我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfSY1ElmjX
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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyoMHLFTSG
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3Z8k9Mh63
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FCt7s90E5
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfnwJVUMIG
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGQux3a2vy
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ648HAhBATL
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhztFb4ojce
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweAxD3EdLg
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我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChhYhzMUjK
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOkwQgcwCm
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHNbttot3q
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwfWgCmUJN
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWPetbCgdt
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vXQxjLAS8
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA8w36tlhp
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGVBuDHD3oH
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh6c5sRKQo
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。618Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2G7AaCnmtG
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