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空氣凝結冷靜咗大概三點一四秒，亦即廿二除七秒咁上下，QQ就轆大隻眼露出歡笑嘅表情。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyItVPjfNB
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唔止zero，重有包日清胡池屋嘅譚仔麻辣豬耳味薯片，我打開放咗喺個keyboard tray上面。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZQ8ZvEL7R
我一坐低，Queenie就用左手拖住我隻右手，自己右手就攞薯片食，重喂埋落我個口度。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwxWYUFe23
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雖然無大銀幕，無環迴立體聲，無爆谷，無大班凳；但我有妳，Queenie，有妳真好。619Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hsf43BSMh
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