1、假设御天迷路了,然后遇到了漂流。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzkXla5k4xz
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漂流:又迷路了吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtsDRWxOoHd
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqWqfU2ZgV8
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI2NcFRKvPv
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!71Please respect copyright.PENANABZxUEK0su4
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。71Please respect copyright.PENANALXa2ZpYd9S
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5zhkSHMNxT
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUyeYja5cse
御天:QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAufJACvMJdv
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8VwurNTR18
左手&右手一齐点头。71Please respect copyright.PENANAJnMjc7eilx
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUSS4Y2DNCg
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!71Please respect copyright.PENANAPLPGfxp9XO
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1pxLtZuWjR
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公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyaHHQzhVAr
小雷:好~71Please respect copyright.PENANAfJwJ7I8vdp
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANAuk6HHTsAhL
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAh2jTTPJj0e
御天:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAUlsRjjUql7
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzHjvjmCFfq
战无伤:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAxeChnT1QIy
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANAihIg5Svizb
众人:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANApaODs1ubn6
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。71Please respect copyright.PENANABYPnDRbTx8
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……71Please respect copyright.PENANAKpsPEFCdEx
战无伤&御天:我也……71Please respect copyright.PENANAfDGIoaMvDJ
剑鬼笑而不语。71Please respect copyright.PENANAmhjirVC3Hi
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!71Please respect copyright.PENANACrT8x4e95n
众人:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAEUi14xewOB
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。71Please respect copyright.PENANACMaSOUyizS
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqgngq349BG
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIH33bglaoX
众人:切~71Please respect copyright.PENANAzwDWZp3TuR
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGzhvwiTyah
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。71Please respect copyright.PENANA78q4C96IFf
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。71Please respect copyright.PENANABHULObRArf
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAmcMwr6VvbC
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAHihF6TtiV
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXB87aSFnnq
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。71Please respect copyright.PENANAatM6DltoRH
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)71Please respect copyright.PENANAYdN7Ogk8l6
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6mVciipNZ0
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOnHRpW8UE1
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWz2VureChZ
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……71Please respect copyright.PENANAlJMyCn6X8i
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwJLLGXOwwf
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。71Please respect copyright.PENANACOqoeCXpGA
71Please respect copyright.PENANA5mq4ljtQLY
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3、和漂流一起做任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdxjaPl4yvA
71Please respect copyright.PENANAehytfozp3s
御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAAqQ5cMNOb7
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAlR3DTZOrQX
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!71Please respect copyright.PENANAq4Qc4mZcIH
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhz8rARxJ6R
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)71Please respect copyright.PENANABbf3CUHYMx
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzmI9OJJeeP
千里:嘿嘿。71Please respect copyright.PENANAZcNKhM5zYq
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAC5Av9CNne
千里&剑鬼:好。71Please respect copyright.PENANAb1VQI7mMti
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjSoAkt17Nv
佑哥:包在我身上了。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7sZFmcBqLz
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?71Please respect copyright.PENANA3GVTHBedLS
御天:我,我。71Please respect copyright.PENANASVtxfVmlx4
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnXBoeejrt9
