Chris jumps off the motorcycle which is parked right next to the batmobile in the parking lot of a cinnabon in cinnabon nebraska. It’s cold.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04wM1vdnip
“It’s cold.” Chris says Thorndykingly.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEQLMoWbqK
“That’s to make the cinnabons cook better, they make it colder here.” Shadow walked into the Cinnabon inside of the mall in Nebraska that the Cinnabon was inside of. “We are here to find Gene Tackovick, he is a Cinnabon manager.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqcLTRn3wo
“Um, this is Cooper’s Bar.” Responds a blonde woman who looks annoying. “Cinnabon is right over there.” she says and points at the Cinnabon which is right over there.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzINw9fZX9m
Shadow looked over at the cinabon that was right over there and grumbled and walked over the cinnabon that was right over there. “Im here for your regional manager.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyA2eNBMtz
“what” a tall bored gray wolf at the counter was looking at Shadow “why do you want Gene”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajTVUJ1kzd
Shadow scoffed and walked away with his arms crossed. “Chris, talk to this cringe core furry incel.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7yfy7Kj3S
“Hi, Legoshi Beastars.” Chris says reading his nametag, “We need to speak to your manager because we need his secret lawyering skills.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62wONKsvEf
Gene Takovic walks out and pats Legoshi on the shoulder.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN6Szg86nU5
“Hi, I’m Gene Takovic. Did you know you don’t have rights? Well the Cinnabon terms of service says you don’t.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQN3DLLzn7
“Gene!!” Shadow walked over to the counter and looked at Gene Takovik. “We need to talk, I’m a friend of Gerald Robotnik and Lalo Salamanca.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak1h952TMK
“Lalo???” Gene says and starts crying profusely.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGjfIq58tr
“It was Ignacio! Amigo del cartel! Amigo del cartel!”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEhhFEn38k
“Shut the fuck up about Nacho Varga, he is cringe and dead, boomer. Can we talk in your fridge that you store dough in?” Shadow pointed at the fridge that they store dough in.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYgdh595wg
“Yes, okay. We can talk in the fridge that I store dough in.” Gene says and they all walk to the fridge that they store dough in but there is not any dough and Batman is crying in a corner.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJ3VrIHEba
“Do not notice that man of bats.” Gene says.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo91DJkXinz
“Saul, we need your lawyering! I saw the American Greed documentary about your life, I know you have the lawyering skills to save me! I need you to talk Fang and his outlaws out of murdering me!” Chris says.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu9Vh4Lubr
“Fang the Sniper is trying to kill Chris, we need you to sue him so he won’t, I hate raccoons or whatever he is.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPdbXhNNP5
Saul scratches his chin.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0ZjcJ2mIS
“Chris, what disabilities do you have?” Saul asks.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMre0TCjG35
“Um, none.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4Qrm5aqlj
Saul breaks Chris’s leg and then puts it in a cast.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiiNnpy99e
“Perfect.” Saul says and puts on a bright pink reflective suit.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYazdKSHUx
“Oh my God, you broke my leg!” Chris says, “you are the worst lawyer ever!”299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKAOyKv0mJ
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HbD4AvV8M
“I just broke your leg,” Saul says reasonably, “I’m the best lawyer ever.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMO7b40mRy
“I love Saul goodman, I’m so glad I called Saul.” Shadow punches Chris in the leg that was broken.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQB0HkA4iP
Legosi was staring at the two and looked angry “gene can you stop being Saul goodman and please help there is a ok nvm I don’t care anymore”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM0wOqv6JM
shadow gave legoshi a thumbs up and punched Chris
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgVga3KdSJ
“Legoshi Beastars where is all the dough” Chris says suspiciously while cradling his leg which is twisted in three different ways and is bleeding.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBk0FWiHJP
“I don’t care” legoshi walked away to go on his date with that other guy I forgot his name
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIhjV87OHE
Shadow put on a bright red reflective suit “I’m gonna go back to my roots and become a lawyer again.” Shadow pulled a card out of his wallet. “my New Mexico State bar license hasn’t expired so that means I can be lawyer again”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BMLOtqqNZ
They all congratulate Shadow for being a lawyer again and hide how disappointed they are in his choices in life.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfjPe7pHbp
Saul leaves the fridge and sees the blonde woman in Cooper’s Bar.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTyEzUFQLJq
“Oh no…” Saul says worryingly.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHz18FrAVJ
Shadow walked over to the woman and punched her in the face and walked away “I dealt with the feet that could’ve distracted you.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nZc6RrXNv
“It’s not her, it’s even worse…my ex-sister in law, Bim Lexler.” Saul says and starts crying while the blonde woman walks over angrily.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL03Hdn8ksR
“Oh fuck” shadow left
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHWFtvHWxN
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCGkeGvbKQ
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVsydFBCa6
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LGYRzYSiZ
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpPhVjh2SQ
