當我醒左之後，我起身想拎副眼鏡，準備打機既時候....
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我睇到電腦枱上有一抽鎖匙同一張摺左既紙。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLGacBRL2H
係喎佢有我屋企鎖匙，所以佢返過黎，我隱隱約約同睇到張紙有d字痕。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6S5DOu28d
我一睇到，笑左一笑，因為係我之前條女既字蹟。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXarfzpv5s
因為佢寫字係好大力，大力到係紙背係摸到凹凹凸凸，所以我翻開黎睇。
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係呢一年來，我過得好開心
因為有你既包容同照顧
我就算錯你都幫我
我真係覺得好幸福
你尋晚講果返說話
其實我一早感覺到
不過係我唔面對現實姐
我已經放低左你抽鎖匙做電腦枱到
我以後都唔會煩你架啦
你要照顧自己呀
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我再摸一摸張紙，點解咁厚既？發現原來有兩張。
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557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXTp0W6kAy
仲有我諗你以後都唔會見到我
因為你之後口遇到五個口口你口口口
口口同時口口中口口
希望你口口口咁樣既生活啦
當你遇口口口口或者有野想問既話
可以喺whatsapp加&##&電話號碼
佢會幫到你。
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557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlIyAZ25AG
我心諗，屌你，第二張紙d字化撚哂點睇。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADULjL49A5
仲有你當我唔識野，邊有人個電話係符號，明玩鳩我姐。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTawNY6zmIq
不過我知道化左既字其實係佢喊緊滴落去而化左既。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWEVxcv0Bo
但係點解前面張紙d字又唔化開，後面張紙d字化到仆街？仲有點解會講d咁既野？
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKF68Yos5h
真係唔明，所以無理到，而且佢既野已經唔關我野，所以我求求其其放埋左一邊。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPpocrvBwe
「好野!可以打機打成日啦。」我講。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEedUWrOUF
今日我真好爽，因為唔洗陪女，可以將所有時間放哂去打機到。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCEYnrDx6b
你會諗我唔撚洗返學架？我都講左我收左皮，retake嘛。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIvPVTASdA
得返一兩科要返，一個星期返2同4。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ472EbPIk79
姐係返一日，放一日，返一日，放四日，不斷咁loop，所以我好撚得閒。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKIbTkt0vQ
但係我當然無咁hea啦，只係我搵唔到工姐，所以先咁得閒。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1NYCWDoG9
今日真係好爽，起身打機到訓教，唔計食飯沖涼同大小便，又無人whatsapp我。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOrN6ybtdD
所以成日都只係搵朋友陪我打機，我終於得到解脫啦。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuW8INtOGSf
佢地都問我唔洗陪女咩，我都唔知答咩好，唯有答佢唔得閒。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZTsbSJx3N
當我打到攰啦，丁都打埋，想訓既時候，我忽然諗起佢......
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY6vUW02Rz
係無錯，就係我前女友，諗緊佢係度做咩。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAxWp4Vj0T
所以就打開電話，睇下佢有冇上whatsapp......
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQhhKUAA3q
一打開whatsapp，嘴到o撚埋，點解搵極都無佢既whatsapp。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvQGYhWpku
我心諗，會唔會係佢黎我屋企順手清我whatsapp，所以無哂我同佢既對話。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ELkbYmMW7
不過我仲記得佢電話，所以加返佢，改名改做"前女友"，之後我去左訓教。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqL2KNrxXl
到第二日，我一起身就諗起今日係星期一。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33gQX8WymL
姐係天日就要開始返學啦，所以今日係我四日連假既最後一日。
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之後我就拎一拎電話睇下幾點既時候，發現左啲驚撚死我既事件.......
