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喺佢嘅淫威之下，我只好班門弄斧…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfP6xiibgN
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Q：「唔係吖，我好開心喎，話時話，有無䚎我先？」佢對住我露出蠱惑嘅笑容，重淫淫哋…619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdvPn5ySlw
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佢講完就擔咗張凳坐咗喺我隔籬。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH4Dt9Lp8j
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於是我打開咗個download folder，click咗一個file，隨即有幾隻超黃嘅角色出現咗喺螢幕。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yWahVJF5y
空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK0PJwpxxG
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我：「咁就好，我去斟杯zero畀妳。」619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrdjtHnNxj
唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpU8TMPz8B
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBC2VRlnhPA
就係咁，我同佢手拖手度過咗愉快嘅九十分鐘，一齊傻笑，一齊大嗌，一齊㞗叫學Minions講嘢；其實我哋都重係細路仔嚟咋嘛，好應該繼續充滿童真每日開開心心生活。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeJpOaWQB5
睇咁多AV做乜吖，成大個女神喺隔籬，不如諗下點樣令佢開心啲好過啦。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUax5W9uTK
雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKY3wNUIf0
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