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24Nm71ckBi
shadow came back and was holding a hot pretzel he got from an Auntie Anne’s cart on the other side of the mall. “I hate women”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWSWqAc3F0
Saul got done crying after Bim Lexler beat him up while reciting Amy Schumer jokes.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUvLqY2D1I
“Okay, lets go meet this Fang person and lawyer all over him!” Saul snaps his phone in half out of excitement to be returning to his old lawyering days.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFivKJciy6
“Yeah!” Chris says and then turns to Shadow, “how do we find fang???”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0ggRVUWoB
“Idk” shadow shrugged and ate his pretzel and felt bad cause pretzels make you feel bad
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOAoATN3f5
“I have a feeling this Fang fellow may be a very hard individual to find,” Saul says, “I may have to call a colleague down from vacation in Belize…”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvVQ5qxiMF
Fang crashes through the ceiling and starts no scoping everyone but missing because he doesn’t play call of duty.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3oSJ7h4kX
Shadow tugged on his jacket and cleared his throat. “It’s showtime.” Shadow walked towards Fang. “Ladies, gentlemen, cringe raccoons, I’m here to present my opening argument.” Shadow put out his hands.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ070YKFKDTM
“Who are you callin’ raccoon, pard’ner?” Fang says like a raccoon would.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvQOnqSnmt
“You, trash man.” Shadow pointed at Fang. “Now, killing people is pretty cringe, can we agree, ladies and gentlemen of the jury?” The people in the mall food court all said yes and nodded in agreement.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rBS7TMXYI
Fang looks at Shadow from under his hat.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcn5RPmBxv
“Oh, so Mr. Thorndyke got hisself a attuhrney, did he? Well then, lets even this here little horse race!” Fang says and points at Saul Goodman.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vJ5H3tbDo
“Saul, I choose you!” Fang yells and then gives Saul a dollar.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIsoQV00Zp
Saul looks regrettably at Shadow and Chris and says “I’m sorry, but legally as the law states I must defend him in this mall of law.” Saul says and sadly walks to the raccoon.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLghVvEs61
Chris is pretty upset and looks at Shadow.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwHyfXR1Gp
“Shadow, you need to save me! If you don’t, Fang will do bad things!” Chris says and falls over because he let go of his crutches.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzICqqt0VVX
“Of course I will, Flynn—“ Shadow stopped himself, and sighed. “I’m sorry, you just.. remind me of somebody that I used to know.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxL2iEWjyE
“A-a-a-after this do you wanna get breakfast?” Chris asks hungrily.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJo6Ia3jETB
Shadow stared at Chris, eyes watering. “Yeah, buddy… We’ll get all the breakfast you want…”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeLea1sqPO
Saul walks before the mall of law and points at Chris Thorndyke.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgiUvoiwrD
“Now, members of the jury, the defendant Mr Thorndyke, is undeniably, really stupid.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPyprDgVZ7
Shadow scoffed. “Dammit, he’s right.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE70bYZngU4
“And I’m sure if I were in an xbox live chat I’d get a big ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA’ to that. So why are we even here? I for one say we hand him over to Fang, who will keep him away from all you good citizens. It’s what God would want, praise the lord.” Saul says and puts on the Jewish hat.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIUcL2YZWA
Shadow walked forward, arms crossed, and chuckled. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I think you’ll find that Saul Goodman is a stupid poopoo dummy head. Who even IS the god of the Jewish Bible?. I rest my case.” Shadow walked away and sat down on the bench next to Chris. “We got this in the bag.” Shadow lit a cigarette and started smoking, putting one in Chris’ mouth and lighting it for him.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGs2T3uTs5y
Saul pointed at Shadow in outrage and screamed.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBVITkdp2s
“DO YOU SEE THIS MEMBERS OF THE JURY? ANTI SEMETISM IN CLEAR DAYLIGHT!”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal3evB2vsQ
“Bruh.” Shadow smoked
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYpwFqetQL
“How can you in good conscious side yourself with a self proclaimed NAZI???”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEySdxoQoE
Batman runs out of the fridge.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKTuahZ0Tf
“How could you say such a thing, Shadow… I am Jewish, and I can’t believe you would say that. I’m the god damn Batman! Why would you say that about me???”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXe8QSKgVO
“This is what’s wrong about all of these Jewish people…”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYr4BLSHdT
Author’s note: I am not snti smieitc I just think that shapdw is a bad guy so he thinmls bad things like anyi ewish
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo0uTP9CMU
“Your honor, I was never anti-semitic! I was simply asking a religious question! However, I still stand by my case, Mister Goodman is a stupid doodoo head!”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdIWCdCvFY
Wakko Warner, the judge, scratched his chin. “Yeah okay”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoflRyhaRq4
“Fang the Sniper is trying to commit a horrific, disgusting, hate crime! A terrible action against this child, due to his disturbing disability!” Shadow punched Chris in the leg.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBj1Z18lpId
Chris cried out blood which smells a lot like fruit punch and which came out of a kool aid jammers juice pack.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGAY8ekN54
