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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8hmZgionW
Yeah,343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgAPAkpOkY
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptpqifK65A
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD3OMuwKGA
come on, baby light my fire."343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49nZz6SvPL
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNiWxjIuVj
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoror4AsfM
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX0uGwfbSX
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0vwEyO2Nx
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxtav5fljS
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UA4T7HGrg
Alright, wise guys!343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbrLgwFYwu
Anyway, where was I?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhPkRNGFa8
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi14QIjxBs
"Gay?"343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vOGCPKjOG
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREmMpjPaXN
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXvIaP1YHk
She replied and what type is that?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUxVO1quaZ
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbxnOSglXF
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrCaDFlE0T
Jack?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx76gItgAge
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpUJhR9POv
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2o6WYkE89
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhLoscPcyX
"Huh?"343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRdkyijnZU
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4mCWja7Sa
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkwc8DmW6p
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvU6cQ377i
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNWiaNm2ej
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiQMbrkmck
I said, what?343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrJv5wXo8p
Hell nah!343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VzIHMbxfT
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
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Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwRxNJZTv7
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 343Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmFHAXLwxJ
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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