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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIrfOKimUi
Yeah,292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vtB2AUL8j
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKVUVbvYvf
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJ1ECFT3B3
come on, baby light my fire."292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5atcdh1Qb
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnje49bnilB
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHBiEUCGKa
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9eBrrYsgPd
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEgAmrmjrC
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAIxTwrYHS
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST6IBSWafH
Alright, wise guys!292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIu0GDxUSD
Anyway, where was I?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1uNiZ0JIJ
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQUj3uVmYz
"Gay?"292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd66fvaahmG
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXIDSDOlrV
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzOYObZwgr
She replied and what type is that?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0gbnPUsnH
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1lHCVFVmL
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgoNYGOD7R
Jack?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8colhbSjx
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JxetRrNuh
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTtjP27yMh
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs64Gj0isMm
"Huh?"292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNS1JO95oX
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2YIygRyJo
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2n2Iv6wan
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNyfKoVAGe
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFPSmpy7J5B
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRJKRYwHiR
I said, what?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsndcdpAjPK
Hell nah!292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0fgAVSNkO
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeeGexniIAz
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSxHUqqh2E
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqnPDFvsdM
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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