札帕第二彈！他用非常通俗、亦用他獨有的幽默，道盡了男性對性事的焦慮、閹割恐懼、以及那些永遠難以啟齒的事，喚起大家的awareness。
（你不禁能想像，70年代的那些美國嬉皮在親熱時聽到這首到底會不會切歌啊？）
本曲出自專輯Joe's Garage，一張三段式的搖滾歌劇，故事發生在音樂被禁止、反烏托邦的未來世界中，一位名叫Joe的青少年的故事，關於他對政府的不信任、對女性的欲求不滿、對性的探索，最後成了瘋人的故事。
愉悅總是與痛並存。這就是為什麼我愛Zappa，愛他的大誠實，毫無虛偽做作，根本沒在藏的！
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Why does it hurt when I pee?歌詞翻譯294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttOFmEWyEA
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
（為什麼我尿尿的時候會痛？）
Why does it hurt when I pee?
（為什麼我尿尿的時候會痛？）
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
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I got it from the toilet seat294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlzPyH0Awt
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I got it from the toilet seat294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2blm8MOgbg
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Got it from the toilet seat294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm306H33dov
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Why does it, why does it
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Why does it, why does it hurt when I
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（痛！）
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