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!71Please respect copyright.PENANAv1ticTx5uF
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANA0xvRmy9GNt
御天:……QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAGLrReVaxBw
公子:好了,那就出发吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIcaFClxIWr
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyOZ5L8tBaU
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoRYIEA3fE7
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGbsIIIUpnr
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIeUhowczVG
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAMpC4GPxVyW
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……71Please respect copyright.PENANAfEyI3RAqSN
御天:……QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAbd2YwX1z13
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIvqdoAeO08
71Please respect copyright.PENANAqDvNhNzSBp
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoWNTe9IMWp
71Please respect copyright.PENANA4Y2EAWFkCY
御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANA9eY6W05wyv
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAZEkh6uyjTN
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?71Please respect copyright.PENANAsUxg3c24D3
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANABFHFQwi862
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAvB9Isw7QCx
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUclqcu3rxN
御天:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAPi72FxGCNY
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。71Please respect copyright.PENANADSqbVbMcJk
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAngvnQnSqhA
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAC6ftGINPkx
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyGumBH5Ycu
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhWEwRUnRPw
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuiMv9tvEqN
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2gJXHxqWbH
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!71Please respect copyright.PENANAig3LyvkELp
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~71Please respect copyright.PENANAGZEzKwGcic
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAOT0gW3aLsJ
(佣兵团频道内)71Please respect copyright.PENANAZmOErcq8TY
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAQXwBJpDTZg
众人:……71Please respect copyright.PENANANwU8weVKRq
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiEci8K4WVr
千里:就是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFy5yjGQe3b
众人:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3vNGx9Rso
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。71Please respect copyright.PENANADqqer2JKbf
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。71Please respect copyright.PENANA18FDb89cle
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。71Please respect copyright.PENANA21RvorvuZJ
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAybGgxHjn6K
御天:靠!71Please respect copyright.PENANAKZet8KbzDJ
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。71Please respect copyright.PENANAq8EQfXlBNJ
71Please respect copyright.PENANAVeYmRw2Ogz
剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPHsDGBirA8
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。71Please respect copyright.PENANATNCqFc9wlW
剑鬼:……71Please respect copyright.PENANA2vfA5rORhf
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfesQLDA0XP
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。71Please respect copyright.PENANApNvreewtlS
众人:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANA4Xi1kiAxbS
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFdmqOL9Dg0
剑鬼:任务怎么接?71Please respect copyright.PENANAjp9UcWdu9S
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0C1cJ3yaCO
战无伤:是指那个吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANAV9mb3rtxcr
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1gKFLSdVx5
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。71Please respect copyright.PENANADpT6XFyCQw
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI69i2zZymc
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?71Please respect copyright.PENANA4TpLqpdiOY
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI0LzvWkk0N
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?71Please respect copyright.PENANACBwM0B30Pi
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。71Please respect copyright.PENANADLmLU19ZGw
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0Byc51ooPV
剑鬼:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAyeOFYrD4tk
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。71Please respect copyright.PENANApZVw9lWpBx
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuorbok6qIg
战无伤:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAo0fVWcNv8D
