我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoQvjTwZuJ
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmHDvcLMnY
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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXGVpZyYRv
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0z7pBM6o3
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我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJwWbcedDL
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ON95xedEl
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我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDbP9DGZwp
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原來佢比起我想像中更瞭解呢個世界嘅運作…575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjX4lQBrzh
我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7DiDYpwD4I
Q：「咁快啲播啦，我等得好心急喇。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZhb76quPQ
呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76KsNyJnVJ
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMGDXbd8PF
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfSmSEe284
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Q：「Minions！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPh5ljhgDA
我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwipXwdGmyd
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6ppvOoamy
我：「咁妳睇過未㗎？」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ki91KmxX6
Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmqfD2E5zZ
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbkr95HSHA
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd3IihjC5N
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOefzl6d0P
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWt3NGv01UI
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTtwFnShs8
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。575Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBLaupewci
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