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Helen was wheeling down the road at fast speeds, panting at the exrittion. “I…WAHHHHHH!”
Helen opens her phone, and on the lock screen she sees a picture of her and sonic. “Oh Sonix…how I miss you…” She licked the photo.
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sudenly chris thorndyk jumps out of a bush and jumps out!
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“Helen, oh my God!” he yels, painting.
Helen has a violen reaction, and wants to kick him! But no legs.
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Helen isn’t cuite shure if this is what chris actually said, but she is so that she’s angry and engaged. “BE QUIET CHRISTOPHER! YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE…LIKE…” Her face got red wit ange. “CORND*CK!”
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Author’s Note: I apologyse for using bad word, i just thout it was relly funny how much these words rhyme, becuse I dont like chris. Please dont telled my mom..
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Chris is completely and utterly confused by this interaction, and runs away to do fortnite dances leebiing belen in her angre.
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Helen sat there in her wheelchair pulling at her hair giving Chris a hard stare. “THAT CHRIS THRONDYKE!!!!!! HE DRAES DANCE ON ME!??” She was furius, Engaged, even. She had to do something. Something drastic.
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Gamma and tales finally are done synchronyzed dancing to Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars, when helen wheels in because her legs are broke.
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“tail! I need ur help to kill chris corndyke!” Helen saus loudly. “Right now!!!!!!!!”
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Tails turnt a round and looked at Helen after being done dancing to Uptown Funk by Bruno Mars “what I thougt I killed that dumi diot” tails was confused
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“What are u talking about???” Helen says confusedly
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“Gamma stabbed him with his blade and cut him”
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“But i just sawng his stoopid face 10 minutes ago and he fortnite danced!”
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”not the defult danced from fort night…” Tails scratched his chin, nowing that John Jones, also known as Jonesy, from Fortnite, lived not too far from Tails’ lab. “May be if we talk to Jone sy, he ca n teach us about this evil default danced.”
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“Ok watever can we we just kill him again right now asap pls pls pls.” Helen begged Tails, dropping on her broken knees. “OWWWWW!!!!! OWWW!”
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Gamma steps forward, ignoring her sceams.
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“The only way to defeat Chris is to beat him at his own game. We must learn to fortnite dance from Fortnite Jones.”
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Author’s Note: I love fortnite!!!!
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“Right-o, Gamer!” Tails shouted excitly
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All 2 of them walked to jonesy’s house, while helen wheeled behind. ‘Zoom.”
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“Jones! Were at you’re house!” Tails knocked on the door made out of 10 wood log.
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Jonesy opened the door holding his pickask “hey Tails what brings you here today best buddy?”
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Helen ran over Tails (but not with her legs cuz theyr broke.) to get to Jonesy first. “We need your help!” She creamed.
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Author’s Note: my brother Gabe told me creaming is somethng girls do when theyr relly excited and shes relly excited rite now.
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Gamma is so excited to meet Jonesy that he does the orang justic out of robot happiness, like a robot would.
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Jonesy started doing the o range justice in sink with Gama cuz he was excited to se e his firend “what kind of help do you need?”
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“Chris Torn dikk came back from the grave and is doing fortknight dancers! I need you to teach us the default dnace to batrle him!” Tails was frantily shouting at jonesy
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“yea” jonesy
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jonesy then taught tails how to do the d3fault dance but it too k all day, while jonesy made a bananaana smoothie for all them!
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Gamma shows off that he has finelly perfecded the defaul danse, and impressed them all!
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“That’s so cool gama you are so ogod at doin grow defalt dajcuwfrom fortnite”
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“Fortnite jonesy,” gamma says, “i believe we ar redy to kill chris to death again.”
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Helen id a wheely on her wheelchair, spinning around ggeelfully. “YESYESYEYSEYSEYSYES!” She started doign fortnite dances herself except she couldn’t cause ehe had no legs.
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“You guys are so god at the defuslt dnace I trained u well” jonesy smiled and did the hype
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Gamma atemps the hype but fails and hurts himself in confusion because he is not cuite good enough yet.
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“That’s funny hahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahha” tails chuckled
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“Helen, you need to lead us to where u saw chris doing the default dance emote from Fortnite Battle Royale.” Gammma says.
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Helen pressed a button on her bike and it extended into a motorcycle like from the official Shadow The Hedghog video game copyright sega games. “Everyone ge in! We’re goin afr!”
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Tails got in the kotorcycle and got excited to start fortnite dancing on crisp
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Gamma flew in on hsi jetpack.
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“Chris! We are here to f murder you u stupid *sshole!” Tails said a bad word cause he was angry
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They all ride away on Hellas’s bike like from the official shadow game, and she led them straight to chris!
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Upon Chris’s seeing Gamma, he started shaking and crying and did the Waterworks emote from Fortnite because he was so scared from Gamma killing him in the last chapter of Tails, Revenge, And Machinery: An Autumn Love Story!
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“Hahaha! Loser! He’s totally crying and ping his pants cause he’s so scarred of us and our awesome fortnite dances!” Tails said laughing
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“Oh. But on the contrary, Tails.” Chris grinned, looking up from his tear soaked hands, breaking into a chuckle. “Tails… After you killed me, and I woke up on that beach, I studied the dark mystic arts of Hellenism. I’ve gained strengths unimaginable by a dumb fox like you. Gamma killing me gave me strength, and now, with my magic I get from Zeus himself.. I am a God!” Chris’ eyes glowed blue, crackling, and he shot lightning out of his fingertips, he is like a God in human clothing.
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Tails gasped loudly. “You! You’ve joined the sinful ways of Zeus, and reject our lord and savior Jesus! ……..You’ll die for that.” Tails frowned and made his ands f ists
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“Quick, everyone!” Yells Jonesy, “If we all default dance in unison we cna make him weak enough for me to pickask him to death!”
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Helen immediately started bsting a move in her wheelchaircycle. She thrw it back s hard the earth shattered and the gods cried tears of joy and renounced chris thodick as their cheesen one.
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Gamma quickly joins in, default dancing so hard that he bgins drawing power from te master emerald from angle island!
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Tails closed his eyes, liftign into the air with his arms out, nd glwoing yellow. “U have defaulted ur last dance, Chris Thorndyke…” Tails opened his eyes, witch we’re now red, and hes fur turnd yellow. He had gone Super Tals. Tails flew with his arms out at Chris and knoced him into a wooden cross that was there. “Everyone! Anil him to the cross!”
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Gamma picked up a rusty nail he had inside him becus hes a robot and nailed on chris hand to the cross.
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Helen wheeled up to the other sid and jumped up with a butt bounce to reach the other side. she nailed Chris and nodded with satisfaction when sh was done.
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Chris new his time was up, and sorrowfully looked up to the sky.
“I get knocked down, but I get up again.” Chris says, somberly, “Ain’t nothing gonna keep me down.”
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“Bass k in god’s Grace, sinner.” Tails insenerated Chris with a ray of holy energy and sended him to Jell with the strength of The Father, The Sin, and the Holy Spirit.
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Kratos drove by in his car and ate a burrito while listening to It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
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Chrises soul fell into Hell and the Devil looked at him “Ew, your disgusting.” Infinite came over and pick up Chres and threw him out of Hell back onto the earth.
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