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIBn8ZCi0Uk
佑哥:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANA9tU6ysNX81
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?71Please respect copyright.PENANAoc9JSwlW2j
佑哥:再去试试看呗。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFK4NuBBU7m
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANArEmiY7dvaT
剑鬼:情人节任务……71Please respect copyright.PENANARIy35pSVnk
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAZdpFz8vukq
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2sKsvwLolJ
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)71Please respect copyright.PENANAGWp6ITaFES
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAeBMRad0pNA
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?71Please respect copyright.PENANA9APg2LpXWh
71Please respect copyright.PENANADPOf0Ug7kW
剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYFoWAuVXno
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。71Please respect copyright.PENANAD5Jry6MNuS
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0yaA9uVWa8
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwqShpBe81y
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4IsOfGprZb
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。71Please respect copyright.PENANA9y0IwoPi6Z
佑哥&剑鬼:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAiB8I0Z2DYH
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。71Please respect copyright.PENANAE5aBf7K8sJ
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?71Please respect copyright.PENANAzpg1jNLK81
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!71Please respect copyright.PENANA5QnA5GEmko
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdwCc7t2FGf
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?71Please respect copyright.PENANArVcmmcjRR4
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7IoMRftch4
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPdWvecfNGu
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?71Please respect copyright.PENANA4aNfSE2cLP
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1FmkUHQfpO
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。71Please respect copyright.PENANAloSzHXomZ6
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANAny4pOJlRe5
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!71Please respect copyright.PENANAs28TlEZEEw
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANARrtRImQNqv
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。71Please respect copyright.PENANAq9YmJ87SKm
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPPTufPn1fG
公子:和千里做的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFX7sG0F2Ie
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!71Please respect copyright.PENANABXUXJXc7Hb
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。71Please respect copyright.PENANABNXAwxwDA6
战无伤:靠!无耻!71Please respect copyright.PENANAnu9a36D9pz
(N个城外的某个角落)71Please respect copyright.PENANAnMYfFNFOhN
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhJZdgoGvPI
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAchw7Jz9MD6
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtLaUdZElB8
御天:那就滚远点!71Please respect copyright.PENANAR1pnpgWhfo
71Please respect copyright.PENANA5iBfdAlcwO
* 补充:71Please respect copyright.PENANAUqbQNJYQR1
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:71Please respect copyright.PENANA1RRsdEnbaD
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI5jeBOC0A0
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:71Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ev06LAcXB
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)71Please respect copyright.PENANAf6vKIoZIAP
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:71Please respect copyright.PENANA4dVDVuLWrk
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。71Please respect copyright.PENANA88Sa0rK09j
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAv1ds2liP8z
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)71Please respect copyright.PENANAYYvViKUDH6
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)71Please respect copyright.PENANARerqqORnny
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。71Please respect copyright.PENANArCk0mreMkK
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜71Please respect copyright.PENANAWgJllmy4xE
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAZqPWNtLUUg
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQquN8umVZB
佑哥:……71Please respect copyright.PENANALlQKTZNcg6
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)71Please respect copyright.PENANAFE82QtOwG7
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御天:QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANA1zpgQs9e7O
