食飽飽返到屋企，我覺得呢個平安夜都過得幾開心，有LEGO砌，重有個靚女陪我行夜街等我可以曬下命，雖然只係屋企樓下啫；但，最重要嘅係我唔使諗要去邊玩，唔使計下餐飯合唔合佢心意，唔使煩買乜禮物，亦唔使諗點開口邀請佢嚟我屋企做某啲事情…377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAgJcztklw
女朋友嚟㗎嘛！平安夜，又無土地問題，唔通唔開口呀？你對唔對得住自己呀！應該係咁…除非…377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUhrrgd26b
諗返起我上年平安夜都送咗個silent night嘅音樂盒畀細蚊，同佢去大家樂食咋咋淋鐵板餐再加至cool冰冰，係就係好平民，都成百五蚊㗎。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloSyVdmrtp
而家我一蚊都唔使就有個女神級喺隔籬撓到我實一實，全部屋邨妹見到我哋都要讓路呀。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tcyAixiaO
其實，我係咪都應該要送啲嘢畀佢呢？377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2GDnbY6HJ
我：「呀，妳哋今晚去邊食呀？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MdzWkNCS9
問下都好嘅，可以調查下係乜價位，而QQ又點反應，啱唔啱口味…始終我第時都有機會同佢喺出面食飯。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lqmezEzzk
Q：「拉麪囉，咪幾好，一大碗實食得飽。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfQbS855i6
我：「今次無食窮人喇？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0OZVCJUhV
Q：「唔會掛，都係每人一百蚊到。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPdyirV0Qs
即係話around呢個價位佢都會接受，咁我待細蚊都算不薄喇喎。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgSeUshlZY
我：「不過送完份禮物都窮咗。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAMk0yEon0
Q：「我唔知佢呀，佢識自己分配㗎啦，我理得佢下個月Lunch要捱麪包吖…但，如果你有問題唔好死頂呀，要同我講知唔知？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAhcOCePBY
我：「放心啦，我唔會餓死妳。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoKukKwyce
返到屋企Queenie就堂而皇之咁喺個廳除衫執衫準備入去沖涼，我已經睇佢底衫褲look睇到慣晒，繼續幫個LEGO盒影相。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDK9Al98Iyr
Q：「其實…如果我係屋邨妹你係咪就會抽我水？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96FwzS7Ryz
我：「咁就當然啦，正所謂入屋揸波是常識，揭開裙底硬道理，咪就係咁啫嘛。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhz7yOxX9y
Q：「都唔知你哋啲文化係咪真係咁黐線。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H08FrJWVJ
我：「好多妹…都好玩得㗎，又唔係叫你做得好過份，最多咪鬧你幾句，同埋，我諗會上得你屋企都叫friend㗎啦，玩下又唔使死，我諗佢哋都係咁諗。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8WGfpdgra
Q：「但你對我又咁忍得嘅？」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzQ7HyKj5O
我：「女神只可遠觀吖嘛…況且…唔使揭都有底底睇啦…而家。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM38w2xm5RT
Q：「哦。」然後佢去沖涼。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmNvcKv3fp
如果妳單身，我可能真係會忍唔住；但忍唔住又點吖，我哋一個天一個地根本無可能。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtXxYGRaZE
影完相我就打開Carousell作文up相，希望幫我架LEGO車搵到個好主人，同埋賣到靚價錢。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8cUKBu5QK
『LEGO TECHNIC系列42096保時捷Porsche 911 RSR已砌，平安夜開盒剛砌好，有洗手砌，未display過無封塵，貼紙完好未貼，保證齊件，可先代拆散，全套連盒放售，九成二新，約七折放售八百元…』377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1jGoeU6S6
Q：「諗清楚未呀，咁捨得？」佢沖完涼出嚟。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkmVo7GdNZ
我：「算啦，都無位擺。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJN1FSoHveN
Q：「竟然又無錯字喎。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7cQcE5WfA
我：「對過㗎，有錯字人哋會覺得係小朋友唔敢同你交收。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCbEYIa8HO
Q：「你對我真係好。」377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTVLvFVpxS
Queenie烏低身惜咗我塊面一啖，佢個衫領重要幾闊…點解…妳明明有男朋友重…377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUrIhTh262
然後我望住部電話發呆。377Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EfNMZIZA5
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