1、假设御天迷路了，然后遇到了漂流。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Svuc5w1IR
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漂流：又迷路了吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWJzncjjZN
御天：切，我只是在闲逛，你滚远点，风景里有你都变差了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoRvToQDzU
漂流：要去哪儿啊，我送你去呗。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKnDA84rR2
御天：都说了你滚滚滚滚滚！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPo0VFBhY9J
漂流笑而不语，一会儿道：我跟剑鬼消息了，他说你们在小雷酒馆集合，这都差了大半个城了，你怎么能迷到这儿来的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRbxmnsJu9
御天：要你管！我跟公子要卷轴过去。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXDeW3NPg0
公子（消息）：卷轴5000金。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOS4JPXrPY
御天：QAQ73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtARgPd794J
漂流：你看，所以说还是我送你过去吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmrfHuaIIm
左手&右手一齐点头。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrQGJqtLrK
漂流：今天的风景挺好的，我们走走看看过去好了。反正你已经迟到了，也不差再晚一点。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8MYgYZyT8
御天：……你他妈走就走！拉我手算什么！给我放开！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTzGunnx4w
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2、有一天，大家一起在小雷酒馆喝酒。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNSkifwGMn
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公子：小雷，这酒不错，再来两杯。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BItmiUwtP
小雷：好~73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9df9Rg2DWt
御天：公子好像已经喝了好几杯了，怎么还要喝啊。酒有那么好喝吗？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOn3uF1hYez
战无伤：这是大人的爱好，小孩子你就不懂了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspRphWYn5l
御天：擦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU45pkej1dy
佑哥：不过公子喝了那么多……我算算，大概得有5000金酒钱了吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMoENntxa6
战无伤：擦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWagJjqIBk
剑鬼：重要的是，待会儿我们好像有任务，他喝成这样我们还能做任务吗？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjoToNHCIJq
众人：擦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0dB1VPU2n
公子已醉，面色红润，东倒西歪。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvIsVtnOLF
佑哥：那个，要不谁来阻止一下他？（小声）反正我是不敢……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCnnAFmcaD
战无伤&御天：我也……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGTXts6OAV
剑鬼笑而不语。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wZTTV3Xli
千里：一群人婆婆妈妈的是不是爷们啊，我来！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuplzug7iA
众人：擦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bnMMCW8C2
千里（一把夺走公子手中的酒杯）：公子，别喝了，要做正经事，赶紧的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvZDeQeDaK
公子（媚眼瞪来，看似秋波暗送，实为横眉冷对）：还来。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIc6UCeNes
千里：别喝了，这都几点了，做完任务我还赶着下线呢。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowvquWiI2J
众人：切~73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvzJhVAPsF
公子（不断往千里身上靠，伸手去捞酒杯）：还来。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8MRFW0E7k
千里（慌乱状）：喂，你别乱来啊。大庭广众的……你给我下去，下去。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAEo2Mwgcw
公子（整个人都坐到了千里的身上，蹭来蹭去）：还来。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr20ZeU7dQ
千里：擦！你们别光顾着看，帮忙啊！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtxmnyR0Q3
众人：你爷们你自己搞定。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDvDtVjCTI
千里分身无术，只得趁乱自己把酒给喝了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk99kERsjJP
千里：好了好了，走了走了，做任务去。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z3eGW1K3A
公子：嗯？这里好像有酒的味道，是藏在这里了嘛？（摸着千里的唇）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8JX9pJ3S1
佑哥&剑鬼默默看向两边，战无伤蒙住御天的眼睛。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUan7MqBxC
御天：干嘛蒙住我，我要看，我要看。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEU0JSqpHe7
公子按住千里的脑袋送上香吻一个，千里瞪大着眼睛看着公子妖孽的面容近在咫尺。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQQ4p0cb6D
系统：您的心跳过快，为了您的身体健康，系统将在十秒后强制离线，现在开始倒计时，十，九……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasXLFbBQSL
于是只见白光一闪，千里从酒馆消失了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1hELcgLvT
公子：切，怂货。小雷~再来两杯酒。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tjJ4ASdJW
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3、和漂流一起做任务。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAgqmOFd9R