战无伤:怎么了?71Please respect copyright.PENANAZmfSwJUdT1
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuGqHtUqcyU
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhzIZaEohFC
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAEu39tlWycJ
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?71Please respect copyright.PENANAvtVxEhKOKR
御天:家里的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYzKWbmGQdk
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?71Please respect copyright.PENANA6bdFqEtQPs
御天:对啊,我也不想的!71Please respect copyright.PENANA48IiKGgUe4
战无伤:[蜡烛]71Please respect copyright.PENANA7uX2vb8N27
(过了几天)71Please respect copyright.PENANA68yxUHy6hu
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!71Please respect copyright.PENANADLChyCerVR
战无伤:他又怎么你了?71Please respect copyright.PENANAwZlJN9T0KF
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!71Please respect copyright.PENANAaNL0yWw2oD
战无伤:[蜡烛]71Please respect copyright.PENANAwYoIrYrM2M
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。71Please respect copyright.PENANA00jUg7f6xf
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。71Please respect copyright.PENANAcnMhEiGfmC
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。71Please respect copyright.PENANABIq1QUQWIc
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。71Please respect copyright.PENANAp8lA21zqxP
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnJtbnvURRq
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。71Please respect copyright.PENANANPsb98jhWO
小雷:嗯嗯。71Please respect copyright.PENANANMCzfqaqkz
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuqF5hDjlQZ
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)71Please respect copyright.PENANAEW2UF8kagj
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)71Please respect copyright.PENANA11ZHOXuyuk
千里突然有了深深的危机感。71Please respect copyright.PENANALfnIgZE8IL
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAArldEQDFyR
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。71Please respect copyright.PENANARekNi0UQOe
佑哥:……71Please respect copyright.PENANALeEu5YnNKn
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGU483wk1rn
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqmCRolSBWz
佑哥:……这是啥?71Please respect copyright.PENANACQBfKW51Ry
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjqttAYgWQp
佑哥:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAKPNqFwRYbx
众人突然有了深深的危机感。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5IBLsS92Dz
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FREETALK71Please respect copyright.PENANAFNYlpiYz6j
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。71Please respect copyright.PENANAs2tRDzyQQn
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAMaqHmEjlZd
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。71Please respect copyright.PENANAmR95uOtQ2t
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8aR7lknhkv
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~71Please respect copyright.PENANARllsMFEq9s
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。71Please respect copyright.PENANAKoBC9YfQjF
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)71Please respect copyright.PENANActeWx82baL
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~71Please respect copyright.PENANA9O3k8xyo2O
以上~71Please respect copyright.PENANATQ6STOxIcC
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2013年11月
ns216.73.216.147da2 71Please respect copyright.PENANAUstM76Af1Z
漂流:又迷路了吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtsDRWxOoHd
御天:切,我只是在闲逛,你滚远点,风景里有你都变差了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqWqfU2ZgV8
漂流:要去哪儿啊,我送你去呗。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI2NcFRKvPv
御天:都说了你滚滚滚滚滚!71Please respect copyright.PENANABZxUEK0su4
漂流笑而不语,一会儿道:我跟剑鬼消息了,他说你们在小雷酒馆集合,这都差了大半个城了,你怎么能迷到这儿来的。71Please respect copyright.PENANALXa2ZpYd9S
御天:要你管!我跟公子要卷轴过去。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5zhkSHMNxT
公子(消息):卷轴5000金。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUyeYja5cse
御天:QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAufJACvMJdv
漂流:你看,所以说还是我送你过去吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8VwurNTR18
左手&右手一齐点头。71Please respect copyright.PENANAJnMjc7eilx
漂流:今天的风景挺好的,我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了,也不差再晚一点。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUSS4Y2DNCg
御天:……你他妈走就走!拉我手算什么!给我放开!71Please respect copyright.PENANAPLPGfxp9XO
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2、有一天,大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1pxLtZuWjR
71Please respect copyright.PENANADbrDo4dyY7
公子:小雷,这酒不错,再来两杯。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyaHHQzhVAr
小雷:好~71Please respect copyright.PENANAfJwJ7I8vdp
