而當我成功令到Tiffany肯笑番之後,原來已經接近大家約定既食飯時間。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAtfaX0WgggR
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好快我就收到媽子既wtapps,原來佢同細舅佢地約好左一齊上黎。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAWUvOzrcrhV
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媽子知道我一直以黎都係作為被攻擊既第一對象,所以每次都會事先同我提醒下個將死之期,令我做定等死既心理準備。而佢每次都係等我食完細舅媽既攻勢後先會幫手硬擋兩野,示意示意俾大家知我係佢親生仔,唔該留番幾分薄面。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAEiNuKQ4Aw2
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但係今次我感覺到我唔會再丟老母既架,而家既我有左Tiffany呢位戰力幫手,再加上今年一畢業已經入左大公司番工,無論事業、愛情上都已經做左完美既防招,今次我仲點死呀!1536Please respect copyright.PENANAyyv1y74MVR
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好快,今日下晝既細boss終於登場。1536Please respect copyright.PENANASx1VKDMUPr
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細舅父依舊都仲係咁樣斯文有禮,身為家族同輩幼子,最細既佢只有四十出頭,生得青靚白淨,我完全唔知點解當初佢會同細舅母一齊。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAjokntgedRo
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粗黑框眼鏡加埋格仔衫,不愧係係職場上打混多年既好漢,盡得it界既精髓,典型it毒撚既造型!1536Please respect copyright.PENANAYSIw5guD1t
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我有時會諗,當初九幾尾年去讀it班人會唔會後悔自己入左呢一個行業,話哂佢地都係當時時代既尖子,全部人本來都係天之驕子,家陣俾人當做負面形容詞咁講,呢一種反差真係唔係人人接受到。1536Please respect copyright.PENANA4SP9SHeXLP
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而係細舅身後既就係奪命雙雄,「心狠口辣」既細舅母同埋擁有「破壞之王」之稱既威仔,望住佢地兩個,今日我並冇怯場。1536Please respect copyright.PENANANvrSvAJbfQ
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因為渣渣輝教過我,「怯——你就會輸成世」。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAomEZEje0oC
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我唔知邊到黎既勇氣,問都冇問就拖住tiffany隻手,面迎呢兩位對手。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAO4sWdtTIDR
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我話俾你聽呀,你今日贏既機會係零呀!!!1536Please respect copyright.PENANAB9Z3bHPOvv
「Auntie、uncle,你地好呀,我係明仔女朋友,叫我阿雅就得。」對住我既父母,Tiffany係自我介紹時連響朵都響左個特別親切既名出黎。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAjaU9x2mtpL
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我向tiffany簡單咁講左講邊兩位係我父母後,佢一臉嬌羞咁同我父母打左打招呼:「Auntie、uncle,你地好呀,我係明仔女朋友,叫我阿雅就得。」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAgn3XI2KC1J
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對住我既父母,Tiffany係自我介紹時連響朵都響左個特別親切既名出黎,然後又縮係我身邊。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAoonStxC6oN
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未理神色錯愕既老豆同媽子,我踏前兩步,好似人地習武之人咁擺好架子勢,隱隱將個身軀擋係Tiffany身前:「細舅父、細舅母、威仔,早晨呀!」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAd3MivMedKk
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「仲早咩晨呀,家陣都已經成十二點喇。」年紀細細既威仔唔按套路出招,打個招呼都要反手笑我一句。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAqS5jI6ZNbQ
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開門已經輸個勢,可惡!只可以怪自己太大意,居然冇留意到個時間。1536Please respect copyright.PENANA1lbJI0woZN
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「衰仔呀~人地明哥哥同我地打招呼係要份心意,你有禮貌啲得唔得!」細舅母輕拍威仔個頭,如果唔知道佢底子既人,一定會以為佢係個家教好好既老母。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAcY1TmkpkeT
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「唉喲,睇下睇下,明仔今日居然帶左女朋友仔上黎呀?點稱呼呀?」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAPwbI8PPtPC
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「我叫Tiffany呀。」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAghM1figwyo
