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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8BexjYtvX
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtWa7GUEXr
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YjmIXvSIC
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFglyox6om9
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcJ8SI5FvV
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2hqfmwO9j
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYxcx7mx7m
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEmt8JXB1q
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwuRPqNKSW
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nLF6hRRzL
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkCSCB87wt
「肉，沒肉會死。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGgipRlvan
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxqw9lFAMS
「沒什麼特別的。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEl1uJzwSm
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCubo5NvVk
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrDGqU3G8l
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD50qORssZz
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeTeP7ES6A
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbq7OkypNg
「睡覺。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbj5BAL3c3
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLMMww1TUj
「手機、鑰匙。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6fnxmrNXz
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHXU4dUqkB
「他們，能力的意思。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoCDox2ozk
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLJkmFfE1x
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKQB80gLZk
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHQuw6HvLh
「沒有。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JIOmEh0pQ
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGwc9UC0gW
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhflG9OYR06
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVblyf6xIqn
「……不知道。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTbiiwFX8B
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52DpXEJgQ2
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhNDxMFiMu
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcFo8fCvvG
「被機器包圍的感覺。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFO1sNUUhw
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcwP4HbOop
「……拒答。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnh26OkJhQ
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRarwr3Ra6u
「沒有。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25uU2U5dFr
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qi3PdzOHc
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9ROjgQQvm
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYfjQm9Lvd
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jgDbCmF4f
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3odwkh5hM
「好煩。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hCwgJIG3X
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhngS7dCsy
「你覺得呢？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fWoRlBaFs
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt85ft7cGKU
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEJ9oVBDQR
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVReJibm4jQ
「現在……還可以吧。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCFzdWQNCj
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOUHuR3ure
「算有吧。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysdSe25QQ3
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWnY78qoLg
「拒答。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdVpJPpC4V
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxlvcuxtSD
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU0MjMgNfb
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXwVox8U3K
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二、私心惡搞篇305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyDu7tZfhh
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgew1m9z35E
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrlDDPVGa5
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUNTIHrbwd
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjRIY57gXva
「好像沒有。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9h37iHScw
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbrkzyllK1
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiywkTsohSB
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmbMneUJWh
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnVQ5YFHaf
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Asqf6OXEd
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJwsSFks0J
「不知道。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4gYMzGWxb
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4JmKKUGSY
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8WlcrJqDa
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtDMOeefiK
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlkwv9tjEc
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2AU4Y9Fvb
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBFbxsqquA
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOafanzk2B
「……」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuXdSLYIa1
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQshRybini
「還不把他揍醒？」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Itb2K9juz
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzRvKxscNY
「不知道。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdMWFMjFJV
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu29hQU3u5L
「沒有。」305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2IHFEOoUO
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？305Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREMkkTIYBL
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