御天:公子好像已经喝了好几杯了,怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANAuk6HHTsAhL
战无伤:这是大人的爱好,小孩子你就不懂了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAh2jTTPJj0e
御天:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAUlsRjjUql7
佑哥:不过公子喝了那么多……我算算,大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzHjvjmCFfq
战无伤:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAxeChnT1QIy
剑鬼:重要的是,待会儿我们好像有任务,他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANAihIg5Svizb
众人:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANApaODs1ubn6
公子已醉,面色红润,东倒西歪。71Please respect copyright.PENANABYPnDRbTx8
佑哥:那个,要不谁来阻止一下他?(小声)反正我是不敢……71Please respect copyright.PENANAKpsPEFCdEx
战无伤&御天:我也……71Please respect copyright.PENANAfDGIoaMvDJ
剑鬼笑而不语。71Please respect copyright.PENANAmhjirVC3Hi
千里:一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊,我来!71Please respect copyright.PENANACrT8x4e95n
众人:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAEUi14xewOB
千里(一把夺走公子手中的酒杯):公子,别喝了,要做正经事,赶紧的。71Please respect copyright.PENANACMaSOUyizS
公子(媚眼瞪来,看似秋波暗送,实为横眉冷对):还来。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqgngq349BG
千里:别喝了,这都几点了,做完任务我还赶着下线呢。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIH33bglaoX
众人:切~71Please respect copyright.PENANAzwDWZp3TuR
公子(不断往千里身上靠,伸手去捞酒杯):还来。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGzhvwiTyah
千里(慌乱状):喂,你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去,下去。71Please respect copyright.PENANA78q4C96IFf
公子(整个人都坐到了千里的身上,蹭来蹭去):还来。71Please respect copyright.PENANABHULObRArf
千里:擦!你们别光顾着看,帮忙啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAmcMwr6VvbC
众人:你爷们你自己搞定。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAHihF6TtiV
千里分身无术,只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXB87aSFnnq
千里:好了好了,走了走了,做任务去。71Please respect copyright.PENANAatM6DltoRH
公子:嗯?这里好像有酒的味道,是藏在这里了嘛?(摸着千里的唇)71Please respect copyright.PENANAYdN7Ogk8l6
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边,战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6mVciipNZ0
御天:干嘛蒙住我,我要看,我要看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOnHRpW8UE1
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个,千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWz2VureChZ
系统:您的心跳过快,为了您的身体健康,系统将在十秒后强制离线,现在开始倒计时,十,九……71Please respect copyright.PENANAlJMyCn6X8i
于是只见白光一闪,千里从酒馆消失了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwJLLGXOwwf
公子:切,怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。71Please respect copyright.PENANACOqoeCXpGA
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3、和漂流一起做任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdxjaPl4yvA
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御天:为什么这个家伙会在这里!!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAAqQ5cMNOb7
剑鬼:咳,漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAlR3DTZOrQX
御天:强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍!他一定是来当奸细的!奸细!71Please respect copyright.PENANAq4Qc4mZcIH
剑鬼:好了,我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhz8rARxJ6R
御天:……QAQ(被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛)71Please respect copyright.PENANABbf3CUHYMx
公子:这一次的任务是千里弄来的,啧,又是一个越级的奇葩任务,线索也不是很明确。71Please respect copyright.PENANAzmI9OJJeeP
千里:嘿嘿。71Please respect copyright.PENANAZcNKhM5zYq
公子:首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟,根据任务提示,里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下,随时在频道里报告情况。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAC5Av9CNne
千里&剑鬼:好。71Please respect copyright.PENANAb1VQI7mMti
公子:接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言,那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下,找一下有没有入口。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjSoAkt17Nv
佑哥:包在我身上了。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7sZFmcBqLz
公子:然后是那个强盗寨子,剩下还有谁?71Please respect copyright.PENANA3GVTHBedLS
御天:我,我。71Please respect copyright.PENANASVtxfVmlx4
公子:嗯,那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去,右手和我留在城里做接应。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnXBoeejrt9
御天:我反对!我不要和这个家伙一起行动!71Please respect copyright.PENANAv1ticTx5uF
公子:反对无效,你能自己找到寨子的位置吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANA0xvRmy9GNt
御天:……QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAGLrReVaxBw
公子:好了,那就出发吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIcaFClxIWr
公子掏出卷轴,白光一闪,众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了,随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyOZ5L8tBaU
御天:公子,可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼,战无伤跟着你,让右手和那家伙去寨子,反正他们三个人经常一起行动。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoRYIEA3fE7
战无伤:我去!我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗,别跟我抢啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGbsIIIUpnr