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御天：为什么这个家伙会在这里！！！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuIgkGb0WY
剑鬼：咳，漂流是过来帮忙做任务的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xOyXjpxrw
御天：强烈要求把这个家伙踢出队伍！他一定是来当奸细的！奸细！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24SZcOiQNR
剑鬼：好了，我们来谈一下这次任务怎么分配。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHhZEre0Vy
御天：……QAQ（被坐在旁边的漂流微笑着顺毛）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcl2Czv2oE
公子：这一次的任务是千里弄来的，啧，又是一个越级的奇葩任务，线索也不是很明确。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr6BlMgJxG
千里：嘿嘿。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRmcjgJT0R
公子：首先是主城沙漠古城的北部有一个教堂废墟，根据任务提示，里面应该会有线索。剑鬼和千里去那边调查一下，随时在频道里报告情况。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRRR6ArF5D
千里&剑鬼：好。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvfnt2y9gi
公子：接着是所谓城外有关海市蜃楼的传言，那是我们最终要去的地方。佑哥和战无伤一起去打探一下，找一下有没有入口。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeIwoKrdjz
佑哥：包在我身上了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5ywvqCKfK
公子：然后是那个强盗寨子，剩下还有谁？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkuwbNuK3G
御天：我，我。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1SOBr41Vp
公子：嗯，那你和漂流一起去打探一下情况。左手也去，右手和我留在城里做接应。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJskWFylPp
御天：我反对！我不要和这个家伙一起行动！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim7f8xPPDx
公子：反对无效，你能自己找到寨子的位置吗？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBumHC9VrT
御天：……QAQ73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rERnd53xI
公子：好了，那就出发吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUertOByjF
公子掏出卷轴，白光一闪，众人便从小雷酒馆里消失了，随后九个人便一起出现在了主城沙漠古城里。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15ZkdfN30x
御天：公子，可不可以我和佑哥去查海市蜃楼，战无伤跟着你，让右手和那家伙去寨子，反正他们三个人经常一起行动。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuJjFcJZws
战无伤：我去！我难得一次不当保镖我容易吗，别跟我抢啊。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXDLmh54lU
公子：漂流他们都看不到佣兵团频道，联络起来不方便。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsiMrhFvoL
御天：那，那我就跟战无伤换，让战无伤跟着那家伙好了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZeJqx1X8E
佑哥：别啊，带你去，到时候我是找入口还是找你啊……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST9J4X5Yx8
御天：……QAQ73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZF3qnmjyj
于是漂流开开心心地搂着呆滞中的御天出发了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6wBMSEEro
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4、和漂流一起埋伏。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUHvpjEEBc
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御天：……我们为什么要在草堆里埋伏……我们不是来跟NPC打探消息的吗？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmOAHOUcxk
漂流：这里的NPC比较特殊，都是强盗，指不定一见面就直接化身开怪，所以我们要先观察一下。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV4BDOWtxx
御天：那左手为什么不来埋伏？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbk1E3urw4h
漂流：全部都埋伏了，就没有人和NPC说话了啊。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNgZD7oJBu
御天：我可以去，你和左手埋伏观察好了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsWdwuAONa
漂流：可是那样的话我会不放心啊。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfrBvC2oE6
御天：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJXM5xUJjC
左手和第一个NPC说话，没有被砍。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D1rm4iaei
御天：好像没什么危险，要么我们也出去吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOs0soxkO7
漂流：不好说，等等再看看。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtn9UhbS1f
左手和第二个NPC说话，还是没有被砍。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA5WTPdm9b
御天：好像真没什么危险，我说你是不是太胆小了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxDLNxATql
漂流：不是胆小是谨慎。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wtX6P4GPk
左手和第三个NPC说话，依旧没有被砍。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLIWwJA3jP
御天：好像真……………………TMD你在摸哪儿！你敢吃我豆腐！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSUjmH5nsm
漂流：我只是怕你蹲久了身子麻，帮你揉一揉。乖~73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUVzvWbcrR
御天：滚！蹲久了也用不着揉【哗——】啊！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiyTBQSm3M
（佣兵团频道内）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4wEoWTfMn
御天：我抗议！我正在被那个家伙性骚扰！QAQ73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJaNxS28C7
