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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V36MKLScU連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdRwRuoZqFw
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBP645kEGGU
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9fYmm0JAC
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4YXl9wSc2b
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5dRmN4OEU
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQAszO2n0N
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5ilAhWXiU
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxoR6jsNS7
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbycHSxQkE9
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpKgTTQEj4
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e5M7dyc3Y
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFz64SqdWgW
「肉，沒肉會死。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLcWpwyBhZ
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdrhMARk2g
「沒什麼特別的。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXVMjjCURa
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB0WkVbSsM
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBSn3tw4JE
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokv9EM3zdS
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8De8c9aCl2
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9miotz1th
「睡覺。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXymfBgFyY
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkbCbIEC6L
「手機、鑰匙。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QCCCXy4MQ
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqtwrZdqtX
「他們，能力的意思。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qNYqx1wY8
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Nu2bwpHe
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqoMOFQYrb
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDRm73wsOy
「沒有。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfoT9uIqLd
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm393otREGR
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eQsIgl5Gw
266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnScKvgKd1
16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6Fj9ZCG8C
「……不知道。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR11MfwF1yA
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKo9r16BhT
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxq3TtgdAp
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTE8ebhZFPR
「被機器包圍的感覺。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRa9r8g7Hk5
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1SW1vDb8U
「……拒答。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQpBNCV23a
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5yqOqcxri
「沒有。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yYJ7HUGMS
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCEg4oIYAv
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MlLUqhzQA
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleh5aXB19b
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvy5pk6ZFB5
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRDg1aH61y
「好煩。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNmsBvZ7hj
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt14jdVSWK
「你覺得呢？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEaw4VeYuN
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqKkAl4MsY
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnM9RzrxRf
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX3GoR3ydlU
「現在……還可以吧。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8qeCpPQyD
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRSTpxpz24
「算有吧。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSK5f3fMT9d
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrouyFCCVGi
「拒答。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDhosfqbRTV
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OWmCGvKg8
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpQkuWnBuV
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSw0NsMqZRd
「沒有。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy4PasIXHp
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二、私心惡搞篇266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO93zvY68X0
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpHR5ymHEg
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZd6O7d1zfG
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkkLgnFf0C
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd64myBZgaC
「好像沒有。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC5fxHza8k
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3Otbbwbey
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOx3cTiub3j
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DhTj5vBQx
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSg57cablML
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnvSx6uZgz
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03y7ckfSz3
「不知道。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3WgomIkH6
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy7YKbQna4
「沒有。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6eOV0Csg3
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKrhI0PlPh
「哈？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuscY1CdWaZ
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E9RVhnJbi
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESPIHrkeOr
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Zx9YlyXB
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i0Yr00FCP
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6h41bv60P
「……」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rCi8ZpfOL
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ45Wdz3lu1
「還不把他揍醒？」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlFhoDgQBv
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUxsEOhIr4
「不知道。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6bndTE2en
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FAHOsbLvg
「沒有。」266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGblRCzZy1q
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？266Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkBG5j1pEQ
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