公子:漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道,联络起来不方便。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIeUhowczVG
御天:那,那我就跟战无伤换,让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAMpC4GPxVyW
佑哥:别啊,带你去,到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……71Please respect copyright.PENANAfEyI3RAqSN
御天:……QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAbd2YwX1z13
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIvqdoAeO08
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoWNTe9IMWp
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御天:……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANA9eY6W05wyv
漂流:这里的NPC比较特殊,都是强盗,指不定一见面就直接化身开怪,所以我们要先观察一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAZEkh6uyjTN
御天:那左手为什么不来埋伏?71Please respect copyright.PENANAsUxg3c24D3
漂流:全部都埋伏了,就没有人和NPC说话了啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANABFHFQwi862
御天:我可以去,你和左手埋伏观察好了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAvB9Isw7QCx
漂流:可是那样的话我会不放心啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUclqcu3rxN
御天:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAPi72FxGCNY
左手和第一个NPC说话,没有被砍。71Please respect copyright.PENANADSqbVbMcJk
御天:好像没什么危险,要么我们也出去吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAngvnQnSqhA
漂流:不好说,等等再看看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAC6ftGINPkx
左手和第二个NPC说话,还是没有被砍。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyGumBH5Ycu
御天:好像真没什么危险,我说你是不是太胆小了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhWEwRUnRPw
漂流:不是胆小是谨慎。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuiMv9tvEqN
左手和第三个NPC说话,依旧没有被砍。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2gJXHxqWbH
御天:好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿!你敢吃我豆腐!71Please respect copyright.PENANAig3LyvkELp
漂流:我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻,帮你揉一揉。乖~71Please respect copyright.PENANAGZEzKwGcic
御天:滚!蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAOT0gW3aLsJ
(佣兵团频道内)71Please respect copyright.PENANAZmOErcq8TY
御天:我抗议!我正在被那个家伙性骚扰!QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANAQXwBJpDTZg
众人:……71Please respect copyright.PENANANwU8weVKRq
公子:啧,漂流眼光真差。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiEci8K4WVr
千里:就是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFy5yjGQe3b
众人:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3vNGx9Rso
御天:靠!你们这对狗男男。71Please respect copyright.PENANADqqer2JKbf
御天决定自救,遂掏出家伙对着漂流。71Please respect copyright.PENANA18FDb89cle
御天:信不信我现在就砍了你。71Please respect copyright.PENANA21RvorvuZJ
漂流:距离太近了,你射不到我的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAybGgxHjn6K
御天:靠!71Please respect copyright.PENANAKZet8KbzDJ
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节,游戏里也举办了活动。71Please respect copyright.PENANAq8EQfXlBNJ
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剑鬼:系统通知都收到了吗?情人节貌似有特殊任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPHsDGBirA8
战无伤:情人节任务关你什么事,你连对象都没有。71Please respect copyright.PENANATNCqFc9wlW
剑鬼:……71Please respect copyright.PENANA2vfA5rORhf
佑哥:根据我的情报,貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务,还有单身的任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfesQLDA0XP
御天:啧,你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧,我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务,哈哈。71Please respect copyright.PENANApNvreewtlS
众人:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANA4Xi1kiAxbS
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了,剩下的三人结伴来到街上,打算去接任务。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFdmqOL9Dg0
剑鬼:任务怎么接?71Please respect copyright.PENANAjp9UcWdu9S
佑哥:听说是找城里的NPC接,具体还没有打听到,但听说一看就明白。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0C1cJ3yaCO
战无伤:是指那个吗?71Please respect copyright.PENANAV9mb3rtxcr
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵,只是与平时不同的是,几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1gKFLSdVx5
佑哥:大概……走过去看看。71Please respect copyright.PENANADpT6XFyCQw
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI69i2zZymc
剑鬼:情人节任务怎么接?71Please respect copyright.PENANA4TpLqpdiOY
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!拿好这根火柴,去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员,我在这里等你消息。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI0LzvWkk0N
系统:是否接收道具“光棍之棍”?71Please respect copyright.PENANACBwM0B30Pi
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。71Please respect copyright.PENANADLmLU19ZGw
战无伤:怎么样怎么样,我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西?武器?加什么的?啧,一上来就发东西,真大方啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0Byc51ooPV
剑鬼:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAyeOFYrD4tk
战无伤:嘿嘿,我也去领一个,你们等着。71Please respect copyright.PENANApZVw9lWpBx
过了一会儿,战无伤领好任务回来了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuorbok6qIg