众人：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OhpjHhx85
公子：啧，漂流眼光真差。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQeVoJjbe0
千里：就是。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l5jLQhpsA
众人：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7DtguMKWW
御天：靠！你们这对狗男男。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNN2K9kEHX
御天决定自救，遂掏出家伙对着漂流。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv9mCDcrEv
御天：信不信我现在就砍了你。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nznrfWQmc
漂流：距离太近了，你射不到我的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEn149nFu3
御天：靠！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWs25wjXfV
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5、又到了一年一度的情人节，游戏里也举办了活动。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YipjuWTmb
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剑鬼：系统通知都收到了吗？情人节貌似有特殊任务。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuX8NlwNsp
战无伤：情人节任务关你什么事，你连对象都没有。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oJyIytoZW
剑鬼：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygmPXBNBXc
佑哥：根据我的情报，貌似也不是只有情侣才能做任务，还有单身的任务。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzvCn86AAG
御天：啧，你们这群光棍就去做光棍任务吧，我去找葡萄妹子陪我做情侣任务，哈哈。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxip6nN4Uhz
众人：擦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcuYnOpnNA
御天欢天喜地地奔去找葡萄妹子了，剩下的三人结伴来到街上，打算去接任务。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2gdwbTLYW
剑鬼：任务怎么接？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSu80BWAMz
佑哥：听说是找城里的NPC接，具体还没有打听到，但听说一看就明白。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7oZpcEmhg
战无伤：是指那个吗？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRem2mC3rJ
战无伤指着不远处一排卫兵，只是与平时不同的是，几乎每个卫兵头上都戴着一个写着“死”字的头巾。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wBgOJGUEG
佑哥：大概……走过去看看。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0PRlpZKXt
三人走到一个戴着“死”字头巾的卫兵面前。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwD1sgpDZg
剑鬼：情人节任务怎么接？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqscLK9TOH5
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！拿好这根火柴，去烧掉10对“隐秘的情侣”就可以成为我们的高级团员，我在这里等你消息。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuAgRvONGQ
系统：是否接收道具“光棍之棍”？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKsrvImyGF
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xVCmNy1Gf
战无伤：怎么样怎么样，我看卫兵好像给了你个什么东西？武器？加什么的？啧，一上来就发东西，真大方啊。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqHTbZjJ0K
剑鬼：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYp58hJVlGW
战无伤：嘿嘿，我也去领一个，你们等着。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSh2j1gobg
过了一会儿，战无伤领好任务回来了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH7G1eOHh5
战无伤：擦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYzz07VQQa
过了一会儿，佑哥也领好任务回来了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iGIeQmG2j
佑哥：擦！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88KM93v8Us
剑鬼：不知道没有带头巾的卫兵有什么区别？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0xXouEOgr
佑哥：再去试试看呗。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsVJTVhSAc
三人走到没有带头巾的卫兵面前。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfebyTNq4e
剑鬼：情人节任务……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPMEcBV897
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……咦？你是去死去死团的！！不要烧我啊！我没有女朋友！！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZroszY63t
剑鬼：……什么乱七八糟的东西。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RzHKkThBY
（与此同时，同城的另一个角落）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kay8e6Wyz
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……你们看，我连礼物都买好了，是她一直想要的项链，你们可不可以帮我送去给她？这对戒指就当做酬劳送给你们好了，上次买来被她嫌弃难看。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPVUitOBhS
系统：是否接收道具“情侣戒指”？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AWfpiQsPK
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剑鬼&佑哥&战无伤千辛万苦终于烧完情侣回来了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcadM5CMD4l
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！干得好，你们真是去死去死团的楷模！这个礼盒是成为高级团员的奖品，里面的东西你应该用得上。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVuiZM3XwA
三人打开礼盒后，发现都是自己职业用得上的装备。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NsQ3FiC6c
佑哥：还真是普通的奖品啊，不过属性还不错。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwYDR7DAeM
剑鬼：我这个没什么用，还没有我现在用的那个属性好。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmeKUUFIAlh
战无伤：奖品算什么，烧情侣才是重点。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6z71UqTdm
佑哥&剑鬼：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLQUitXeFM
这时，三人突然看见御天气势汹汹地从远处走过来。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHYQBpmBDL
佑哥：哎，御天，情侣任务的奖品是什么啊？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWloWlf7dJ
御天：…………………………漂流在哪里！！让我烧了他！！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtsvCfVdB6
然后御天又气势汹汹地踩踏着红尘滚滚地离开了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWfmTpm7Os
佑哥：御天怎么了？吃火药了？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTSCRRUk8H
公子：他只是被漂流坑了，不能和葡萄一起做情侣任务了而已。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GEOmlDOkY
佑哥：这样哦。哎哎？公子你来了？咦？千里也在。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKS2GBajZjr
公子：想知道情侣任务的奖品？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShIQNFIo2C
佑哥：是呀，是呀，公子你知道。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGEUmXLc7v
公子：就是这么个玩意儿。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2kR7dgvY2
公子从衣服里掏出了一枚戒指，随意地扔在众人面前。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC6KQn8lsb
佑哥：我看看。情侣戒指，任务物品，不可交易，火法抗性+20%！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3M2zbQ9eV8
剑鬼：数值挺高的啊。不过火法抗性对你没什么用吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlToHBBplIV
公子：活动的噱头而已。一开始发任务时候就给的，任务完成后可以永久持有。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGGSejmm3P
战无伤：等等！公子你和谁一起做的任务！难道是去重生紫晶借的妹子！这样的好事怎么不叫上我啊。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiwyHIlXj8
公子：和千里做的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbSL6eRz6T
战无伤：原来是和千里做的啊……神马！和千里！男人也行！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpn1UdhpFx
公子：谁跟你们说过情侣任务只能男女做。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxvnrKn9jr
战无伤：靠！无耻！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaXCwd4eQX
（N个城外的某个角落）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vBgluClra
漂流：我说，你总是这么追杀我，我都没法去找那个谁的女朋友了，任务完成不了对我们谁都没好处。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjrhumaAsV
御天：去死吧！谁要跟你完成情侣任务！完成不了最好！去死去死去死！！！！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVG0izjxKUV
漂流：都说了这么近你射不到我的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPch6oJc9D
御天：那就滚远点！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBhOERQhx7
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* 补充：73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuV6XykJZz
如果不是两个人去找非去死去死团的NPC：73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLsViQEaTs
卫兵：哎哎，明明是情人节，我却要在这里值班，我都已经和女朋友约好了，却临时放她鸽子，不知道会不会被讨厌……对啦，我有女朋友的事情可不要跟我旁边的兄弟说，他们是去死去死团的，我怕我会被烧掉。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmUiFMvpbM
如果领好了情侣任务再去找去死去死团NPC：73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Pe027OFTI
卫兵：啊啊啊啊啊！！伟大的去死去死团欢迎你！！神马！你们是情侣！烧掉！！（受到卫兵火法攻击，不过情侣戒指的火法抗性针对该NPC是100%的，记得带好就不会挂。）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyYR3TJMNq
关于情侣任务里的卫兵的女朋友：73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzISd8MFfZ1
看起来貌似找到就可以了，不过其实是个boss需要打一打。把项链交给女朋友后，女朋友会很快注意到情侣玩家身上携带的情侣戒指。虽然是自己曾经嫌弃的东西，但是看到戴在别人的身上依旧会暴走。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQtQBSTkFo
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6、佑哥在练级区泡到一个妹子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfIhsXQdsX
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妹子：哎？你真的是佑哥？那个无所不知的佑哥？（星星眼）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqR2wAsI4L
佑哥：是啊，你有什么想知道的尽管问我。（自豪状）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jgw6jmkWF
妹子：那你快告诉我双鬼谁攻谁受！我纠结这个问题好多年了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0GNeQqa0I
佑哥：额，公子和剑鬼？不是啊，公子和千里才是一对。咦？妹子你要去哪里？等等我呗〜73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aCzYgHfvl
妹子：小晴！我的CP被拆了！酒鬼大大居然跟那个叫千里一醉的是一对！我的双鬼啊！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFN3t6I3IU
小晴：哦，我无所谓啦，反正我是公子总受派的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblAJGRrkr2
佑哥：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTJgezRudc
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7、有一天，御天在三次元里碰到了漂流。（私设）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCJtWc0oh7