“Yes!” Chris yells, “I hurt so much right now oh my God it hurts!”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkihdlEhQyf
Saul flicks his jacket forward cooly and slicks his hair back and walks into the middle of the mall with a smirk.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrI7d49BZU
“Your honor, Mr. Warner, how can it be considered a hate crime,” Saul motions to Fang, “if my client loved doing it?”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOvvswOvCw
Everyone in the jury gasps and even Bim Lexler is stunned in amazement at how amazing that point is. Wow.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCOfXENNPZ
“Chris we’re so fucked” shadow was shaking and crying at that point “there’s only one way I can win this case… Your honor!” Shadow walked up to the judge. “I would like to call a witness to the stand, to testify that Chris is not cringe and should not be killed by this loser.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkoxLVnAdp
“Hmmmm…” Wakko tapped on the podium he was sitting behind. “Yeah alright buddy, but don’t waste my time! I got important things ta’ get to!”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4Zvz2xRaR
Shadow nodded. “Your honor… I’d like to call Phoenix Wright to the stand!”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaWr3vyE4d
Phoenix Wright busted into the Cinnabon, covered in Miles Edgeworth’s lipstick. “IM HERE!!!”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2lCV21kBwM
Saul Goodman’s smile dropped and a look of abject horror spread across his face. The same lawyer who had resurrected his brother Chuck, even in the face of opposition against Harold “Harry” Hamlin, was back and ready to beat him down once again and prove who the best lawyer in Japanifornia really is.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnIpvXny0r
“Hi Phoenix.” Chris says while playing on his 3DS.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SmRN9Llgb
Phoenix nodded at Chris. “What’s good lil bro” Phoenix put his briefcase on his bench and opened it, pulling out papers and smacking them. “Your honor, if you look at these papers right here, you’ll see that Chris is actually awesome and based. He has killed many people, which makes him strong and cool, even though he is disabled.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNURxxP3wa
“that’s not why I brought you here”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSFeaU6bSh
“Shut the fuck up shadow this is why I hate hedgehogs”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X7CLKha5T
“C-conjecture your honor! Murder is illegal! Everyone knows that! This is super bad and cringe of him to do, not based! Not based at all.” Saul shakes his head, trying to keep himself composed.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKmRKyHm2O
The tension amongst the crowd members is nearly palpable, Bim Lexler eats twenty hot peppers and does a ritual in the name of Amy Schumer and Batman hugs his baseball bat passed down from Mae Borowski to Rick Grimes to Bruce Wayne to Batman.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmn5q8yhxQ
“Buddy.” Wakko looked at Saul. “This is a court, nobody cares about the law.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpOh0NZWmj
Phoenix smirked, and pointed at Saul. “Kill yourself.” Phoenix walked out of the food court and got a hot pretzel on the way.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPKQHja5z1
“You’re good brody we got him” shadow dapped up Chris
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLnr6scxmh
Saul cries and the police take him away after Saul gives the keys to Legoshi who just got back from his date with that one guy named Lewes or something.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0hI0wdo22
Fang grits his teeth and his tooth pick snaps.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyXteeKr93
“You may ‘ave bested me this time, but I won’t let you get the best’a this ol’ weasel again!” Fang yells and hops away because he’s a kangaroo.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ210w8ZuFSg
Chris finishes eating his cigarette.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23SUkTZsWr
“That went pretty well.” Chris says and then snaps his 3DS in half because the companion from Sword and Shield is really stupid and annoying.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6my0RK9MN
“Hop was a retread of Hau, but I like Hop, he might’ve been a bland rival but he wasn’t annoying like Barry and Wally.” Shadow took off his jacket and kept eating his pretzel.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2Utq1RzJP
Wakko was buying a Cinnabon but couldn’t because they were all out.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQB5Edra3mI
“I’m glad Saul didn’t wise up and call that one blind lawyer asshole guy to the stand, we would’ve been fucked like some cringecore zoomers.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WD57AEbOu
“What can a blind guy even do,” Chris says, “he can’t even do anything cool like fight crime or whatever.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOFKy5dS6r
“Wowwww, the disabled guy is being ableist. Cripical.”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM96hvWwdh
Author’s note: I am not ableist I sahed hat so chashow can loom like ba fguy
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vKphq3Doy
“Okay, do you want to get a cinnabon for breakfast, Shadow?” Chris asks Chrissily and throws away his crutches cause he’s done being disabled now.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2V4kyBR24
“Yeah sure.” Shadow walked over to the Cinnabon in fashion square mall but was stopped by a rock wrapped in a red string hitting him.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91QEKSzrel
Someone pulled the string back in. “I-I’m sorry, that was meant for a- for my sweetheart..”
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zfKsSySf1
“You’re good.” Shadow smiled at the man in the red and blue shirt and walked over to the Cinnabon. “I’ll get one Cinnabon… To go.” Lightning struck behind shadow.
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuQ6FMG7r1
The end of chapter 7 or something idk
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwlSfGDxPX
299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoSHBcFDff
