我突然諗起尋日果兩張紙,我就不斷搵,搵左好耐,都係無,估計已經唔見左。
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算啦,好彩我仲記得果個whatsapp號碼"&##&",我就加左佢,仲可以whatsapp。
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哇,個號碼入到既,咩料呀,我就即刻whatsapp佢。
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我:你好
&##&:你好,有咩幫到你
我:我想問下依家發生緊咩事?
&##&:你依家想知啲咩野?
我:我電話有個女友1號同女友2號係咩事?
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等左一陣,佢好似無回覆,我就再問。
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我:仲有我前女友個電話唔啱就係咩事?
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等左好耐,從佢個whatsapp頭像右邊可以睇到在線中。
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等到唔耐煩既我,終於唔等,直接開電腦牙都唔鬼刷,諗住打多一頭半個鐘先再算。
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一開電腦第一件事,當然係上skype同fd傾下計交流下啦。
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點撚知一通話,啊強就爆左句粗:「屌你呀?」
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介紹一下啊強先,佢係我中二識既第一個朋友。
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依家都算係老死咁啦,咩都傾一餐,打機一定預埋我,份人幾好架。
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話反轉頭,我心諗咩料,無啦啦比你屌?
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「今日你唔係話約左啊柔架咩?做乜鳩係度skype?」啊強繼續講。
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「下,你up乜鳩?邊撚個叫啊柔呀?」我好無奈。
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我諗左一諗,會唔會係啱啱拍我門果個女仔呢?哦,原來佢叫啊柔。
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啊強好愕然咁話:「你打機打上腦呀?你條女囉,唔好扮哂野喎」
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我心知不妙,講撚錯野,唔撚知點解釋之際.....
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突然whatsapp有人搵我,我仲以為係果個乜撚&##&答我野。
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「等等我,我好快返黎。」我同啊強講。
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之後就立刻用9秒9飛去個電話度。
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一睇發現係女友2號whatsapp搵我......
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女友2號:你見點呀?
女友2號:不如我上黎睇下你呀?
我:唔洗啦,休息一日無野。
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屌你,仲以為係&##&,原來係第二個女友搵我,我當然就9秒9回佢阻住佢上黎啦。
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我諗諗下覺得唔對路,我唔係同啊柔講唔舒服架咩?你又知?
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唔通啊柔同呢個女友2號講左?唔對路喎。
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姐係我同啊柔一齊,個女友2號係唔知既,而我同女友2號一齊都係一樣,啊柔都係唔知既。
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同時之間﹐啊柔同女友2號都係識既。
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諗到呢度就更加唔明,咁點解啊柔要同呢個女友2號講呀,明明係我同啊柔既事?
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我諗極都諗唔通,突然又有一個whatsapp,係女友2號搵我。
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女友2號:我到左你樓下啦!
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我一睇到呢句,心入面「頂」左一聲。
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依家係唔係玩撚我呀,我咩都未搞清件事就一個個上黎。
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之後我正想回女友2號叫佢唔好上黎住既時候,個&##&回覆左我。
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我當然即刻開黎睇....
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&##&:你有兩個女友,而且雙方女友都知,佢地都唔介意你有第二個,白滑皮膚果個叫啊柔,身材好好果個叫啊情。
&##&:你今日係約左啊柔去睇戲食飯,你推左佢,佢以為你想見啊情先同佢講,
&##&:仲有你之前個女友已經唔係呢度,從來都係你幻想出黎,唔係真,係你發夢諗出黎,你忘記佢啦。
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我望住個電話,係度諗,會唔會係咁呀?
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姐係話我一直都係訓緊教,之前所有野都係發夢?
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但係點解會咁真?真到好似尋日仲係另一個世界咁。
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仲有呀,呢個電話號碼係畸怪,點睇都似依家發夢多啲囉。
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突然我從耳機入面聽到啊強個傻的嗎係度講野。
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「喂,依家係唔係玩架,又要call我,call完又話等等,玩鳩我姐,係玩就開無主之地啦。」
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「sor呀,啊情話搵我,唔撚得閒打機住。」我即刻帶上耳機,秒回啊強。
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「唉,你就好啦,有兩個咁好既女朋友,我諗我呢世做毒撚,無人要架啦。」啊強發出無比既杯具聲,好似係度葡萄我咁。
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「唔撚抵得我呀?唔講依啲野住先,啊情上黎啦,下次再講啦,拜拜。」
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我準備收線既時候....
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「喂,我打後3日都得閒,唔洗返工架,有咩skype我啦,拜拜。」
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我神速答佢:「哦。」結果最後係佢cut左線先,都唔知啊強聽唔聽到我答佢。
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之後我就諗諗,仆街,大撚獲,牙都未刷,點見人呀。
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我就9衝去廁所,正當想攞杯,門口出面已經出現「啪!啪!啪!啪!」既聲音。
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唔撚係呀,咁快?早知回佢whatsapp先啦,叫佢唔好咁快上黎住嘛,我唯有開左門先算。
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我開門之後,見到一個樣都幾靚女,白白地皮膚,個胸應該有d cup,應該三圍係36 24 36既身材既女仔。
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我諗我眼前呢個女仔就係啊情,我當時扯撚哂旗。
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狗公上身咁,上下打量下啊情,真係好撚索。如果有得比我屌就好啦。
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法官大人,我屌呀。
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啊情睇到我咁撚狗公,一句車埋黎。
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「屌,平時睇唔夠咩,比你搞埋好冇?」
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「好呀!!」當時既我已經無哂理智,流撚哂口水咁話。
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仆街,做乜鳩呀我,要冷靜啲先,唔好咁狗公。
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我就即刻燈左一聲。
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「呀....唔係,係覺得你今日特別靚姐」我笑笑口講。
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「開門啦,口花花咁。」佢有少少紅面同怕羞。
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「唔係嘞,我平時都係咁。」我就一路開個岸鳩死人鐵閘。
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佢一聽完呢句個樣變撚哂,我心諗咩事呀?我做錯野?
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「你熱氣定無刷牙呀,個口咁臭既?」啊情揞住口。
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之後佢望下我個死人樣就話:「你啱啱起身呀?快啲刷牙啦,個口好臭呀。」
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我就衝左入廁所,企左一陣,諗左一個計劃....
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既然佢係我女朋友,咁我咁做都唔係好過份姐。
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當時我產生邪念,或者我真係無見過咁正既女仔。
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突然衝左出黎,睇到閂住閘既啊情。
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啊情令左轉頭,望住我講:「你唔係去刷牙咩?」
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我就將計行事,走到佢面前,咩都無講。
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我將塊面不斷移向啊情塊面到,佢好似知我想點,就嘴左埋去我左邊面到。
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我當時心諗,yes!!我個計劃成功了,仲要係pad好撚慢既超成功既感覺。
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嘴完之後,佢就話:「好嘞,去刷牙啦。」
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我當時個樣爽到,好似上左天國咁,第一次比靚女嘴。
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之後我就好似低b仔就跳下跳下果種細佬仔先做既野咁樣比左去刷牙。
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我刷完牙之後,望住啊情佢坐左係個梳發度禁電話。
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佢一見到我就停左手,望往我。
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我不禁有啲難過情,所以唔咁直接望住佢。
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我係度諗,唔會掛,佢真係我條女?會唔會咁索呀。
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一個咁索既女仔,點解會揀我做佢男朋友?仲要同其他人分男朋友呢?
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