战无伤:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANAo0fVWcNv8D
过了一会儿,佑哥也领好任务回来了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIBn8ZCi0Uk
佑哥:擦!71Please respect copyright.PENANA9tU6ysNX81
剑鬼:不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别?71Please respect copyright.PENANAoc9JSwlW2j
佑哥:再去试试看呗。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFK4NuBBU7m
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANArEmiY7dvaT
剑鬼:情人节任务……71Please respect copyright.PENANARIy35pSVnk
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……咦?你是去死去死团的!!不要烧我啊!我没有女朋友!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAZdpFz8vukq
剑鬼:……什么乱七八糟的东西。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2sKsvwLolJ
(与此同时,同城的另一个角落)71Please respect copyright.PENANAGWp6ITaFES
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看,我连礼物都买好了,是她一直想要的项链,你们可不可以帮我送去给她?这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了,上次买来被她嫌弃难看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAeBMRad0pNA
系统:是否接收道具“情侣戒指”?71Please respect copyright.PENANA9APg2LpXWh
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYFoWAuVXno
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!干得好,你们真是去死去死团的楷模!这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品,里面的东西你应该用得上。71Please respect copyright.PENANAD5Jry6MNuS
三人打开礼盒后,发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0yaA9uVWa8
佑哥:还真是普通的奖品啊,不过属性还不错。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwqShpBe81y
剑鬼:我这个没什么用,还没有我现在用的那个属性好。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4IsOfGprZb
战无伤:奖品算什么,烧情侣才是重点。71Please respect copyright.PENANA9y0IwoPi6Z
佑哥&剑鬼:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAiB8I0Z2DYH
这时,三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。71Please respect copyright.PENANAE5aBf7K8sJ
佑哥:哎,御天,情侣任务的奖品是什么啊?71Please respect copyright.PENANAzpg1jNLK81
御天:…………………………漂流在哪里!!让我烧了他!!71Please respect copyright.PENANA5QnA5GEmko
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdwCc7t2FGf
佑哥:御天怎么了?吃火药了?71Please respect copyright.PENANArVcmmcjRR4
公子:他只是被漂流坑了,不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7IoMRftch4
佑哥:这样哦。哎哎?公子你来了?咦?千里也在。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPdWvecfNGu
公子:想知道情侣任务的奖品?71Please respect copyright.PENANA4aNfSE2cLP
佑哥:是呀,是呀,公子你知道。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1FmkUHQfpO
公子:就是这么个玩意儿。71Please respect copyright.PENANAloSzHXomZ6
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指,随意地扔在众人面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANAny4pOJlRe5
佑哥:我看看。情侣戒指,任务物品,不可交易,火法抗性+20%!71Please respect copyright.PENANAs28TlEZEEw
剑鬼:数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANARrtRImQNqv
公子:活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的,任务完成后可以永久持有。71Please respect copyright.PENANAq9YmJ87SKm
战无伤:等等!公子你和谁一起做的任务!难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子!这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPPTufPn1fG
公子:和千里做的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFX7sG0F2Ie
战无伤:原来是和千里做的啊……神马!和千里!男人也行!71Please respect copyright.PENANABXUXJXc7Hb
公子:谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。71Please respect copyright.PENANABNXAwxwDA6
战无伤:靠!无耻!71Please respect copyright.PENANAnu9a36D9pz
(N个城外的某个角落)71Please respect copyright.PENANAnMYfFNFOhN
漂流:我说,你总是这么追杀我,我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了,任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhJZdgoGvPI
御天:去死吧!谁要跟你完成情侣任务!完成不了最好!去死去死去死!!!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAchw7Jz9MD6
漂流:都说了这么近你射不到我的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtLaUdZElB8
御天:那就滚远点!71Please respect copyright.PENANAR1pnpgWhfo
71Please respect copyright.PENANA5iBfdAlcwO
* 补充:71Please respect copyright.PENANAUqbQNJYQR1
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC:71Please respect copyright.PENANA1RRsdEnbaD
卫兵:哎哎,明明是情人节,我却要在这里值班,我都已经和女朋友约好了,却临时放她鸽子,不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦,我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说,他们是去死去死团的,我怕我会被烧掉。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI5jeBOC0A0
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC:71Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ev06LAcXB
卫兵:啊啊啊啊啊!!伟大的去死去死团欢迎你!!神马!你们是情侣!烧掉!!(受到卫兵火法攻击,不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的,记得带好就不会挂。)71Please respect copyright.PENANAf6vKIoZIAP
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友:71Please respect copyright.PENANA4dVDVuLWrk
看起来貌似找到就可以了,不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后,女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西,但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。71Please respect copyright.PENANA88Sa0rK09j
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAv1ds2liP8z
