一月一日，公眾假期，溫書日；我極度懷疑Queenie佢違返咗聯合國兒童權利公約而有意將佢告上國際法庭；不過喺我識寫英文信之前，我首先想去消費者委員會投訴，畢竟我係真金白銀養佢喺度美化家容，但係佢嘅商品說明條例並無寫明佢會強迫他人勞動同剝奪他人自由。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLdluW6UqS
一月二日，我要發動革命爭取獨立。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2LzwaJHbo
我：「Queenie，你條仔好似今日返香港喇喎。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCgcWWa13E
Q：「唔係好似，係今日返到。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTqhuKBSON
我：「幾點落機呀？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbR0wSn7kF9
Q：「大概黃昏前囉。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRsEFnmn9I
我：「妳…唔係應該準備要去接機嘅咩？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsVZ7MHQmw
佢將個頭傾斜45度角兼反白眼，好似望住外星人咁望住我。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pWU8GRZNr
Q：「乜年代呀，而家重有人接機嘅咩？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGU7gRxVB9
我：「咁…咁耐無見，應該嚟個重逢相擁嘅畫面。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3WBMtiXuI
Q：「你係咪傻咗呀？人哋成家返嚟，我點接機？」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkCH8rq3YS
我：「成家返嚟點解接唔到，佢屋企人無見過妳？」我估唔到呢啲高尚人家嘅小朋友拍拖都要收收埋埋。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99Zk8hJcZy
Q：「無呀…費事嚇親人啦，一陣以為個乖仔俾我搶咗就唔係幾好啦，又驚會以為阿仔顧住拍拖唔溫書，成績唔好就嚟怪罪落我度。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEy81CCe3t
我：「應該係知道乖仔俾妳色誘而衰十一大發雷霆，想夾生打死佢咋掛。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoF3BCLgNq
Q：「咪再講呀！唔係我主動㗎，從來無色誘佢！」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFCLwURzn6
我：「但妳就咁喺度已經…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxNayUespS
Q：「溫你嘅書啦，咁多廢話。」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ3DBPqTil
暖和嘅冬天，白色寛衣下嘅一對開心果泡芙，酥軟Q嫩，隨著主人嘅動作而產生震盪，好似一個唔小心就會破皮，香滑嘅奶油從缺口滲出嚟，呢個時候要盡快用舌頭頂住將內饀吸入口中，以免成身都係。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUBh39qnpW
『俛而讀，仰而思；思有弗得，輒起，繞室以旋。室有窪徑尺，浸淫日廣。每履之，足苦躓焉；既久而遂安之。』357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkvlUeZdYt
讀下書，諗下嘢，突然諗到衰嘢，彈起跺跺腳，室有女娃長腿數尺，每日廣泛哋浸淫污染吾心，每次揩到佢隻腳，足夠我苦忍，但久而久之…357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iLm4yMkFW
「鈴鈴，鈴鈴…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjLn3xsZBz
Q：「喂，唔好嘈，我條仔打嚟！」再閃咗上床。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYrEhWd8Y6
真係要感謝公子好生之德，將寡人救出牢籠…357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0w5vtArOK
我又點會嘈吖，就算唔係妳條仔打嚟我都唔會出聲㗎啦，以前妳唔喺度，我間屋可以全晚一粒聲都無；理得妳咁多，我即刻彈上我張床度㩒下電話先。357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeCpN34o3g
Q：「有呀，梗係掛住你啦，邊係喎…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrFDRs4T7GR
Q：「今年唔去喇，今年揀科，要專心溫書…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXTeaUoiYr
Q：「唔使啦，唓，你都唔記得晒…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwgeYGlTKs
Q：「乜喎，人哋不知幾專心…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjDralE2ZS
Q：「我先無你咁曳呀…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfDUzhC9rX
Q：「嗯…鍾意呀…有呀…嗯嗯…好衰呀…唔入呀…」357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIqPDrZAUT
當然啦！送飛機點可以入禁區！357Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8us44uu2rl
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