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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDs6Vj7xf8
「如果我沒有經過同意的話，我是不會不會說出我的名字的！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV3g0dc73C
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHL1DSgXi29
「不是就叫名字或綽號就好了嗎？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicXvnH23Nt
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9E0eH7shrg
「未來我要當個模特兒模特兒！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquDO7oawI2
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWhRiJtPZx
「看偶像劇！電視電視是最棒的發明！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYQMoeGFmQ
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGVKaRPPWU
「我還真的不清楚耶……」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49K6nfcYYy
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAeiEcUFhY
「只要是食物我都吃！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6TqnrvULa
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJ0vYWpsSw
「討厭那些研究所裡的人，討厭討厭。」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡse7vuDw42g
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12R3RpgQ8M
「為了長高當然是早睡早起有個規律規律的啦！」（並沒有，還記得第三集裡為了看偶像劇而熬夜嗎272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmMpb2bF3Y272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GCUub1all
9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF4ymH5FVH
「獨棟透天透天唷！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsHvwZBxes
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YmI5DAvwd
「嗯？電子遊樂場？」（？？？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzCyXva4Dj
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GMUXdJ2a7
「口袋當然都裝糖果和手機手機啦！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwITfyAplia
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfoNi9nqAS
「都說我不能說出我的名字名字了哼！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg5Sz9H8xF
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj9SVqp5LV
「我講話的方式好像不太一樣，但是大家還是都聽得懂的對吧對吧？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiCTD7Zl2H
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCOjvDvTa6
「可以跟單量抹曲生活！」（某方面來說的確滿值得驕傲的272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhB8757aaC
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVrtYy7njE
「我才不會有弱點呢！」（好人再好也會有弱點272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1jsWge9SX
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV5zW3qgIz
「單量抹曲！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiGkXIsVSq
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1SBfoJi6i
「已經說過啦！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWK4AmDxcZ7
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9HLujaao0
「我可以不要不要說嗎？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoVFcSDdho
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOftc089yKX
「有哇，家人就是梅津大姊跟單量抹曲唷！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0fMj0eIYJ
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nbvupbm8G
「長大後我一定也要談個轟轟烈烈的愛情愛情！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMwIETMjbi
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZDun5JSgX
「其實我還不是很清楚耶。」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZjN6sQGJw
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ089DDvZD6u
「嗯？不知道？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbWFqo19zB
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsKxpnncws
「當然會主動主動囉！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SMJZtbosn
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLE5coSz0e
「沒有？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm578FhQlD5
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemBt2K45wY
「沒有。」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3hzWWEuOJ
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduvaqU3MuY
「現在當然滿意啦，我很開心開心的唷！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jljMkm66a
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7EOArYNyb
「嗯？我覺得有好幾件都是耶。」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOf97viPZ3
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0L064jlob
「如果沒有遇到單量抹曲，我一定還是……唉呀不好說不好說啦！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvXbqO61HZ
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgj1j2VagFm
「模特兒！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipIM1ga8ik
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgkiMP1o4t
「我的小祕密嗎？我自己都不是很清楚耶……不過，我可以偷偷說一下單量抹曲的唷，就是呀，他還住在第二商店街那邊的公寓公寓時呀，好像從來都沒付過房租唷！」（這算祕密嗎？
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二、私心惡搞篇272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zEA6fFPS7
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKaz8mBklj
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIph1F7cbJl
「不知道？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50qQGCi1up
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeTgnVIYCl
「換衣服時被單量抹曲看光了……嗚嗚，他要對我負責負責啦！」（？？？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8Nz7WE4rn
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG784du68O
「哇，這一定是很糟很糟的狀況呢……」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjSMfxfZHr
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeIJZZWrgu
「我怎麼可能會回答呢！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPm7AWjS2p
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AaOrInlKP
「除毛？什麼？剪頭髮的意思嗎？」
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWSr2C2AwI
「我才不會說呢，我沒有弱點弱點的啦！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKPvpxYgxy
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Jk9RSqk5Q
「什麼東西初體驗體驗？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgo2bemNkuJ
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa8TuYt9Za
「應該也能變成帥氣的模特兒吧？」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJytbxbyAV
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw6tCJL4dX
「什麼尺寸？我不懂。」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWa6XZXPn5u
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04REoW5jzD
「可以穿單量抹曲的衣服衣服嗎！」（？？？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52XJkVY4zt
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjhkA3unGS
「一定會羞死人的啦！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVEPGTLtUG
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tEc8sdfQC
「不會被侵犯吧……」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCmdyPvgy7
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmCWeKmICk
「不知道耶，我還不能喝酒喝酒的唷。」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMz8I0Jd9P
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9JQ1pFxR2
「再多問我個幾題也沒關係的啦！」272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiiemk6rsZ
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？272Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJ1BcV0quW
「老二是什麼？」
