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𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒉, 𝑰 𝒂𝒊𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒚𝒑𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕...
Because I still have balls and I am most definitely not talking about little league baseballs either!
My name is Frank...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfAhLaJxVl
Yeah,252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcz8CIB364
I am not emasculated, and I don't follow along with every idea that pops up inside a woman's mind...
I have dealt with gold diggers, bossy types, schemers, seductress, etc...
You name it, the point of this is to give you some insight into this wild story I'm about to tell you, so sit back, relax and enjoy the adventure...
Her name was Tiffany...Yeah, now you would have thought with a fancy name like that, she might be elegant, sophisticated, you know like that type of dame...
But that was as far from the truth as you can get, let me tell you she was crazy as a bat out of hell! We met at a bowling alley of all places and she had a nice rack too...
Hey, no pun intended, anyway I was in the dining area having a drink when she sauntered past me...
Pouty lips, luscious boobs and a very pretty face had caught my attention right away...The view from her rear end wasn't too bad either, so I hollered at her...
"Hey!"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNpTA4lpNC
What's your name sweetheart, come over and have a drink with me...She turned gazing at me, then slowly saunter up to my table and said,
"So if you desire me there's
no time to wallow in the mire252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jQTpOCFFW
come on, baby light my fire."252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7nSkxm9ta
Whoah, I said, now baby you're coming on too sexy and strong! Then she suddenly pulled her blouse down exposing her breasts whispering.
"Do you desire to milk these puppies or what?"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL28mYwQQZ
You know you want to feel and taste them so you can brag to your sailor friends when you return to your ship...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrSwKH4Tu3Z
I said, " Honey, I'm not a sailor, please pull your blouse back up."252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0d4AeFGnu
Listen doll, I said, "I'm flattered but have some class about yourself..."
She just glared at me so I stood, then gathered both of her large boobs in my hands and stuffed them back inside her
blouse...
Still glaring at me she suddenly started laughing real hard, almost falling over, she said the look on
my face was priceless!
After she manage to stop laughing she shook my hand saying, you'll have to excuse my behavior, all my friends think I'm crazy...
Hi, my name is Tiffany...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBW1MXXqGC
That was a scene from a B-rated hollywood movie called,
'Atomic Blondes On The Wild.'252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkkAfU0Lyi
Have you seen it? I am an aspiring actress, you might see me on the Hollywood big screen one day...
I had never met a woman anything like her in anyway before so I struggled for words...
Well, you're one hell of a crazy dame I have to admit but come on honey have a seat...
"What are you drinking I ask?"
Whatever you're drinking she said, but I have to use the lady's room first, I'll be right back. She leaned over and kissed me, ahh, her lips tasted like honey dew, ok, I didn't say Mountain Dew!252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hQhx1Knvw
Alright, wise guys!252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53DSyXRfSO
Anyway, where was I?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmTOT1aKvD
Oh, yeah, when she got back to the table she asked me was I straight or gay! Excuse me missy I said, "You're talking to me?"
"Honey, you got a lot of nerve!"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ8OMldex7
"Gay?"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8xg6FV7Mu
I'm not gay I exclaimed with indignation, are you a lesbian I asked?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE44LXt8SCU
She said, "Actually I like women and men." Oh boy, I thought, you really know how to pick them...
I said, listen, to each their own and I'm not sitting in judgement but honey I am not into your type...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuuCvbdAGD
She replied and what type is that?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvs26zYaq7
Exasperated, I said, you know, ah, ah, ah...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RbQuWmwMN
She blurted, I'm a liberated woman who will make you hollar like James Brown in the sack, Jack...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5e12p1p6k8
Jack?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pDEn1feeJ
I said my name isn't Jack, it's Frank, missy! Ok, Frank, she said soothingly, so what are you drinking baby? Scotch on the rocks, I said, "But I am about to leave because I have to get up early in the morning."
It was nice meeting you 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9QoBzEBrG
Tiffany...
Come on Frank, don't be so uptight, relax, surely you don't have to wake up that early!
"Oh I thought we were having such a good time together, so what type of woman turns you on?"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA4OFxiZ8I
Do you like timid, bold, adventurous, or wild women?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqcgQQhZhi
"Huh?"252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd4ItZUtiO
Do you like a woman who jumps on you, or do you prefer to do the jumping?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EFbT9ugqt
I didn't know how to respond to her questions because they were so personal...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxU5495pH6
"You know what I mean people!"
So, I remained silent...252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0tXCXMJqF
Do you like my sensuous lips or my fabulous butt?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9QmCuKe0i
Or, would you prefer a woman who robs banks?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXnxuCMuXU
I said, what?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyhlA6bBju
Hell nah!252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2c1AjeQMs
Tiffany laughingly said, so, no Bonny & Clyde then,
huh?252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttlchJ9ZX6
Most definitely not, I said, anyway I am leaving so have a good night. Ok, Tiffany said, but I am disappointed.
Goodbye.252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nifcJrtbZ
I walked out into the parking lot, opened the door to my Ford F-150 pickup and drove away. Boy, that was some chick, Frank thought, I have never met a woman like her...
But she was too bold, 252Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtR0HOClkj
I don't like aggressive females... But she was something else! Maybe I was too quick to judge her, anyway, it really doesn't matter because I'm sure I'll never see her again.
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