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuuY1jXbCF
一開電話螢幕，密碼都未畫就見到有三個未接來電。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyY0R9pWuT
下，我心諗，會唔會係我前女友呢？
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJRJOY2DVg
應該唔會掛，前日聽完我講既野，攤哂牌都仲可以打比我？
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唔通佢有野係我度？所以打黎係為左拎返？
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvITER2CoaB
我一睇之下發現未接來電係一個叫做"女友1號"既人
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHEqOFH0V0
打左比我兩次，而且又有個叫做"女友2號"既人打左比我一次。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpU3sZSRYj
下!!咩料，我邊度黎兩個女友呀？
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0mvSSy2UU
我諗左一諗，明明尋晚無見過有啲咁既名係度架，係唔係部電話出現問題呀？
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlYGpRb2gt
係我諗爆頭之際，突然有人拍門"啪!啪!啪!"我心諗，又乜水呀？
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89ZqfcFlNS
「喂，呀龍呀，你訓醒未呀，係我呀。」從門外面傳入一把好甜既女人聲。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbKwlDPjbc
下，你乜水呀，聽把聲我完全唔識你喎，但係你又叫到我個名。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rtw8Fu6LN
我個心越黎越亂，不過唔理佢，開左門先算。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6E5vhDtlJ
一開門，有一個長髮，皮膚白滑，眼大大既女仔企係我面前。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07QxITJDmL
佢望左一望，然後扁一扁嘴就同我講:「你做咩企左係度閘都唔開呀?」
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsm3ZZefmGt
佢望住我仲係企左係度，就再講:「啊龍，啊龍呀，你無野呀嘛?」
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「hi，小姐，有咩幫到你?」我回一回神先發現講錯野。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYBTvJrUCU
我第一次同仙女講野.....呀唔係，係靚女講野先啱。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PWTgebsuc
所以我超緊張，個心呯呯咁跳，跳到諗唔到野。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3aZTle6khU
咩事呀？無啦啦有個靚女搵我，好唔對路，我又未見過你，唔通我比fd玩?
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB25eTCdjc
「咪玩啦，係我呀!今朝打左比你兩次啦，你又唔聽，又話約我出去，依家又要人等你，仲要上埋你屋企搵你，你係唔係想約我架?」個靚女笑住講。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO9e4DUKtM
下!女友1號就係你？咩事？搞咩？一下子搞到我連我自己係邊個都唔知。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNEJwogTUz
於是我好聰明咁諗到啲大台劇情，就作左個大話，打算打發佢走，
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsidOFIlolJ
一黎如果比人玩，我唔會咁柒，二黎係真既，我都有自己時間去睇下發現咩事。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAPzqSfukN
我開始做戲......
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHRqd9lcz3
「我有啲唔舒服，都係唔去啦，喀!喀!」仲要扮埋聲，今次視帝仲唔係我?
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3kJMFkUuW
佢睇到我好似扮哂野，所以佢個樣都好似唔開心咁，
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kLu4ibBSW
但係好似知我想自己一個人咁，佢個樣就扮無野咁。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2LkbgZfO6
「係呀，咁好啦，你休息多啲啦喎，等你好返再約我去啦!」佢就話。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOhv0DUqbg
「咁等我好返就去啦！」我就鬆左一口氣。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyWbb5DfMw
「好啦，咁我走啦，你小心身體呀，拜拜!」佢對住我揮手，就走左。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEW8uYEEYu
佢一走我就閂左棟門，我就諗唔撚係路呀，咩事!!!
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMro27Fi8Z
當我想組織一下發生咩事就諗起我前女友寫既果張紙講既野，
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu54VlGBAYX
所以我好奇拎起電話，禁一禁"前女友"，真接打電話去問佢。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KFVsZCA7n
一打之下，我即刻就"喂"左一聲，聽既人竟然係一個講強國語既女人。
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「喂，你是誰?(國語)」個女人就話。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o9UbSGQmZ
屌你呀，我識一國語言渣，咪撚玩我啦。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxz1uxcw1g
我就豁..豁出去用左啲超爛強國語咁講:「你好，不該將個手機給機主聽吧，不該哂。」
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6MBeT9DEw
佢好似聽得明，但係笑左幾聲。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDhDLvXtev
個女人就用唔咸唔淡既廣東話講:「部手機係我架，我就係機主呀！搵我有事？」
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc6LlL3f6W
唔係呀，咁奇怪，個電話號碼都記左兩年有多，唔會有錯架喎。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1CGaloiCV
我就同個強國女人講:「唔好介意，打錯，拜拜。」講完呢句，佢就收鳩左我線。
557Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqMsueq72S
我再望望個號碼，明明係啱，但係點解係強國女人？
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