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「哦~Tiffany呀,我地明仔平時好少有機會同女仔接觸架啵,你地係點認識架?」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAx1kE5tpUSI
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果然,如我所料,細舅母使用既係最為常見既開門見山式,直接問長問短,但求係對話中搵出可以恥笑到我既地方。1536Please respect copyright.PENANATK7p0ODJcn
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「哦,我同明仔係係之前一次義工活動到認識。」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAYMq5UG74VG
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「義工活動,乜明仔你有參加開咁既野咩,我記得之前我地行街你見到啲人叫你買旗你都唔買架啵?」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAIhd5ZD7Xqg
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俾細舅母拎番冇耐之前既頑劣行為出黎講,我深知不秒,佢手上高把握住太多我既黑歷史!1536Please respect copyright.PENANAZjN2MGVTPT
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「咁月會圓,人會大架嘛,其實明仔佢唔買旗都有自己原因。」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAq9lSLxrioj
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Tiffany?你做乜衝出黎幫我擋槍咁偉大?1536Please respect copyright.PENANAK9wFiWg3Ej
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「其實而家市面上有好多假賣旗既冒認團體,佢地會借賣旗呢種咁有意義既活動黎呃錢,利用大家既善心!其實每次買旗前最緊要要望清楚個組織機構先,如果係大型機構,好似樂施會、東華三院、明愛或者愛護動物協會咁都係比較有保證架。明仔唔買既話好有理由係因為個啲組織佢聽都未聽過,驚冇保障,係唔係呀?」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAGkEfj867y0
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「係呀係呀!」我見到Tiffany一輪咀幫自己解釋,心底有講唔出既謝意,然後死狗咁不停點頭。1536Please respect copyright.PENANA8f4Bfjr7PI
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「岩呀,我個衰仔其實幾好心地架,佢細細個見到呀婆乞錢冇飯食,會同我話拎利是錢買飯盒俾婆婆得唔得架,雖則佢肥斯大隻又唔靚仔,但勝在心地好呀!」媽子好少有咁衝出黎幫我撐場,然後好滿意咁望住Tiffany。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAqlRrgTMgjX
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而我反而係紅都面哂,細細個做完善事要四圍講,自以為咁樣好型好有善心。而家睇番其實成個行為根本都無補於事,因為我咁樣做其實係幫唔到個班人啲咩,純水好似係到滿足自己虛榮感。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAeuVb3ivKN3
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「係呀~明仔都幾乖幾有心架,咁你地兩個幾時開始拍拖架?」見到我成功招架下第一次攻勢,細舅母唔打算就咁放過我,再次問道。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAVQQDaGbDk5
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「我地半個月前先一齊咋嘛。」我搶係Tiffany作答前報數,呢啲咁直黎直去既題目好似冇咩特別意思。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAjiAU918Qvx
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「一齊左半個月呀...咁快就帶女朋友黎見屋企人見親戚?」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAGp42ooip2H
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嘩屌!估唔到一條平平無奇既題目居然都可以暗藏殺機。1536Please respect copyright.PENANA4pLUJWRukU
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只見本來已經同我拖實手仔既Tiffany呢個時候再將個身靠落我到,唔覺意間我隻手臂好似感受到一團柔軟正靠住我。1536Please respect copyright.PENANABb0SOYHmcu
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只見Tiffany兩隻眼正視住細舅母,無任何閃縮,然後望一望我,好似示意我做啲事。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAq3PIlZ2a0s
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冇錯。1536Please respect copyright.PENANAFKaW82oDXE
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「其實我唔覺有咩問題呀,我覺得佢係我真心相愛既人,對我黎講好重要既人,所以先想將佢介紹俾咁多位屋企人。」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAJUXfWmEXHB
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完美!!!1536Please respect copyright.PENANAZzlhEeuSLU
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我既答案真係無得反擊,我就好似三哥抽左四條煙咁。1536Please respect copyright.PENANA32YDAUjcRj
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「愛情既份量,並唔係用時間作單位去衡量——」1536Please respect copyright.PENANAdjQ5sw10rv