健:「不如下次你都一齊玩啦,幫我助攻都好。」385Please respect copyright.PENANA6R3LpGxyg0
我:「又搵我做坦克?咪搞,唔同你爭女已經好畀面,重要搵我笨…」385Please respect copyright.PENANAqaR1ot3Dii
健:「唔係講呢種呀,係幫我講下好說話,等佢對我有多啲好感,加下印象分。」385Please respect copyright.PENANAi38F9kDECT
我:「點呀,你三殺就讚你好威威,四殺就要讚你好型仔呀?人哋自己睇到啦。」385Please respect copyright.PENANAqMUlfftNxY
健:「咁可以講下其他嘢嘅。」385Please respect copyright.PENANA8AcwwAsBYt
我:「讚你好靚仔,喺學校點樣溝死女?我唔係基佬呀,諗起都想作嘔…」385Please respect copyright.PENANAU000BV7wWN
健:「喂…唔幫手都唔好搞破壞好喎。」385Please respect copyright.PENANATQT1URuah1
我:「佢有興趣自然會瞭解你㗎啦,唔好咁假得唔得,邊有男仔會無神神美言自己個friend㗎。」385Please respect copyright.PENANAvZaJ4hThFb
健:「最衰都係你,唔係你拉佢一齊玩,我又點會遇到佢,搞到我咁煩。」385Please respect copyright.PENANAPuAC4znmWc
我:「你…係咪姓賴㗎,想撩架打呀?」385Please respect copyright.PENANA6teueV05Sj
健:「鬼得閒同你打,係呢,你放假落嚟溝女?」385Please respect copyright.PENANADqZh55RTnU
我:「我係落嚟玩,唔係溝女,you see,成個球場一眼望晒,有無女吖?」385Please respect copyright.PENANAMLpiQ4DvNK
健:「咁你個Carmen同Mandy咪又係喺度識。」385Please respect copyright.PENANAnfu9U9ydvx
我:「你知唔知幾高難度?你試下日日落嚟蒲幾粒鐘吖,可能十日得一日有女㗎咋,分分鐘重要係其他仔帶落嚟曬命,有得睇無得溝,慳返啖氣吧啦。」而且係因為Carmen先識到細蚊。385Please respect copyright.PENANADSAxAiD2Ap
健:「咪好似你以前咁囉,抵你戴綠帽。」385Please respect copyright.PENANAGfYGuv30sL
我:「唔揼㞗你都唔得嘅!」一嘢揼落佢大髀。385Please respect copyright.PENANAdMW6G1Sqci
健:「Oosh!…咁你唔諗住溝女嗱?」385Please respect copyright.PENANAamrXQTR8kx
我:「唔住喇,抖下先,拍拖好麻煩。」385Please respect copyright.PENANA83TgV3iLYi
QQ一日喺度,睇怕我都唔使諗住,除非…QQ直接叫我收皮啦,咁嘅話我即刻約細蚊上嚟喺正佢面前扑添呀!不過呢,而家同佢相處得咁好,呵呵…385Please respect copyright.PENANAmxdEm7PD20
健:「啊啊啊!有message呀!」385Please respect copyright.PENANAotqcSntaod
K:『我今日學長笛,八點後online找你吧。』385Please respect copyright.PENANAwBuZrgqvGI
右女神,吹簫就吹簫啦,長乜鬼笛啫。385Please respect copyright.PENANAGh9nTHk2Rb
健:『好呀,一陣見。』385Please respect copyright.PENANAcaBo6LoGR9
我:「開心啦,人哋覆你嘞。」385Please respect copyright.PENANA7EVdVCHSg3
健:「嗯,咁唔講住喇,我攞啲嘢返屋企先,你今晚都一齊玩啦。」385Please respect copyright.PENANA9sEUSKfiqs
我:「知喇,你小心啲同人講嘢呀。」385Please respect copyright.PENANAuwl8JnsHyp
QQ覆佢,咁睇嚟佢都拍完拖就快返屋企,我都要返去迎接右女神先,攪咗一日佢一定好攰攰豬,我要燒定水幫佢沐浴更衣潔淨一下佢個身體。385Please respect copyright.PENANAjmoQiogWD2
講下笑啫,小弟連䚎佢沖涼都唔敢啦,女神啲脾氣難以觸摸,多一事不如少一事,平時佢換衫有得望下已經好開心,實在無謂跳入雷池同虎穴。385Please respect copyright.PENANAfU3mUHVY6X
今晚八點要陪佢哋打傳說,電話要差足電先,一路差一路玩好影響手感同靈敏度,不過QQ部iPhone就無乜影響,又或者我睇佢玩見唔到有分別,一分錢就真係一分貨,Steve Jobs你係得嘅,記得喺下面要送部電話畀我媽咪呀。385Please respect copyright.PENANA9ffJ1vS94w