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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBztS3eKLK
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVWZ7Lpm3Q
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FhfIXtjrs
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEtTcu2Fvb
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nanV8y1df
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU6AX928yf
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNylQCY6rw7
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVSYJHiJy0
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczvwaNHowW
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV6SSn5cqL
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHg4iMpT7h
「肉，沒肉會死。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyBmgFmUdn
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfvAo98IX0
「沒什麼特別的。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCw9gutuUGr
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQuqzsK3RD
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuQMAhHV3G
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ9RanstdZ
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfy6fJ9eKLS
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZof88uhgL
「睡覺。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc5BvYjm0n
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76trTis10U
「手機、鑰匙。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZudoouThL6
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9k2HM3bqN
「他們，能力的意思。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtnaO0l9rh
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IPLhxuiEb
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClgvn0Rtu0
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQ467YCTY8
「沒有。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnDZ9x7OsO
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujEBGjPs2P
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbaQ26fY3g
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwt3m2RZZL
「……不知道。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITDwZD51UN
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOKqzFRTV6
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBR6NwfxmI
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5awmbOaEVi
「被機器包圍的感覺。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClQcXx7E6p
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbv1lr0mSW
「……拒答。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFB9eLf0WQ
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMvvbh7mp4
「沒有。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXR682eFiZ
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCP1breQztE
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZv9XK7XXC
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbP93ITKQAo
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiDuSv5bCv
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3fQ5pbr6l
「好煩。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQWGHEci5D
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xgE7mGW8j
「你覺得呢？」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEMXofzkRx
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhn5P7wFFTl
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdHMqaEvs1L
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6FqNptpP6
「現在……還可以吧。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfxplUHVIk
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeqS7Glbeq
「算有吧。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCka21yjaa
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLxv1xC86Y
「拒答。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMFzNt7fJn
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwseAaQWmE2
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknKi03Beft
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuiGTbm6i7
「沒有。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmuWOU9daz
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二、私心惡搞篇235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIKJE9nqwX
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqp1FyuJ35
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEkNMVBj9Z
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKbkqUGMgc
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWANqruAts
「好像沒有。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoi4GtFGB8
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkqqFjz30q
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6THwbwFij
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8cwD3plkZ
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBwMrdEpp2
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjrlNgfYtP
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uLnIgHoQI
「不知道。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cDQCzJVqM
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM8fNaicwJ
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CBNMRxk9X
「哈？」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRrgfI0dIi
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuG6y7xR0mT
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3peMdKsOTV
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5HiGOX58j
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8HnpQu2XB
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI22RbiYWl
「……」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOCCYNjnlw
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHXeOynNkb
「還不把他揍醒？」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbMKocJEsc
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSEZQrHaCu
「不知道。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZ2q0X43DE
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqIqrwYMoh
「沒有。」235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡphhouTspkK
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？235Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54ZNVnqMIj
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