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妹子:哎?你真的是佑哥?那个无所不知的佑哥?(星星眼)71Please respect copyright.PENANAYYvViKUDH6
佑哥:是啊,你有什么想知道的尽管问我。(自豪状)71Please respect copyright.PENANARerqqORnny
妹子:那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受!我纠结这个问题好多年了。71Please respect copyright.PENANArCk0mreMkK
佑哥:额,公子和剑鬼?不是啊,公子和千里才是一对。咦?妹子你要去哪里?等等我呗〜71Please respect copyright.PENANAWgJllmy4xE
妹子:小晴!我的CP被拆了!酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对!我的双鬼啊!71Please respect copyright.PENANAZqPWNtLUUg
小晴:哦,我无所谓啦,反正我是公子总受派的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQquN8umVZB
佑哥:……71Please respect copyright.PENANALlQKTZNcg6
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7、有一天,御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。(私设)71Please respect copyright.PENANAFE82QtOwG7
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御天:QAQ71Please respect copyright.PENANA1zpgQs9e7O
战无伤:怎么了?71Please respect copyright.PENANAZmfSwJUdT1
御天:我今天遇到漂流了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuGqHtUqcyU
战无伤:你不是天天都遇到他么。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhzIZaEohFC
御天:不是说游戏里,是在电梯里遇到的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAEu39tlWycJ
战无伤:哪儿的电梯?71Please respect copyright.PENANAvtVxEhKOKR
御天:家里的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYzKWbmGQdk
战无伤:哟,你们还是邻居啊?71Please respect copyright.PENANA6bdFqEtQPs
御天:对啊,我也不想的!71Please respect copyright.PENANA48IiKGgUe4
战无伤:[蜡烛]71Please respect copyright.PENANA7uX2vb8N27
(过了几天)71Please respect copyright.PENANA68yxUHy6hu
御天:漂流你给我滚出来!有种你跟我单挑!71Please respect copyright.PENANADLChyCerVR
战无伤:他又怎么你了?71Please respect copyright.PENANAwZlJN9T0KF
御天:他守我电梯!现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼,真是生不如死!71Please respect copyright.PENANAaNL0yWw2oD
战无伤:[蜡烛]71Please respect copyright.PENANAwYoIrYrM2M
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。71Please respect copyright.PENANA00jUg7f6xf
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小雷:公子,这是我新弄的酒,系统酒馆都没得卖呢。71Please respect copyright.PENANAcnMhEiGfmC
公子:哦?不错,来一杯尝尝。71Please respect copyright.PENANABIq1QUQWIc
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来,然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。71Please respect copyright.PENANAp8lA21zqxP
小雷:怎么样?还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感,所以特地配的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnJtbnvURRq
公子:嗯,不错,知我者小雷也。71Please respect copyright.PENANANPsb98jhWO
小雷:嗯嗯。71Please respect copyright.PENANANMCzfqaqkz
公子:小雷,我突然发现,你才是我生命中最重要的人。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuqF5hDjlQZ
小雷:公子!(泪花闪闪感动状)71Please respect copyright.PENANAEW2UF8kagj
公子:小雷!(泪花闪闪感动状)71Please respect copyright.PENANA11ZHOXuyuk
千里突然有了深深的危机感。71Please respect copyright.PENANALfnIgZE8IL
佑哥:嘿嘿,新酒不错啊,小雷也给我们上一份吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAArldEQDFyR
小雷:你们?哦,做这个酒挺费时间的,我做了好几天才做出几杯,都要留着给公子呢。71Please respect copyright.PENANARekNi0UQOe
佑哥:……71Please respect copyright.PENANALeEu5YnNKn
小雷:不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGU483wk1rn
过了一会儿,小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体,一人一杯地放在众人的面前。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqmCRolSBWz
佑哥:……这是啥?71Please respect copyright.PENANACQBfKW51Ry
小雷:研究过程中的副产品,看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵,倒掉怪浪费的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjqttAYgWQp
佑哥:……71Please respect copyright.PENANAKPNqFwRYbx
众人突然有了深深的危机感。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5IBLsS92Dz
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FREETALK71Please respect copyright.PENANAFNYlpiYz6j
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。71Please respect copyright.PENANAs2tRDzyQQn
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补,并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAMaqHmEjlZd
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流,直到他黑掉,我惊悚脸啊!御天也非常可爱,每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子,我于是便当机立断这是一对XD(神马逻辑!)。71Please respect copyright.PENANAmR95uOtQ2t
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型,智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山,我都会很YY地想着,公子你果然不愧是贤内助。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8aR7lknhkv
然后是御天和战无伤,万年泡妞无果二人组,这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~71Please respect copyright.PENANARllsMFEq9s
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子!所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木,于是笑而不语。71Please respect copyright.PENANAKoBC9YfQjF
至于佑哥的话,情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦(不对!)71Please respect copyright.PENANActeWx82baL
总之,如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~71Please respect copyright.PENANA9O3k8xyo2O
以上~71Please respect copyright.PENANATQ6STOxIcC
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