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御天：QAQ73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8BJngySvY
战无伤：怎么了？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBMczPwjd0
御天：我今天遇到漂流了。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbe6zlhOfg
战无伤：你不是天天都遇到他么。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUTYFOMeb6
御天：不是说游戏里，是在电梯里遇到的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9EXtRt969
战无伤：哪儿的电梯？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV09k8hSeOa
御天：家里的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtSYKewtHo
战无伤：哟，你们还是邻居啊？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYzkFjpUyT
御天：对啊，我也不想的！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE2t2U5Iz1
战无伤：[蜡烛]73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXosRmWP3u
（过了几天）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeLgs9xGr2
御天：漂流你给我滚出来！有种你跟我单挑！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuB7HM7Ws5
战无伤：他又怎么你了？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CCK8lZIFd
御天：他守我电梯！现在每天都得跟他搭同一部电梯下楼，真是生不如死！73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xg7nZTebW
战无伤：[蜡烛]73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAiSZc48km
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8、小雷又研究出了新的酒。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnyuSTY5AO
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小雷：公子，这是我新弄的酒，系统酒馆都没得卖呢。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7N7pWU5A8
公子：哦？不错，来一杯尝尝。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6Ys3OWDmD
于是小雷很开心地跑进去把新酒端了上来，然后小心翼翼地看着公子品尝。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P2PRP75i6
小雷：怎么样？还不错吧。我觉得公子会比较喜欢这种口感，所以特地配的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokLsjrkQI1
公子：嗯，不错，知我者小雷也。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGrkGDFNSB
小雷：嗯嗯。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FDv5uaR15
公子：小雷，我突然发现，你才是我生命中最重要的人。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6D9wkhIGA
小雷：公子！（泪花闪闪感动状）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTK2BSzz9S
公子：小雷！（泪花闪闪感动状）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXTgP5Omj2
千里突然有了深深的危机感。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFAuVGTFhO
佑哥：嘿嘿，新酒不错啊，小雷也给我们上一份吧。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RGhdPaASO
小雷：你们？哦，做这个酒挺费时间的，我做了好几天才做出几杯，都要留着给公子呢。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmn7dDhmJAn
佑哥：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyl33oLLLz
小雷：不过倒是可以给你们喝点别的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbY2HrvTLk
过了一会儿，小雷又端上来几份不属于系统酒的不明液体，一人一杯地放在众人的面前。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2Q195d0Dc
佑哥：……这是啥？73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33UYPSdt1b
小雷：研究过程中的副产品，看在你们是公子的朋友的份上就免费给你们喝好了。用的材料也很贵，倒掉怪浪费的。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17T8TNEygn
佑哥：……73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOxkBGJ57Z
众人突然有了深深的危机感。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZKwCAK8Si
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FREETALK73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gNr6CuTFE
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感谢收养这份……没什么意义的段子集XD。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRsCHtQXCU
看完近战以后就很HAPPY地各种脑补，并弃无数坑于不顾地来写近战的段子。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32L90AqIJu
近战里一直很很很很很喜欢漂流，直到他黑掉，我惊悚脸啊！御天也非常可爱，每次碰到漂流都一副炸毛的样子，我于是便当机立断这是一对XD（神马逻辑！）。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgSoZnRH9W
韩家公子也是我超喜欢的类型，智慧型美男啊~~~~~然后每次公子指点江山，我都会很YY地想着，公子你果然不愧是贤内助。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7RXYOAHng
然后是御天和战无伤，万年泡妞无果二人组，这两个人一老一少一搭一唱总觉得也很有意思~73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkVkWWp06U
剑鬼是最最最正直的真汉子！所以脑补他每次被众人的各种欢脱弄得无语到麻木，于是笑而不语。73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqrcrZISEA
至于佑哥的话，情报王嘛~ 情报=八卦（不对！）73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2qxFh7Slz
总之，如果以后还有机会也会在写近战的段子~欢迎大家来我微博或者博客上看哦~73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrbZR2IFmS
以上~73Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISOwIu5Ig6
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