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對我承認我很久沒打也忘記了（欸306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhC2jUeC6x連番外也忙到只打到一半而已（←我很誠實！（←不負責任306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRxiKnpLCa
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一、正經八百篇
1. 嗨你好，感謝你願意接受訪談，請問我該稱呼你……？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKsi4vmnZJ
「名字就擺在那是不會念嗎，你不識字嗎？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQNV7PPWvC
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2. 你和初次見面的人、好朋友、同僚（上級同級下級）之間又會怎樣互相稱呼呢？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl09S7MYhHR
「哈？我根本不記得他們的名字。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrQmbphfTm
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3. 請你簡單的形容一下自己？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZytaVEc3yv
「吃本大爺的扭曲操縱啦！」（←這什麼混亂邪惡306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRnc80sgkx
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4. 有什麼興趣嗜好？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMCuSv1UAc
「喝咖啡，吃肉，睡覺，聽廣播。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsZZUIZ7dg
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5. 擅長與不擅長的事物？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6tOmSGf1t
「沒什麼特別擅長特別不擅長的。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuDHdalpzk
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6. 喜歡吃什麼？有沒有討厭的食物呢？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBRjsxdWuT
「肉，沒肉會死。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVViU0IMQOF
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7. 有好感的人事物？討厭的呢？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTqV5CfxFF
「沒什麼特別的。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumjTxVP6PT
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8. 平常的生活作息是怎樣？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvhWNEyGNc
「累了就睡，想睡就睡，有必要就起床出門。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbyVKg2sYb
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9. 住在哪裡呢？對居住環境還滿意嗎？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPrl5Hftme
「原本隨便找個房子租，現在跟兩個每天都吵得要命的人住在一起。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SOUdGTMbs
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10. 平時閒來無事會去哪裡逛逛？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTt5X5HHOaP
「睡覺。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nsPB0SI3C
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11. 可以借看一下你的口袋/包包裡帶著什麼嗎？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvUffFJMis
「手機、鑰匙。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHTS3ErtPd
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12. 名字是誰幫你取的？有沒有什麼特殊意義？(這裡指的不是創作者喔，是角色的父母之類)306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ5mWnomd2
「他們，能力的意思。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk3tK3RKmp
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13. 你覺得自己和別人最不一樣的地方？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LWVHaCfxe
「哈？看不出來嗎？本大爺現在這個樣子就很不一樣了吧？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PPfVtuFY4
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14. 你覺得自己最值得拿出來談的特點是什麼？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiOtYh0xiX
「沒有。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NqN3nZB8Q
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15. 那又覺得自己弱點在哪裡？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3AdIoL0E7
「能力的話，名字就已經告訴你了吧。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZOOm5PG3r
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16. 有沒有什麼是絕對不能缺少的東西？（人事物、情緒、天氣、地方等等皆可)306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2ec2TPRRb
「……不知道。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0vR14qOgY
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17. 覺得自己說話的方式如何？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4I8so1sOV9
「我想怎麼說話就怎麼說話。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsNhVhKbml
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18. 是在什麼環境下長大的呢？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ930aqA5nNe
「被機器包圍的感覺。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYgMqAQQkH
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19. 有家人或是青梅竹馬嗎？介紹一下他們吧？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gze4C6R80
「……拒答。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3pVT4bdF3
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20. 還是不免俗的要問問感情，你對戀愛有什麼看法？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNnfoPP0SZ
「沒有。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0TmvrwIdY0
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21. 喜歡什麼類型的人？又對哪類型苦手？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZSyrTBMY6
「隨便啦，順眼就好了吧。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJInxfefHqU
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22. 現在有找到你的意中人了嗎？還是在暗戀著誰呢？我不會告訴別人的！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnms5hoSqP
「沒時間也沒興趣談戀愛。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTt7Iq4T7y
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23. 對於感情會採主動出擊還是被動等待？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwzh4bWBIN
「好煩。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4khZutpciF
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24. 來談談人生吧，為什麼會選擇現在的職業？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG9hawtQd2
「你覺得呢？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77yfCREkZ0
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25. 對這份職業有什麼追求抱負嗎？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnReAKbYuxp
「……好像沒什麼特別的抱負。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9r8ym8HfW
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26. 對於自己現在的處境滿意嗎？會不會想要改變？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraZztNFJrt
「現在……還可以吧。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb3RzdNS0M
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27. 人生中曾發生過什麼影響自己很大的事件嗎？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDnIUUNMJ4
「算有吧。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdumamYRWW
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28. 說一說影響自己最深的那個人？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpm8ZY7GS7
「拒答。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsgHeDxCWj
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29. 從小到大有沒有什麼想達成的夢想呢？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYbIQFOvP3
「如果那算是夢想，也太奢侈了。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobGBUjat5Z
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30. 最後，能不能告訴我一個關於你的小秘密？（一些不為人知的設定？）306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKFL6KWXWi
「沒有。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7Hc4xlk8t
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二、私心惡搞篇306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BkPwMQfA0
好了不要這麼嚴肅嘛~以下私心惡搞題，羞恥噗類時間！(可選擇不回答)306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyYIexX4bE
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1. 睡覺是什麼姿勢？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWvq69YqrH
「哈？不知道，隨便吧，可以睡就都行。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPGlQ01xaL
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2. 曾經發生過最糗的事是什麼？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8ZeJXOmBl
「好像沒有。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmdCjdnbTw
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3. 不小心喝太多水了，找不到廁所不能找地方解放會是什麼狀況？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfppRNdGXnf
「可以在體內自行扭曲。」（好方便！（表示羨慕306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMzio1YLCA
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4. 偷偷告訴我，你今天穿什麼內褲？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJGgI1lt2e
「黑色吧。問這個幹麻？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb3SEYd6CC
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5. 有除毛的習慣嗎？可以詳細除哪裡毛嗎？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE7Vicpbr5
「扭曲掉就好了啊。」（簡直是方便又省錢
6. 身體的敏感帶在哪裡？讓我戳一下好不好？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU3jJbuJLO
「不知道。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR1cH0lQc8
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7. 初體驗對象是誰？沒有啊？哎呀好可愛。306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoL8yJfoMyV
「沒有。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8mxlaVNVn
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8. 如果變成異性，第一件做的事是什麼？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnLwBCXNYr
「哈？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJDEpObP6P
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9. 對於自己的尺寸很自豪嗎？哪裡的尺寸？都可以唷！306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLaHftjPyX
「這種事隨便吧，會去在意這個的是有多自卑啊？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGVi9yTqwN
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10. 如果要你挑一件異性的服飾穿上會選擇哪一種？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWSNLWDiU5
「要我挑這種東西簡直是要我去死。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmwQ91TgEhk
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11. 一覺醒來發現自己只穿著一件女性內衣(男答)/男用領帶(女答)躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozKpoSUUyT
「……」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pKsbh0eNA
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12. 一覺醒來發現跟一個全裸的人一起躺在陌生的地方，你的反應是？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dmzLKSLA0
「還不把他揍醒？」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVv7bsexmP
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13. 喝醉酒會有什麼反應，不知道的話給你10分鐘找朋友問問吧？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtGTaeOSFI
「不知道。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw82g93Ok7
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14. 回答到這裡，有什麼感想呢？就剩下一題了！加油，好嗎？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKc7XOoKwP
「沒有。」306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXosYWTuw38
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15. 最後一題，香腸、老二、杏鮑菇、大黃瓜，你會選哪一個？306Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYapPzwyZtW
「香腸啊，它是肉啊，屁股想也知道。」
