Jesus!

It stood 10 ft tall, it's not a man, my God it's a Sasquatch...

A big hairy Bigfoot!

My knees buckled causing me to fall again, I think I must have scream because a startled look flashed across his face..

As I ran past my wife, I looked backwards to see if it was chasing me, but only rustling and heavy thumps in the thick bush was heard...