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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAsvSYcvzu
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYrlkQ9F7b
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4yi1XOY3r
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwWlxaJKKS
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXfk15QE8z
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVYfuYI16U
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtexBGAShwE
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaRFpHMO1Y
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLHFffBTJF
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpHA0hlHye
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhgDxq0vsH4
「肉，沒肉會死。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlY9hTJhKW
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq61lltUauX
「沒什麼特別的。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj82HAG7nGf
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuj4MUgpOJj
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIaJztf8t0
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3uANDRq9t
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGllTqqj5W
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYRYJNmtn8
「睡覺。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcVHIukceG
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g8bEKf1lF
「手機、鑰匙。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04avTrrWYA
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxPJBpZg01
「他們，能力的意思。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ59zyFcuDAW
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAZTRnvNig
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWgX49PX3c
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc2z84p4LM
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYRNBaNDzn
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hYQMP6ksj
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53pyXLmsgA
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fPXIaY1wt
「……不知道。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g3h2msJ0c
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIS8YEYfzO
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBar11jMqts
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuoMhMClzp
「被機器包圍的感覺。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8UtKFjiAz
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxG7Sn669P
「……拒答。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOFCUP7xqN
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GgNNilKnb
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsnQbmzmJL
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBlvlCbSL9
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhb87DnOp0
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmaXz6GwFP
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjcO2A71D8
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVDcMv6gaB
「好煩。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLqEhJ5OeW
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaudOlkNsnR
「你覺得呢？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvKevSgqF7
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l1vSk9tEL
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Ti90oDIkH
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CVJ6pybP9
「現在……還可以吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAApSdBC8l
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj7p62F3SV
「算有吧。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3IbPfjlVN
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvhhabSlHu
「拒答。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0xBrH30ZZ
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHQaFIZDYt
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwoPU2mUZA
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3SsoixKSX6
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4f8bvWzDS
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二、私心惡搞篇270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWVsxkeedg
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3WbwDHOfd
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRBmsDRhy0
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeUnRHvbhS
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysx8benUcj
「好像沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKEWZ136LT
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Acv3yZDyX
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrxIq4PVEG
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFZmpbzXk7
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAY9ADfN4F3
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEG79XJC51V
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2X0DmRiEP
「不知道。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeXBoI7Jej
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteDHxvuyVa
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIQPq9uqBq
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Po3Z5DCoO
「哈？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbqTKscaJY
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YKhv83chl
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnAQptYA9g
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAGTy8PZLA
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3D3USzqki
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnh5V7Fkxr
「……」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6sWJvRiI2
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoV4IMnsyV
「還不把他揍醒？」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfqFf1fN1Z
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduXVrCE6UB
「不知道。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZcub1Kswe
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1w9db22EY
「沒有。」270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUv8GiSeZ5
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？270Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKNDO45xJB
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
