年初一嘅午餐好豐富，有煎蘿蔔糕，一碟雜錦燒臘，一碟濕餸，即係發財好市重有炆斑球，一碟乾燒，即係金沙骨椒鹽鮮魷重有大明蝦，一餐食唔晒今晚重有得食，由於我唔慣淨食餸，所以琴晚我私自潷多盒飯返嚟添。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzLXl0SZex
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做功課咪做功課囉，好叻咩…咁其實我學校啲功課又唔係話好多，計埋之前嗰啲已經做咗大半，剩返嘅係最唔想做嘅中英作文，讀書報告，同埋西史自主研習；對學生嚟講做功課唔係最慘，最慘係剩返幾樣最唔想做嘅功課日日對住唔知點好。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o24v12e77
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QQ聽到我咁講頓時語塞了，嘻嘻，睇嚟佢今次無得反駁喇，話晒我每個禮拜都貢獻咗八九粒鐘工時畀佢，而且又要煮飯畀佢食同幫佢洗衫；雖然呢，我唔敢叫佢幫我做啲更加過份嘅嘢，但做功課呢，我都係開到口嘅。241Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2jq2QjEO9
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