我：「吓…有乜嘢會女仔覺得得意…」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgRpxSGmBL
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我：「我覺得好無聊囉。」中文叻嘅女神品味確係與眾不同，實在令我拜服。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGTaNXh26z
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Q：「男仔唔係好鍾意謦淫嘢嘅咩？快啲作！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ylpD2jvG2
喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZNCGFuwqs
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Q：「哈哈！都唔係接住嘅，重要…好奇怪！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3D0kxFNDW
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6id8ebIlY
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我：「係呀，超級黃色㗎，有無興趣先？」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpcJsy29Sn
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVSqPgKupj
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Q：「有乜好介意，你唔係以為我未睇過呀？」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksCr5EL7kN
我：「但呢套好露骨㗎喎。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlHsqYVNbK
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我：「放心啦，一定無妳所諗嘅嘢。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwCDLQqfcl
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呢個右女神確實係神神化化，佢想睇我反應？541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTIdXscbIn
於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67SL4dDMZX
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH5zK18H2R
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我：「Queenie鍾唔鍾意呀？」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl2K06x7Ap
Q：「鍾意！好鍾意呀！」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3LuCwwKHl
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Q：「睇過一二集，呢個外傳未睇。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwfiTRAT1x
我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzItyJCfIw
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqdsj6Uipv
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxk8rwH0ek
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98X3MJGPhX
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMJae9M3fE
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。541Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0vY8Um3PK
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