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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybeLglFgBS
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfKj6JE2zz
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHHDsLtBHt
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0n8kXnhMfi
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaET4gpPc4
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ566vKk3Ws8
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV4VqLHC83
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmkJnP6yqR
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNPwWs0YTe
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFshSjPVHb
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxFUCMDzpy
「肉，沒肉會死。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYmZUSFkiU
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwWhDeNWxR
「沒什麼特別的。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh8NfOB8Ig
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbhqIaA9Jo
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMfFpPHqFV
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfI1HmPlinK
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5nERPXfE2
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBub4EDrTo5
「睡覺。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9e09LxQEm
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqXLwlmqxY
「手機、鑰匙。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYWVKrlirk
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuIzK2d0AV
「他們，能力的意思。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIAZkP1cWp
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehcWJuHN3l
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtajjJ1M36
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRHdkccuD6
「沒有。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpxsD23XFK
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5kCmtXL9D
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpOQesOw8D
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitSUdviL30
「……不知道。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoopHE6pdO
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIXVweS7sa
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjPHtBSsFP
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmN5uHSmHAp
「被機器包圍的感覺。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXYaHdH4qN
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4eUeoStcU
「……拒答。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPMeQTEuUD
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC226DyHDbo
「沒有。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDYopr9cXI
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgaMG3R5k9
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvaGIqpR1HA
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS0K3VjrU0
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySm121S4Ok
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKY6kOdYnW
「好煩。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYXO7ETgxg
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnVpqxXHnw
「你覺得呢？」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO95cADp3Fp
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Cgt7twwr2
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfp38FjJ1iP
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqweFdim3de
「現在……還可以吧。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtD2lRzqGZ
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDF3DPBh1hw
「算有吧。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzau77U4eE8
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uIqrG0sPu
「拒答。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kJdGtq3jU
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb1YDNSLce
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuqohsEy7K
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev4bTzdi5F
「沒有。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WHxvdMZOe
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二、私心惡搞篇233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIspStMjad
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtg17Q1wJQ
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJlYM1RIRa
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbKYDAwqLc
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQc7o4dNxt
「好像沒有。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p3cyXsCPm
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡromsVY49MV
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pOcHdyLA6
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhN4do0eLV
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO7EgQFF6M
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsiAquyk2l
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetrNp899QQ
「不知道。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxioGQrnt2x
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk49kzojhTw
「沒有。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡckLXCO1rDZ
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa0tBBENax
「哈？」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkElhfN68sK
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXkLoq82Er
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRlcRV3XFC
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CfHKP7yWz
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCv3KQPdf8N
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcYvRiYX4y
「……」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhdU3vg0FT
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTF6KLVVtH
「還不把他揍醒？」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvEI1msFUF
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBSyAv95LC
「不知道。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6GydqB56O
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNevJQl3NH
「沒有。」233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKu1cYvgit
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？233Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMucJVnpfP
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
