* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4t5iJ52ZW
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出阵中——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rFPT0NcMN
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6ceJAagCq
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaNsZJai4Y
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuaRcTrk8W
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGyA2dPyDP
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEX6ux5YVJ
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyrcCKddx2
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2LzfsN4zE
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcTjv219V9
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP0UIscqd7
烛台：大概吧……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKyjkVQG0c
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3IYKXooqy
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不久之后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnsOlVNt9e
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz5r7Ew1Mr
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihtLxFuwSJ
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaytdmITtDd
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZtA3tBMxi
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABPdDuqOfn
蜂须贺：……（怨气）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMaGbuftzF
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xUHxOlZYt
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回到本丸后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l3iiD6VV7
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagGnTQX1eo
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVBUdGSmrO
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKdDw44PU9
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BRbdmn5Ap
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HHvx7irJw
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrm1kvfNfnA
长曾弥：乐意之至。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eGQAZrvVB
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1uTbSeZTu
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucwaOM3gJH
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s1k6ufwVL
豆丁：联络感情？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdEoW1CDJ0
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDZxradTuV
豆丁：可以出去看吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOribdCGuYo
烛台：可以……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWaEbB2cp9
豆丁：哇！太好了！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QeMwtrM0y
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG3zQJxGvj
豆丁：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC7PW0Dt7k
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再次出阵时——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLoYWnrXvD
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5m0iBAbzuA
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC5yVy6n5j
蜂须贺：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNEjf7i9M4
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不久之后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXclohu99s
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3motWdHB6H
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWXhNx1wF2
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NJUQHTKlm
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSTeepuV9w
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF06G2cHd8G
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMIp5EZOee
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3817T0pbM
长曾弥：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j3g2C0r3f
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回到本丸后——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc1VmrknhT
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdzhBEOCD9
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUHyeOmdBL
（远处传来对话）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFfai1gTEl
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKqAiBo4Ry
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwqJbSnAjk
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rfsgZLLhn
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡci2St3gAqq
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1wx3NWdhC
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDGoamxzfQ
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fYvVXjmmA
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGRFbhwr9B
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后来——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGrjgK4AMe
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WCNyy7aCj
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgqrBqjYi8
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCcRvHI7sL
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvYvc8K6cQ
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kpG6GGYuM
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再后来——80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3d4uxYYKA
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYwpl4dEk8
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj23e8kbca
浦岛：一期……哥好。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawm3Kv9TZe
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmTGuAwq35
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCetj4IjHH
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）