招呼係要份心意，你有禮貌啲得唔得！」細舅母輕拍威仔個頭，如果唔知道佢底子既人，一定會以為佢係個家教好好既老母。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvnje2VCbW
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「唉喲，睇下睇下，明仔今日居然帶左女朋友仔上黎呀？點稱呼呀？」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMQfX4DkIf
1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJpYHpKUYW
「我叫Tiffany呀。」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1LPAjkrJB
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「哦～Tiffany呀，我地明仔平時好少有機會同女仔接觸架啵，你地係點認識架？」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6S9aTV039
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果然，如我所料，細舅母使用既係最為常見既開門見山式，直接問長問短，但求係對話中搵出可以恥笑到我既地方。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnof7dSfDFP
1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn6BN0Rdfo
「哦，我同明仔係係之前一次義工活動到認識。」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnhQg4JEtO
1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKcW9bWCqM
「義工活動，乜明仔你有參加開咁既野咩，我記得之前我地行街你見到啲人叫你買旗你都唔買架啵？」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIao8aukgF
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俾細舅母拎番冇耐之前既頑劣行為出黎講，我深知不秒，佢手上高把握住太多我既黑歷史！1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcymGQjWdsm
1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0EjgDF1dl
「咁月會圓，人會大架嘛，其實明仔佢唔買旗都有自己原因。」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGhiExGYUi
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Tiffany？你做乜衝出黎幫我擋槍咁偉大？1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8cdS2PUGt
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「其實而家市面上有好多假賣旗既冒認團體，佢地會借賣旗呢種咁有意義既活動黎呃錢，利用大家既善心！其實每次買旗前最緊要要望清楚個組織機構先，如果係大型機構，好似樂施會、東華三院、明愛或者愛護動物協會咁都係比較有保證架。明仔唔買既話好有理由係因為個啲組織佢聽都未聽過，驚冇保障，係唔係呀？」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagWk8RaPP8
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「係呀係呀！」我見到Tiffany一輪咀幫自己解釋，心底有講唔出既謝意，然後死狗咁不停點頭。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJSkODexNX
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「岩呀，我個衰仔其實幾好心地架，佢細細個見到呀婆乞錢冇飯食，會同我話拎利是錢買飯盒俾婆婆得唔得架，雖則佢肥斯大隻又唔靚仔，但勝在心地好呀！」媽子好少有咁衝出黎幫我撐場，然後好滿意咁望住Tiffany。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6wATmf4ws
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而我反而係紅都面哂，細細個做完善事要四圍講，自以為咁樣好型好有善心。而家睇番其實成個行為根本都無補於事，因為我咁樣做其實係幫唔到個班人啲咩，純水好似係到滿足自己虛榮感。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UlyRaj74U
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「係呀～明仔都幾乖幾有心架，咁你地兩個幾時開始拍拖架？」見到我成功招架下第一次攻勢，細舅母唔打算就咁放過我，再次問道。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsx6VIg8vo
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「我地半個月前先一齊咋嘛。」我搶係Tiffany作答前報數，呢啲咁直黎直去既題目好似冇咩特別意思。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFLOJvNpUS
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「一齊左半個月呀．．．咁快就帶女朋友黎見屋企人見親戚？」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQw7Mq3D2Da
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嘩屌！估唔到一條平平無奇既題目居然都可以暗藏殺機。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8hb4RRZDY
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只見本來已經同我拖實手仔既Tiffany呢個時候再將個身靠落我到，唔覺意間我隻手臂好似感受到一團柔軟正靠住我。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9WnkRc6Xl
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只見Tiffany兩隻眼正視住細舅母，無任何閃縮，然後望一望我，好似示意我做啲事。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfZ0T7xFXV
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冇錯。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsRv8qDiRk
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「其實我唔覺有咩問題呀，我覺得佢係我真心相愛既人，對我黎講好重要既人，所以先想將佢介紹俾咁多位屋企人。」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjfv1rCSYx
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完美！！！1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlZDpoOKwt
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我既答案真係無得反擊，我就好似三哥抽左四條煙咁。1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZARVOmnfW
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「愛情既份量，並唔係用時間作單位去衡量——」1538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cSKNtpqYm
