1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vLXZXnUZE
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漂流：又迷路了吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3mtQNaBMS
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemPO0H60mx
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmSCDKFOKf
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2dwS37I1b
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNzGbjluML
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqgk07PnzI
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAkJ9p7u3W
御天：QAQ59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLxThiKoJI
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0EyjsAuBx
左手&右手一齐点头。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0kaqO1unG
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIsSlIoGTj
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnokFNfzGD
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNNR01shVS
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QRQvI0V1r
小雷：好~59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaEQMc2Sff
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdC8UaJKOd
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMurLCCWep
御天：擦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0smBC3t77
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44GpdPIg6J
战无伤：擦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrEv3FMOZ9
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyM1l6RZhl
众人：擦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4DxJTKGqf
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e83ioUGUo
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTOACgot9K
战无伤&御天：我也……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGVDwzusCb
剑鬼笑而不语。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyiOm76I22c
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXmG7Ik037
众人：擦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6L6swzX8lE
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhMeLdOg2E
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvFEGPlaiU
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVTJKfZ78S
众人：切~59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKto9lf4O7
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQjUrypilA
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfFdhMEbiV
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhkgevSSCJ
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UFl64rGpS
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgBp1eOQ03
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiXLn8vMWi
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNBjplaoYY
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l6PKlNSB9
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzsZXWACYQ
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTVuElefog
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhyPWhWGeH
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxJdfnpiHd
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhu4zSfLgX
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnGmJBU58C
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3、和漂流一起做任务。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSm8EzFpnG
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QRk7N2aex
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqPPWcNHce
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO4zr7ajrt
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeF4FcAkZdG
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLr9ix3vJ2x
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2wyRSwrE9
千里：嘿嘿。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1qc9qH4b0
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYZuGOsk5s
千里&剑鬼：好。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEbOeFrwmh
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS97vH1ponc
佑哥：包在我身上了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqgIEiHzxi
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27X5LTY9OQ
御天：我，我。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBx83g90uD
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH2lxMbEwd
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7JPIPcCLi
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJv3mDWtCl
御天：……QAQ59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq2sKklCHO
公子：好了，那就出发吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpKkECLYFs
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2BJBaMLfh
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3ClO9BcNR
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLL72lfM85
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQe5tT4Duf
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JyKcF6lnF
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5HiglMCUW
御天：……QAQ59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcj0Id6Ys8Y
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBfQwFtbXQ
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfPEzwFCah
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xpcmRgb9j
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr7uP0bYj2
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrVqL00la8
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFH14JRhhmh
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhBwk9VjO2
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wsnzctTLn
御天：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKZNq3FPTQ
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PqsTq3GYJ
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeYdEBaR8R
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNc2ujuz8T
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmB9GW1YxTE
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCwt4gYV9V
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZZYPXZBY1
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsngqIUBZqM
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTiEO9gMMs
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPom1DjRVy7
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7Q8TKXUTG
（佣兵团频道内）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWKlGtLL7j
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINxxgzykio
众人：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCchFCq1rf
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUXaBXZha2
千里：就是。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0W37TZt6g
众人：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3nrixmS8l
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzxPVXs0lB
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tTrTggmgO
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF6t58Ijt7
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3YlbZH6Ja
御天：靠！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnAEUBjbby
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLjZpAhkgx
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfwuDCCrue
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGwMClo4VG
剑鬼：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMv9c97vrX3
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VXeZqU6O4
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWarEKD1Q3G
众人：擦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVx0kSvrqB2
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zQ0ydx8vR
剑鬼：任务怎么接？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuEYlWY7pX
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nwrgF6Qre
战无伤：是指那个吗？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDijSrlTfp
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvQkAFaLhd
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxTvkNw2Rt
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq0iMBcoEf
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85YqYO0gvo
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn68D78MkT2
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TOaRAvHrq
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkeqzIJvIj
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHjOJ8XWLW
剑鬼：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse2S0DV2Rf
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhIvPwEmDI
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolevEP1dlZ
战无伤：擦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxVan1um62
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlE7aMeIAVm
佑哥：擦！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOstb7suu1
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppUxGSmjc3
佑哥：再去试试看呗。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmidKRrMVj
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcupAXVH1T
剑鬼：情人节任务……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1QUNv0vKU
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCd8nbAYzW
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3fhcBJvbX
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjS5icnCYT
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyRXsBmujZ
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX0qZLRjSh
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnopBn2kNz
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4HunVt4mz
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ661UlIVFoR
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TcZRUkom9
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNC3wCVQCE
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcxK8Xde9a
佑哥&剑鬼：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj57VoWT9DV
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy1N3vckQz
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7zy5OpGqv
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuB5sO0PhZu
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW3jZqxFQK
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5Bms2qVOt
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TV9aJHDCP
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvLX2Ht4QP
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVz3PW9FH76
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDs7n4rSUb
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CFt62lh0b
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoA16oy0I51
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTdCGFRf99
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHBxKMnR6G
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCV7UwURKM
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4kPlFGZ94
公子：和千里做的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecQTl1YoJI
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YDHLfc5m6
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbqYDfoj3E
战无伤：靠！无耻！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2zQ1OCvZN
（N个城外的某个角落）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrJZIxEznJ
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXncv38Uhbh
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKk6bJE3YA
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyrvB2T7iIy
御天：那就滚远点！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8DUVVLlIx
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如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JlE8YZwY7
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGUOTlm9PF
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOcmD8uWFQ
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDc3fr69nsg
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGoXf3rpGZ
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXrXjzOxpd
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TYx2u0Gkh
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2cxbsE2Ao
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhLBwHuioB
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWmHBUWkKR
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUYIbuyzeE
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQdxYkexqJ
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeb7fiXpOV
佑哥：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSvagFmF0y
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw0NpMpMn2
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御天：QAQ59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7sypgq0C7
战无伤：怎么了？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Pjp34tz5D
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4e8cQRqNb
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN69YtTjHCM
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBW0eqweOW
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8BmmD7OWR
御天：家里的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSXzkjokIK
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRWdUOW2me
御天：对啊，我也不想的！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH8YEI8BCg
战无伤：[蜡烛]59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7lHmn6oT5
（过了几天）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡff6CwAldaS
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIoDgncBF8
战无伤：他又怎么你了？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelaPeQeSZq
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYUtZnLsm8
战无伤：[蜡烛]59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF4ytRVj8n
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVMlIRnHeW
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5Z2dKKLu7
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHo2bC7Ie0
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUPDmwiW3O
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosRCpm43EB
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhP5Uc6fgw
小雷：嗯嗯。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwiAXqCWMA
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXUXaLNKpO
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEDLHWPvR0
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyks0aAlXYK
千里突然有了深深的危机感。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk221OPJyp
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVqZE2bFc7
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExo8BgjNXf
佑哥：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzikZPkxI0
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLhaY29U65
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXZxWARnhV
佑哥：……这是啥？59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwTh3NMtMn
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYcozbqox3
佑哥：……59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GqJMcTADn
众人突然有了深深的危机感。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKMJqnX4b2
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FREETALK59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRuXw2JqKJ
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7ARUNxXKH
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uEiakQHvG
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgB4kTdVdZ
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmr0obTnuuW
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvSxqbJsbn
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KZ87PyekV
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEmk74rB98
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ2gM4o3UT
以上~59Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qCyzKYPIv
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