* 依旧豆丁婶设定。括号里有时候是动作有时候的思考，应该很好辨别。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TH2MPsoI0
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出阵中——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGGxLm92KB
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蜂须贺：啧，为什么比你们低10个lv的我会被强行加入第一部队，唔，这样来来回回地消耗材料和掉刀装真的合适吗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7f4cxMYoJ
清光：别在意这种小事，那个小鬼可是材料多到满出来，蛋蛋也搓到放不下，完全不介意这么点消耗。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oKR1DzF1C
豆丁：啊！清光我听到你叫我小鬼了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6riravPA7
清光：本来就是小鬼。（鬼脸）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaazH33BMa8
豆丁：人家不是小鬼，是淑女！（追上去打）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzJFczKL1X
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（清光和豆丁跑去别的地方打闹）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulSiNrNEjK
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蜂须贺：哎……（叹气）就算大家不介意，总是去手入的我也觉得十分疲惫。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKCAea18Fm
烛台：嘛，因为这次实装的是你家两位兄弟，所以主人觉得你在队伍里的话，捡到的几率可能会高一些。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3QDkPUsU9
蜂须贺：真的会这样吗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJS6rpkS0W
烛台：大概吧……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiqhMEbQo1
蜂须贺：如果是为了浦岛，就算辛苦一点我也忍了，不过为了另外那位我可是一点干劲都没有啊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77FLPHa3It
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不久之后——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2S0q4f6RM
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长曾弥：我叫长曾弥虎徹。虽是赝品，但要比真货更努力。请多关照。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTHwSWrcYE
蜂须贺：真是让人不爽的台词。（怨气）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq8Rq500sr
烛台：别在意别在意，只是台词而已。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOFQWucnUF
长曾弥：哟，这不是清光吗？好久不见了啊。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaGNREaRiN
清光：啊啊啊啊！真的是长曾弥！果然虎徹家的刀和虎徹家的刀能够心心相吸吗！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0E8hKGoKa
蜂须贺：……（怨气）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3LmaBUs6W
烛台：……既然已经捡到了一把新刀，还是先回本丸吧。（队长都已经展现出不可能的红脸了，你们好歹读读空气啊！）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qcozWVfq6
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回到本丸后——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4j3gwTo2ik
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长曾弥：蜂须贺吗？刚才忙着和清光聊以前的事情，冷落了你真是抱歉，哈哈。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDDB7GclcG
蜂须贺：无所谓。（顾自喝茶）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKK1biWJqO
长曾弥：呃……（感觉有点难以接近呢，不过设定上我应该是大哥来着，那么还是由我这位长者主动出击吧。熊抱。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLWRESpHdC
蜂须贺：……整个人突然压上来你是想要找死吗！（拔刀）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaT3498aOu
长曾弥：虽然不是什么友好的反应，不过你总算搭理我了。（挡刀）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIX0pH2NNg5
蜂须贺：要出去打一架吗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTq8nRATVF
长曾弥：乐意之至。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYLjD6VzEy
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（从庭院中传到刀与刀碰撞的声音）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflTKimwiKe
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豆丁：外面发生了什么事？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJigaiPu1pb
烛台：（看了一眼）是虎徹家的两兄弟在联络感情。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIJkzubcVT
豆丁：联络感情？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4wbsRgyaP
烛台：通过“武”来培养战斗时的默契是我们刀独有的联络感情的方式。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPqXjinxDf
豆丁：可以出去看吗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBMwHUTlc1
烛台：可以……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcpJGSx0L8
豆丁：哇！太好了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwl2WGRZqS
烛台：等你把今天份的作业做完。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxKW62CWhe
豆丁：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxadi4hFsn
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再次出阵时——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQDTcMhWVy
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蜂须贺：为什么你会在这里……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzgGDlXiEB
长曾弥：哈哈，主人说让我们培养一下感情，顺便“有两个虎徹在手，第三个虎徹也不远了”。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9Td5uXs9r
蜂须贺：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3SqMttJQD
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不久之后——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcxPK19yG1
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浦岛：我是浦岛虎徹！嘿！要不要和我一起去龙宫城？虽然不知道怎么去！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ96Lzitx1j
蜂须贺：去什么龙宫，乖乖跟我回本丸。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnv44mN1lQx
浦岛：哇！蜂须贺哥哥，好久好久不见了~58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf1ZZ1KAoz
蜂须贺：嗯。（摸头）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQBUmlJpUA
浦岛：咦咦咦！长曾弥哥哥也在啊。（向长曾弥扑过去）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOdpaUcWO2
长曾弥：哟，浦岛。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J179IhaA2
蜂须贺：（拉住浦岛的衣领）不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5bkdhuP1M
长曾弥：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbp01wWBlpk
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回到本丸后——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtwgGkehQG
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浦岛：哇，好宽敞的本丸，长曾弥哥哥和蜂须贺哥哥在这里住很久了吗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzH5sHFsBUG
蜂须贺：我已经住很久了，那个家伙刚来没几天。跟我来，我带你去你的房间。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnl3sXeEMm
（远处传来对话）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSHJHXZdgd
乱：一期哥，衣服都收好了，放到大家的房间里去咯。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAZMUNyc9s
一期：嗯，乱，那就麻烦你了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtv4H9ogQz
乱：哪里，能帮上一期哥的忙我好开心。（离开）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1pqDBY8h7
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浦岛：啊啊，刚才那位女孩子是谁？真是像龙宫的公主一样可爱。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92BYbRlnXP
长曾弥&蜂须贺：……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUSOFIN70A
浦岛：（跑到一期身边）一期……哥吗？刚才是你的妹妹吗？可以介绍我认识吗？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwecZIZZeI
一期：（笑脸）不可以哦。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlwFdTY5AI
长曾弥&蜂须贺：抱歉！我们会好好教育他的！（拉着浦岛离开）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXVMVhU1RP
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后来——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOoFlCU8Cp
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浦岛：（自言自语）乱藤四郎吗？真是可爱的男孩子啊，虽然刚知道是男孩子的时候吓了一跳。可以叫乱酱吗？嘻嘻。（偷偷痴笑）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU48EnFdqpm
乱：（突然出现）可以哦，前提是——如果打得过我的话。（LV23）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkpHDz8IGZ
浦岛：哎哎！（LV2）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgdWVNEKz6
（浦岛落败后被乱踩在脚底）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoPeC5KTr7
乱：愿赌服输，从此以后你就叫我“乱大人”，成为我的跟班好了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSCtaVWauM
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再后来——58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjRWjpk9hf
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乱：一期哥，我也来帮忙吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp3XrWmaLN
一期：好啊，不过跟在你身后的是个什么东西。（笑脸）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyGFvHfQbC
浦岛：一期……哥好。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4oOIpwjdj
一期：我可从来不记得有你这个弟弟。（笑脸）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMHniMxuhP
蜂须贺：（乱入）都说了不要见个人就随随便便叫哥哥。（揍头）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAQuRi8gQm
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后记：个人其实觉得赝品的设定有点纠结啊，以及官方台词有点太故意了。不过浦岛好可爱好可爱好可爱~ 虽然我写了这样的短打，但是其实我并没有浦岛。（深沉脸）